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How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by lavylilly: 2:28pm On Jun 09, 2024
Here's how to Wed with just #50,000

First explain to your pastor that you don’t have money for radarada(nonesense).

1. Book in court beforehand. If you book like 2 months to, its just 4k for certificate.

2. Use your normal suit Bro. Budget 2k to buy tie, socks and handkerchief.

3. Buy fairly used wedding gown on Jiji for 5k or pay a tailor to do white chiffon gown with 5k budget or juss rent cheap gown for 3k(wash and iron yourself)…

4. Arrange for car to use from friends and fuel it or juss call taxi or uber going and coming 4k. (He should not wait, after wedding, you flash him to come pick you up)

5. Invite only family and friends, well wishers should just call or come to the house later…

6. Buy rings please. Very important. Budget 2k for the 2 rings.

7. Give decoration people in your church like 2k to do small design. (Your wife is a member so they cannot complain).

8. Do not cook for church people please. Just buy one carton of TomTom and spray during processional hymn.. About 1,200.

9. Give church small thing, like 5k.

10. Give your wife’s mum 10k to cook abacha and utazi stew for the traditional which you guys will do very early on Sunday morning before going to church.

11. You have 13,800 left. Remember, you have to buy palm wine for the trad…800 for a full keg(after all, your wife’s dad issa wine tapper).

12. Best man and bridal shower should buy their things biko.

13. That your old friend that snaps photo will take up to 3k oo.

14. Give someone your laptop or phone to play small music. Give him 1k to buy the cord to connect it.

15. Buy fuel for church. 2k fuel go do nau.

16. Your money remain 7k abi? Now hold 1k in 100 naira notes and give your wife 1k too in 100naira notes.

17. Keep the remaining #5000 for miscellaneous. One or two things might come up las las.

THERE YOU HAVE IT LOVERS, FULL WEDDING WITH 50K.

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Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by drimzsmoke(m): 2:37pm On Jun 09, 2024
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is this nah!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by Sapasenator: 2:44pm On Jun 09, 2024
Why marry if you can't afford a wedding? No be by force na?

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Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by Karleb(m): 2:45pm On Jun 09, 2024
If 50k is what you have planned for wedding then you are not financially buoyant to marry.

Be you man or woman.

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Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by BigYash: 2:47pm On Jun 09, 2024
Must you marry? grin First find way to stabilize your source of income Oga. One sef no reach like this for naija.. Abi you want your kids to suffer like you? No go let person pressure you Enter Wahala o

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Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by Sapasenator: 2:49pm On Jun 09, 2024
BigYash:
Must you marry? grin First find stable source of income Oga. One sef no reach like this for naija.. Abi you want your kids to suffer like you? No go let person pressure you Enter Wahala o

Dem no go listen, to them, marriage is like an invention, a big achievement.

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Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by Meerahbel: 2:56pm On Jun 09, 2024
Sapasenator:
Why marry if you can't afford a wedding? No be by force na?
Are you in Nigeria at all?
Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by Sapasenator: 3:02pm On Jun 09, 2024
Meerahbel:
Are you in Nigeria at all?

A lot of people marry and perpetuate generational poverty, even bring innocent children to suffer, that practice must stop.

We have to change lots of our cultures in Nigeria to align with realities and common sense. When two adults are not able to finance a wedding and are considering 50k as an ideal wedding budget, it's a big pointer of financial immaturity.

Yes I am in Nigeria and live in Ugheli.

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Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by thesicilian: 3:02pm On Jun 09, 2024
Funny but realistic

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Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by thesicilian: 3:02pm On Jun 09, 2024
Sapasenator:
Why marry if you can't afford a wedding? No be by force na?
Because wedding is not the same as marriage

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Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by QuinModah(f): 3:04pm On Jun 09, 2024
cheesy This cracks me up. Thank you for making my Sunday

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Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by thesicilian: 3:04pm On Jun 09, 2024
Sapasenator:


A lot of people marry and perpetuate generational poverty, even bring innocent children to suffer, that practice must stop.

