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Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by GlorifiedTunde(m): 7:29am On Jun 03, 2024
IamAtAnger:
By starting ur statement in such manner?.... calling someone you haven't met be4 an "illiterate"?.. is that the way you were taught in school if truly you're literate?.. no simple etiquette?

If you aren't a dolt, you will go back and review my post. I did not call anyone on this platform an illiterate.
I am referring to "the act" of using a certificate to sell suya as illiteracy!

Some of you here think you're smart with words and getting away with insulting people, I forget I'm bantering kids here sometimes. angry
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by aieromon(m): 7:32am On Jun 03, 2024

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Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by arewafederation: 7:32am On Jun 03, 2024
Gentlesoul2021:
They are in need of a wide coverage in locating the owner of this certificate.
This original bachelor's degree certificate was used to wrap suya and they are looking for the owner


Take it to the school.
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by IamAtAnger: 7:34am On Jun 03, 2024
Where have I insulted you in all I said?... but you call yourself not me a dolt shows how so useless you're and so dumb to know nothing
GlorifiedTunde:


If you aren't a dolt, you will go back and review my post. I did not call anyone on this platform an illiterate.
I am referring to "the act" of using a certificate to sell suya as illiteracy!

Some of you here think you're smart with words and getting away with insulting people, I forget I'm bantering kids here sometimes. angry
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by godofuck231: 7:37am On Jun 03, 2024
No need , he can still be a president like tinubu,
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by crackhouse(m): 7:39am On Jun 03, 2024
Now that it's all over the Internet that his certificate was used to wrap suya what's his fate in the Labour market?
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by GlorifiedTunde(m): 7:44am On Jun 03, 2024
IamAtAnger:
Where have I insuled you in all I said?... but you call yourself not me a dolt shows how so useless you're and so dumb to know nothing

Like I said, I understand that you're an angry child!

Have some breakfast, and direct all that energy to the FG for the untold hardship in the country.

Try to be more useful 😅
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by IamAtAnger: 7:45am On Jun 03, 2024
slowpoke calling his father's mate a child... run along
GlorifiedTunde:


Like I said, I understand that you're an angry child!

Have some breakfast, and direct all that energy to the FG for the untold hardship in the country.

Try to be more useful 😅
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by GlorifiedTunde(m): 7:50am On Jun 03, 2024
IamAtAnger:
slowpoke calling his father's mate a child... run along

You kids of nowadays, just because you have an iPhone and data, you feel everyone is your mate.

I will like to see you in person.

Arrange that and let me know when you're ready, I want to see my father's mate.

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Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by owelle22(m): 7:53am On Jun 03, 2024
Abeg contact us for your inverters & Solar systems for 24/7 energy.

My contact is on the signature
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by NewHe: 7:53am On Jun 03, 2024
A fake certificate, oluwole original!
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by adabaraabdul: 7:55am On Jun 03, 2024
Abisolababe:
Maybe the person sold all the certificate out to aboki when he couldn't get a job.
Or maybe he swap certificate with Suya when hunger wipe am
lol
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by Btruth: 7:56am On Jun 03, 2024
Jesu 🙆
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by normaman(m): 7:57am On Jun 03, 2024
Best you can do for the man is return it to the school.
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by Noblemanonpoint: 8:04am On Jun 03, 2024
CountinBlessins:
Firstly only a school like LASU this can happen to, A school that only breeds agberos and cultists The quality of graduates LASU produces is so low, you cant even engage a LASU graduate in a proper interview without wondering if truly the person is a graduate. 99% of the agberos carrying out oro festival beheading are LASU graduates.

This can never happen to Unilag, Uniben, University of Ibadan, UNN, ESUT, OAU, Nnamdi Azikiwe, EKpoma etc

Quite obvious you were denied admission to the school. You sound so bitter and pained.
May your heart heal though.

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Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by Hassanmaye(m): 8:05am On Jun 03, 2024
Gentlesoul2021:
They are in need of a wide coverage in locating the owner of this certificate.
This original bachelor's degree certificate was used to wrap suya and they are looking for the owner

Please God tell me this is a joke, can't be possible please
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by Hassanmaye(m): 8:07am On Jun 03, 2024
Abisolababe:
Maybe the person sold all the certificate out to aboki when he couldn't get a job.
Or maybe he swap certificate with Suya when hunger wipe am
What's this, this is too harsh in a country like ours
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by otherway: 8:13am On Jun 03, 2024
CountinBlessins:
Firstly only a school like LASU this can happen to, A school that only breeds agberos and cultists The quality of graduates LASU produces is so low, you cant even engage a LASU graduate in a proper interview without wondering if truly the person is a graduate. 99% of the agberos carrying out oro festival beheading are LASU graduates.

This can never happen to Unilag, Uniben, University of Ibadan, UNN, ESUT, OAU, Nnamdi Azikiwe, EKpoma etc

Sometimes it is better to ignore ignorant illetrates like you.

Obviously you are an undergraduate and undoubtedly a Gen-Z.

Asides the info on the attached, Lasu has maintained its place as the best Uni for many courses which includes but not limited to Law and Medicine.

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Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by otherway: 8:17am On Jun 03, 2024
Villa12:
LASU is the best state University. The school produced the best law graduate last year with 5.0 CGPA both in school and law school.

I'm happy you just confirmed the info as I just posted.

