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Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Nobody: 11:01pm On Feb 24, 2013
Mr..Cork:
..Please loook out for guys who hold TISSUES when they cry... .. Its a Sign!

...... real men SHOULD wipe ther tears with their hands.... Not Tissues!!
angry

i miss the old mr. cork who used to tawlk leik dis and ask woimens if they want to ryde in his X5 and have extra tigh tongue grin grin grin
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17: 7:27pm On Feb 27, 2013
SimonAndal:
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I don't cry when I watch action movies. wtf does that? I only cry in certain type of movies, and to certain types of scenes. Eg in Les Miserables, when Fantine sold her hair and teeth to take care of her daughter, when the little boy was shot at the barricade, when Ebony died, when Marius' friends were cut down, when Jean died, when Fantine was rapeed, etc. Anybody that doesn't cry at Les Mis has a heart of adamantium.

And I'm not denying I'm gay, just saying your list/flawed streotype is seriously in need of a reality check.


yea .. ... So you cried last month when Nigeria won the Africa Cup of South Africa?? angry
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Boxer007(m): 10:01pm On Feb 27, 2013
Mr..Cork:
5 ways to identify  Man Lovers (man love man)

They are slim    undecided
They hate football     angry
They dont date fat females   angry
They  always neat & they are too caring   angry
They love cooking  & they wear tight trouser  angry

Hope this helps.  Cheers!!  angry


I prefere watchin Volley ball to football and I do not date fat females. Does that make me g,ay?
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by BattymanJ: 12:39am On Feb 28, 2013
Doan fret mi bredda. Everything irie u know. Respect! wink
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by r231(m): 12:43am On Feb 28, 2013
Battyman J: Doan fret mi bredda. Everything irie u know. Respect! wink

English undecided

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Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by BattymanJ: 1:26am On Feb 28, 2013
r231:

English undecided


Learn to speak patwa mi bredda. Ah all bout cross culture. One love! smiley
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Nobody: 3:29am On Feb 28, 2013
Battyman J:


Learn to speak patwa mi bredda. Ah all bout cross culture. One love! smiley

noooooo!!!

eh eh!!

don't try it!! angry grin
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Nobody: 3:30am On Feb 28, 2013
Battyman J: Doan fret mi bredda. Everything irie u know. Respect! wink

lol. but watcha!
is which part a di globe yuh learn fi chat patwa? tongue
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by BattymanJ: 12:17pm On Feb 28, 2013
MsDarkSkin:

lol. but watcha!
is which part a di globe yuh learn fi chat patwa? tongue


learn fi chat patwa?? Rassss. Madam, Wah di hell. I speak mi madda tongue...By di wey, Mi nuh gay. Suh deal wid it,aiiight!
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by andyanders: 1:21pm On Feb 28, 2013
sexkillz: [size=14pt]They go by the names
Mr Cork
190
Tellwisdom
Lefulefu. . .[/size]

190 and Mr. Cork kee? If 190 gets you, you are gone.
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17: 3:22pm On Feb 28, 2013
sexkillz: [size=14pt]They go by the names
Mr Cork
190
Tellwisdom
Lefulefu. . .[/size]


...what in the name of Mr Cork is my name doin on that list? angry
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Candyness(f): 7:21pm On Feb 28, 2013
I'm not intending to be stereotypical but gay men I know are so much more better looking! Why is this? And they seem more caring and nicer (I know straight guys are too!)But It's a damn shame. So gay men please: STOP BEING SO HOT!!! STOP!! grin

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Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by andyanders: 7:30pm On Feb 28, 2013
Mr..Cork:



...what in the name of Mr Cork is my name doin on that list? angry

No mind the guy. If you and 190 get am, he will not that you guys got nothing to do with gay stuff. The guy needs to be taken to a mental home.
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by pleep(m): 9:43pm On Feb 28, 2013
To me the mjority of nigerian men look gay.. the way you dress is too tight.

Candyness:
I'm not intending to be stereotypical but gay men I know are so much more better looking! Why is this? And they seem more caring and nicer (I know straight guys are too!)But It's a damn shame. So gay men please: STOP BEING SO HOT!!! STOP!! grin
hey, if we had to time to put on make-up and fashionable clothes we would look good too...

But we are too BUSY SLAYING ANTELOPES FOR FOOD. angry
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by pleep(m): 9:46pm On Feb 28, 2013
sexkillz: They go by the names
Mr Cork
190
Tellwisdom
Lefulefu. . .
What about yourself...

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Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by BattymanJ: 11:44pm On Feb 28, 2013
Criss nigerian fashion. me lav it tongue

Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Nobody: 1:52am On Mar 01, 2013
Battyman J:

learn fi chat patwa?? Rassss. Madam, Wah di hell. I speak mi madda tongue...By di wey, Mi nuh gay. Suh deal wid it,aiiight!



lmao.
[size=1pt]I THINK I KNOW WHO YOU ARRRRRREEEEE!![/size] grin grin grin grin
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Nobody: 5:51pm On Mar 01, 2013
You've just described me except the tight trousers.... Unfortunately, i aint gay! Your analysis is wrong!
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Caseless: 6:23pm On Mar 01, 2013
Huhnnn...190 made the second list of ga'y guys....

Haba 190, why?
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17: 12:57am On Mar 02, 2013
Victoriousvic: You've just described me except the tight trousers.... Unfortunately, i aint gay! Your analysis is wrong!



.. thank you Victoria!undecided
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Nobody: 5:29am On Mar 02, 2013
Where did you read "Victoria"?
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Idongi(m): 4:40pm On Mar 02, 2013
Were u in their community?
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17: 11:45am On Mar 04, 2013
@Idongi:
Were u in their community?


angry
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by BattymanJ: 4:49pm On Mar 06, 2013
Wi had gay burglars di odda night. They broke enna house an rearranged di funiture grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Vlyrics: 5:56pm On Mar 06, 2013
There ar different gays ... 1. Some are fat, so not all gay is slim. 2. Most like thight jeans but not all tight jeans guys are gay. 3. Dey love cookin? Very true 4. Dey hate football, i love football but dat doesnt mean am nt. 5. Admit it gayz ar naturally cuter dan straight. Who run d world? Gayz
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Nobody: 6:34pm On Mar 06, 2013
V-lyrics:
There ar different gays ... 1. Some are fat, so not all gay is slim. 2. Most like thight jeans but not all tight jeans guys are gay. 3. Dey love cookin? Very true 4. Dey hate football, i love football but dat doesnt mean am nt. 5. Admit it gayz ar naturally cuter dan straight. Who run d world? Gayz

tufiakwa. YOU DON MAD, SHEI? angry angry
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by Vlyrics: 11:37am On Mar 07, 2013
joeydozzy:

tufiakwa. YOU DON MAD, SHEI? angry angry

y u dey press control p 4 my mata nw... Nw myself i dey express oh
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17: 9:44am On Mar 19, 2013
ok. .watch out for guys who always tuck in there shirt... ..its a signal!! angry
Re: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 12:46pm On Mar 20, 2013
Mr..Cork:
ok. .watch out for guys who always tuck in there shirt... ..its a signal!! angry
That will include ... 99% of all males of the banking industry grin grin grin grin now that is a gay-orgy

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