We have to change lots of our cultures in Nigeria to align with realities and common sense. When two adults are not able to finance a wedding and are considering 50k as an ideal wedding budget, it's a big pointer of financial immaturity.

Yes I am in Nigeria and live in Ugheli.
Stop talking like a teenager.

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Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by Sapasenator: 3:05pm On Jun 09, 2024
thesicilian:

Because wedding is not the same as marriage

Marriage is the life you live together after the wedding.

Wedding is the ceremony and a one time event while marriage is contnious after a wedding until divorce or death.

Marriage is way more expensive than the wedding and most people plan on focus on wedding alone without have any concrete plan how the marriage will work out.

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Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by Sapasenator: 3:07pm On Jun 09, 2024
thesicilian:

Stop talking like a teenager.

Go marry with 10k then and born children with catarrh nose and craw craw for bum. That is why I always decline help to married folks.

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Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by thesicilian: 3:12pm On Jun 09, 2024
Sapasenator:


Marriage is the life you live together after the wedding.

Wedding is the ceremony and a one time event while marriage is contnious after a wedding until divorce or death.
Glad you know
Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by Sapasenator: 3:14pm On Jun 09, 2024
thesicilian:

Glad you know

Is that what I get for the free education undecided
Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by Asavivian: 3:24pm On Jun 09, 2024
i'm sure you're this guy in the video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdsvM5nRRKo

grin [quote author=lavylilly post=130382568][/quote]

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Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by dkidd: 1:24am On Jun 10, 2024
While I don't support unnecessary spending at weddings it's not even feasible to do a wedding today with. All those Tom Tom and whatever u wrote there doesn't even make sense in real life. It's an occasion and there has to be a reception to entertain the guests. U can actually buy cheap rings that will grow rusty while Ur wearing them over some time and rent a cheap suit/ wedding dress,cake, use the church hall as reception too, using abacha for traditional rites is okay what about the things the man will buy to the bride's family? 10k abacha nor feed 20 people and some families and extended families will be there, Ur own family, guests, village heads and elders. It's impossible to even do this with 200k talk more 50k. It's just for cruise though

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Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by Gbadugbakun(m): 7:49am On Jun 10, 2024
EreluRoz come and see suntin. I have 50k Les get married. grin

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Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by IyaTola: 6:35pm On Jun 15, 2024
grin
Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by Countyguy: 11:11pm On Jun 15, 2024
Why so serious lol!

Many commenter above can't see the sarcasm in the OP's post.

I have an idle 50k in my akant, make I use that one do marriage 😂😂😂
Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by walyx(m): 4:45am On Jun 16, 2024
Very funny...you b good event planner lol..

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Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by okoroemeka(m): 7:14am On Jun 16, 2024
[quote author=lavylilly post=130382568][/quote]so after spending heavily to see my daughter through nursing school and make her a high value woman,you will dare come to me and my brothers with #800 naira worth of palm wine to marry her,I know the type of woman you will marry with one keg of palmwine

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Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by Silentgroper(m): 7:28am On Jun 16, 2024
okoroemeka:
so after spending heavily to see my daughter through nursing school and make her a high value woman,you will dare come to me and my brothers with #800 naira worth of palm wine to marry her,I know the type of woman you will marry with one keg of palmwine
you wan sell your daughter??

If I turn your daughter to slave for house nw , na you go still come yarn dust ... Better make you marry am yourself.

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Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by Anunakeeh: 10:35am On Jun 16, 2024
lavylilly:

Here's how to Wed with just #50,000

First explain to your pastor that you don’t have money for radarada(nonesense).

