Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.  Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.  I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

- Desperate


Dear Desperate,

Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the
command: "C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME" and install Tears 6.2.  Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, HappyHour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.  Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files. DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance.

I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3.

- Tech Support

Hmm, more advice. I'll suggest u always Defragment using GoodFood 3.25 anything from 4:00pm to 8:00pm. Also upgrade Sex 12.03 to the latest version. I'm sure with the upgrade, Spywares and trojans will have a hectic time slowing down and ultimately crashing Husband 1.0. I'll google out for more on this matter before posting next time

Oops, gotta run, Girlfriend 7.00.01 application is beginning to give some error messages.

Ninjabyte:

Hmm, more advice. I'll suggest u always Defragment using GoodFood 3.25 anything from 4:00pm to 8:00pm. Also upgrade Sex 12.03 to the latest version. I'm sure with the upgrade, Spywares and trojans will have a hectic time slowing down and ultimately crashing Husband 1.0. I'll google out for more on this matter before posting next time

Oops, gotta run, Girlfriend 7.00.01 application is beginning to give some error messages.

now dats funny upgrade bla bla 4.0

and also! sex 12.x does not run well in husband 1.0 when condom x.x is introduced so enjoy husband 1.0 without condom x.x version!

;d ;d :d

Computerized Love affair .Please i need some of those softwares urgently.

but I dont I'm ready to install Husband 1:0 in my P.C yet I think boyfriend 5:0 is ok by me,

hahaha...

Just run the necessary 'drivers' and you're good to go.
that's all!

Great sense of humor by an IT person.
Love this.