Here's how to Wed with just #50,000

First explain to your pastor that you don’t have money for radarada(nonesense).

1. Book in court beforehand. If you book like 2 months to, its just 4k for certificate.

2. Use your normal suit Bro. Budget 2k to buy tie, socks and handkerchief.

3. Buy fairly used wedding gown on Jiji for 5k or pay a tailor to do white chiffon gown with 5k budget or juss rent cheap gown for 3k(wash and iron yourself)…

4. Arrange for car to use from friends and fuel it or juss call taxi or uber going and coming 4k. (He should not wait, after wedding, you flash him to come pick you up)

5. Invite only family and friends, well wishers should just call or come to the house later…

6. Buy rings please. Very important. Budget 2k for the 2 rings.

7. Give decoration people in your church like 2k to do small design. (Your wife is a member so they cannot complain).

8. Do not cook for church people please. Just buy one carton of TomTom and spray during processional hymn.. About 1,200.

9. Give church small thing, like 5k.

10. Give your wife’s mum 10k to cook abacha and utazi stew for the traditional which you guys will do very early on Sunday morning before going to church.

11. You have 13,800 left. Remember, you have to buy palm wine for the trad…800 for a full keg(after all, your wife’s dad issa wine tapper).

12. Best man and bridal shower should buy their things biko.

13. That your old friend that snaps photo will take up to 3k oo.

14. Give someone your laptop or phone to play small music. Give him 1k to buy the cord to connect it.

15. Buy fuel for church. 2k fuel go do nau.

16. Your money remain 7k abi? Now hold 1k in 100 naira notes and give your wife 1k too in 100naira notes.

17. Keep the remaining #5000 for miscellaneous. One or two things might come up las las.

THERE YOU HAVE IT LOVERS, FULL WEDDING WITH 50K.

BigYash:
Must you marry? First find stable source of income Oga. One sef no reach like this for naija.. Abi you want your kids to suffer like you? No go let person pressure you Enter Wahala o

Sapasenator:
Why marry if you can't afford a wedding? No be by force na?

Meerahbel:
Are you in Nigeria at all?

Sapasenator:
Why marry if you can't afford a wedding? No be by force na?

Sapasenator:


A lot of people marry and perpetuate generational poverty, even bring innocent children to suffer, that practice must stop.

We have to change lots of our cultures in Nigeria to align with realities and common sense. When two adults are not able to finance a wedding and are considering 50k as an ideal wedding budget, it's a big pointer of financial immaturity.

Yes I am in Nigeria and live in Ugheli.

thesicilian:

Because wedding is not the same as marriage

thesicilian:

Stop talking like a teenager.

Sapasenator:


Marriage is the life you live together after the wedding.

Wedding is the ceremony and a one time event while marriage is contnious after a wedding until divorce or death.

thesicilian:

Glad you know

okoroemeka:
so after spending heavily to see my daughter through nursing school and make her a high value woman,you will dare come to me and my brothers with #800 naira worth of palm wine to marry her,I know the type of woman you will marry with one keg of palmwine

lavylilly:

Here's how to Wed with just #50,000

First explain to your pastor that you don’t have money for radarada(nonesense).

1. Book in court beforehand. If you book like 2 months to, its just 4k for certificate.

2. Use your normal suit Bro. Budget 2k to buy tie, socks and handkerchief.

3. Buy fairly used wedding gown on Jiji for 5k or pay a tailor to do white chiffon gown with 5k budget or juss rent cheap gown for 3k(wash and iron yourself)…

4. Arrange for car to use from friends and fuel it or juss call taxi or uber going and coming 4k. (He should not wait, after wedding, you flash him to come pick you up)

5. Invite only family and friends, well wishers should just call or come to the house later…

6. Buy rings please. Very important. Budget 2k for the 2 rings.

7. Give decoration people in your church like 2k to do small design. (Your wife is a member so they cannot complain).

8. Do not cook for church people please. Just buy one carton of TomTom and spray during processional hymn.. About 1,200.

9. Give church small thing, like 5k.

10. Give your wife’s mum 10k to cook abacha and utazi stew for the traditional which you guys will do very early on Sunday morning before going to church.

11. You have 13,800 left. Remember, you have to buy palm wine for the trad…800 for a full keg(after all, your wife’s dad issa wine tapper).

12. Best man and bridal shower should buy their things biko.

13. That your old friend that snaps photo will take up to 3k oo.

14. Give someone your laptop or phone to play small music. Give him 1k to buy the cord to connect it.

15. Buy fuel for church. 2k fuel go do nau.

16. Your money remain 7k abi? Now hold 1k in 100 naira notes and give your wife 1k too in 100naira notes.

17. Keep the remaining #5000 for miscellaneous. One or two things might come up las las.

THERE YOU HAVE IT LOVERS, FULL WEDDING WITH 50K.

Anunakeeh:


Why waste money on uber when you can just take bike to and fro which shouldn't cost more than #500

Why waste money on food when you can just buy one small box of cabin biscuit and two bags of sachet water which shouldn't cost more than #2000 at most.

There are very good and shining #500 ring.

They should not give the church more than #2000

I will help Op get everything covered with just #20,000.

Anunakeeh:


Why waste money on uber when you can just take bike to and fro which shouldn't cost more than #500

Why waste money on food when you can just buy one small box of cabin biscuit and two bags of sachet water which shouldn't cost more than #2000 at most.

There are very good and shining #500 ring.

They should not give the church more than #2000

I will help Op get everything covered with just #20,000.

okoroemeka:
so after spending heavily to see my daughter through nursing school and make her a high value woman,you will dare come to me and my brothers with #800 naira worth of palm wine to marry her,I know the type of woman you will marry with one keg of palmwine

walyx:
Very funny...you b good event planner lol..

Sapasenator:


A lot of people marry and perpetuate generational poverty, even bring innocent children to suffer, that practice must stop.

We have to change lots of our cultures in Nigeria to align with realities and common sense. When two adults are not able to finance a wedding and are considering 50k as an ideal wedding budget, it's a big pointer of financial immaturity.
Yes I am in Nigeria and live in Ugheli.