1. Book in court beforehand. If you book like 2 months to, its just 4k for certificate.

2. Use your normal suit Bro. Budget 2k to buy tie, socks and handkerchief.

3. Buy fairly used wedding gown on Jiji for 5k or pay a tailor to do white chiffon gown with 5k budget or juss rent cheap gown for 3k(wash and iron yourself)…

4. Arrange for car to use from friends and fuel it or juss call taxi or uber going and coming 4k. (He should not wait, after wedding, you flash him to come pick you up)

5. Invite only family and friends, well wishers should just call or come to the house later…

6. Buy rings please. Very important. Budget 2k for the 2 rings.

7. Give decoration people in your church like 2k to do small design. (Your wife is a member so they cannot complain).

8. Do not cook for church people please. Just buy one carton of TomTom and spray during processional hymn.. About 1,200.

9. Give church small thing, like 5k.

10. Give your wife’s mum 10k to cook abacha and utazi stew for the traditional which you guys will do very early on Sunday morning before going to church.

11. You have 13,800 left. Remember, you have to buy palm wine for the trad…800 for a full keg(after all, your wife’s dad issa wine tapper).

12. Best man and bridal shower should buy their things biko.

13. That your old friend that snaps photo will take up to 3k oo.

14. Give someone your laptop or phone to play small music. Give him 1k to buy the cord to connect it.

15. Buy fuel for church. 2k fuel go do nau.

16. Your money remain 7k abi? Now hold 1k in 100 naira notes and give your wife 1k too in 100naira notes.

17. Keep the remaining #5000 for miscellaneous. One or two things might come up las las.

THERE YOU HAVE IT LOVERS, FULL WEDDING WITH 50K.

Why waste money on uber when you can just take bike to and fro which shouldn't cost more than #500

Why waste money on food when you can just buy one small box of cabin biscuit and two bags of sachet water which shouldn't cost more than #2000 at most.

There are very good and shining #500 ring.

They should not give the church more than #2000

I will help Op get everything covered with just #20,000.

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Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by Philipmighty(m): 10:56am On Jun 16, 2024
This poster nah werey
Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by EmperorCaesar(m): 11:18am On Jun 16, 2024
Anunakeeh:


Why waste money on uber when you can just take bike to and fro which shouldn't cost more than #500

Why waste money on food when you can just buy one small box of cabin biscuit and two bags of sachet water which shouldn't cost more than #2000 at most.

There are very good and shining #500 ring.

They should not give the church more than #2000

I will help Op get everything covered with just #20,000.


You killed the whole thing cheesy cheesy cheesy
Make everybody follow mad together

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Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by jmoore(m): 1:18pm On Jun 16, 2024
Just go to court and register your marriage with your parents.
Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by lavylilly: 7:56pm On Jun 20, 2024
Anunakeeh:


Why waste money on uber when you can just take bike to and fro which shouldn't cost more than #500

Why waste money on food when you can just buy one small box of cabin biscuit and two bags of sachet water which shouldn't cost more than #2000 at most.

There are very good and shining #500 ring.

They should not give the church more than #2000

I will help Op get everything covered with just #20,000.
You go stingy well well o
Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by lavylilly: 7:58pm On Jun 20, 2024
okoroemeka:
so after spending heavily to see my daughter through nursing school and make her a high value woman,you will dare come to me and my brothers with #800 naira worth of palm wine to marry her,I know the type of woman you will marry with one keg of palmwine
Aren't you in Nigeria? Are things not difficult already? After the wedding is marriage it better to have a small wedding party and have food after the wedding that spend lasvishly and go hungry after the wedding.
Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by lavylilly: 7:58pm On Jun 20, 2024
cheesy
walyx:
Very funny...you b good event planner lol..
Re: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by lavylilly: 7:59pm On Jun 20, 2024
Sapasenator:


A lot of people marry and perpetuate generational poverty, even bring innocent children to suffer, that practice must stop.

We have to change lots of our cultures in Nigeria to align with realities and common sense. When two adults are not able to finance a wedding and are considering 50k as an ideal wedding budget, it's a big pointer of financial immaturity.
Yes I am in Nigeria and live in Ugheli.
Kindly explain, what financial maturity is all about?

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