I graduated from Lasu in 1997 when I guess the guy you quoted was still a fluid in oblivion.

Lasu has maintained a high ranking in law from my days in the school till date.

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Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by otherway: 8:19am On Jun 03, 2024

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Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by Pharaoh4rin(m): 8:20am On Jun 03, 2024
CountinBlessins:
Firstly only a school like LASU this can happen to, A school that only breeds agberos and cultists The quality of graduates LASU produces is so low, you cant even engage a LASU graduate in a proper interview without wondering if truly the person is a graduate. 99% of the agberos carrying out oro festival beheading are LASU graduates.

This can never happen to Unilag, Uniben, University of Ibadan, UNN, ESUT, OAU, Nnamdi Azikiwe, EKpoma etc

You're talking trash. God punish you. I was in LASU for 2yrs in 2004-2005 b4 sh1t happened and I was xpld. In those times, I respected LASU. I'm sure you're a product of unilag, because you guys are possesed with one hell of a superiority complex. Do you think the show-off in Unilag is what Lasu stands for? LASU is not as bad people erroneously think. Stop stereotyping. odé

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Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by phemray(m): 8:22am On Jun 03, 2024
Abisolababe:
Maybe the person sold all the certificate out to aboki when he couldn't get a job.
Or maybe he swap certificate with Suya when hunger wipe am


Mean I see the following.
1. Documents lost or stolen
2.. Strategy to get sympathy if it goes viral, be located and giving a job.
3. Lesson that certificate not important but transcripts
4. 5 years of serious studies and efforts in passing exams can be made so useless if not well guided by the owner
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by TruthHurts1(m): 8:26am On Jun 03, 2024
Let's get married

STEWpid:
Chai..








May be the person is Late or it has BE for him.


Or..


It's just a coloured photocopy



Ononuegwu!



Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by Judolisco(m): 8:32am On Jun 03, 2024
Na photocopy bdat na... And we've been seeing dis 4 more than 10yrs now
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by STEWpid(f): 8:35am On Jun 03, 2024
TruthHurts1:
Let's get married




grin

I'm a mother of two.

Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by Bimpe29: 8:38am On Jun 03, 2024
Oh my goodness
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by SOLTEM: 8:39am On Jun 03, 2024
LASU/CIPPR/1995 7th December, 2018



LASU DEGREE CERTIFICATE ALLEGEDLY FOUND AT A ‘SUYA SPOT’

The attention of the Lagos State University Management is drawn to posts on some social media platforms of a LASU Degree Certificate allegedly found at a ‘SUYA SPOT’



The University having recovered the ‘certificate’ on Wednesday, 21st November, 2018, wishes to make the following clarifications:

The ‘certificate’ in question actually exist but was invalidated on 25th February, 2013 because the graduate’s surname was wrongly written on the ‘certificate’ as ABISOYE instead of ABIOYE.
The University had issued another certificate carrying the correct surname and this was collected by the graduate on the 30th of September, 2014.
By the University’s standard practice, the invalidated certificate ought to have been shredded immediately the certificate was re-issued with the correct surname. Obviously this was not done and by default the invalidated certificate got into the public space due to improper screening of office waste papers, prior to disposal.
Mrs. Adeyemi ADESANYA, a seller of soft drinks at a location near the Epe campus, who recovered the invalidated certificate near her shop, posted the image on a social media platform, supposedly for the attention of the ‘owner’.

Although the social media post by Mrs. Adeyemi ADESANYA was a source of embarrassment to the University, however, the University Management wishes to assure all stakeholders and the general public of its determination to sustainably preserve the sanctity and integrity of all validly issued certificates by the University. Towards this end, the University Management has taken immediate actions to forestall such unpleasant incident.

The University Management profoundly appreciates all members of staff, University Community and other stakeholders for the interest and concern shown in this regard.
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by Stayingalive: 8:44am On Jun 03, 2024
CountinBlessins:
Firstly only a school like LASU this can happen to, A school that only breeds agberos and cultists The quality of graduates LASU produces is so low, you cant even engage a LASU graduate in a proper interview without wondering if truly the person is a graduate. 99% of the agberos carrying out oro festival beheading are LASU graduates.

This can never happen to Unilag, Uniben, University of Ibadan, UNN, ESUT, OAU, Nnamdi Azikiwe, EKpoma etc
Stop saying rubbish
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by Ashirioluwa: 8:46am On Jun 03, 2024
illicit:
That's just a coloured copy

With the red seal, they will know if it is colored copy or not
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by ddippset(m): 8:52am On Jun 03, 2024
2-1 for that matter!

grin
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by Vulcan24(m): 8:53am On Jun 03, 2024
CountinBlessins:
Firstly only a school like LASU this can happen to, A school that only breeds agberos and cultists The quality of graduates LASU produces is so low, you cant even engage a LASU graduate in a proper interview without wondering if truly the person is a graduate. 99% of the agberos carrying out oro festival beheading are LASU graduates.

This can never happen to Unilag, Uniben, University of Ibadan, UNN, ESUT, OAU, Nnamdi Azikiwe, EKpoma etc

Lol! We know what lasu means but there are few good std
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by illicit(m): 8:59am On Jun 03, 2024
Ashirioluwa:


With the red seal, they will know if it is colored copy or not

Original copies don't come in that kind of paper

The texture is different to that used to sell suyah

What I am seeing there is ordinary paper

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