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Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by Seun(m): 4:17pm On Oct 02, 2007 |
I equate RCCG with the former STB Plc because they both have branches everywhere. |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by bencobenz(m): 5:19pm On Oct 02, 2007 |
RCCG is Intercontinental bank. Fastest in terms of growth. |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by 9ja4eva: 5:19pm On Oct 02, 2007 |
simplelady: U mean his heaven on earth Tmoni: lol Yeah Winners Intercontinental not bad |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by cashoggy(f): 5:55pm On Oct 02, 2007 |
lol lol lol ![]() ![]() Clowns ye are all ![]() |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by ibkn(m): 6:05pm On Oct 02, 2007 |
catholic church will be first bank, little bit modern jehovah witness will be union bank, ave u entered thier branch in ojuelegba recently? they need an it upgrade. |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by Carlosein(m): 6:41pm On Oct 02, 2007 |
Will WEMA be ECWA ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by mashaun(m): 6:49pm On Oct 02, 2007 |
wetin CHOSEN go be now |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by Carlosein(m): 7:06pm On Oct 02, 2007 |
chosen will be cooperative and commerce bank (CCB) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by Nobody: 10:20pm On Oct 02, 2007 |
This thread is stupid. |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by Nobody: 10:39pm On Oct 02, 2007 |
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Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by Egavlas(m): 6:07am On Oct 03, 2007 |
jayon: Oh puleeeeze, this is just for a little laugh. There is nothing blasphemous about it. The church of God is the Body Of Christ and means the people not some buildings or denominations. The heavenlies will be having a laugh at this. Its also a slap back to reality for those who have started worshipping the denominations and buildings without knowng it. And , if you need to know, am a christian too |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by excel12(m): 9:13am On Oct 03, 2007 |
jayon: Salvage: Jayon, If you care to know, i started this thread and i am a christian,so i really dont see any reason why you should read any meaning into this. Its purely harmless and is not meant to insult any church.Like Salvage said,the heavenlies will be laughing with us too. Now ,which church will be seventh day adventist? It must be any bank that does not do saturday banking |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by Nobody: 9:21am On Oct 03, 2007 |
Adventist wil be : spring bank ![]() |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by Gettolove(m): 9:36am On Oct 03, 2007 |
this is one of the funniest thread i have ever seen. it seems you guys have not found any match for the following banks, unity bank, city group |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by ehie007(m): 9:38am On Oct 03, 2007 |
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Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by excel12(m): 9:44am On Oct 03, 2007 |
Unity Bank will be Eckankar ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by excel12(m): 11:57am On Oct 03, 2007 |
And which Bank will be Christian Praying Assembly (Rev King's Church) ? Anybody that gives a good answer with a good reason gets a schlarship. ![]() ![]() |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by Purist(m): 12:30pm On Oct 03, 2007 |
I think CCC should be likened to Oceanic or Zenith because of their numerous branches all over the country. Even in the most deserted of places, you will find a Cele Church. ![]() |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by excel12(m): 12:46pm On Oct 03, 2007 |
excel12: Nobody wants the scholarship ![]() ![]() And what bank will latter rain assembly (Tunde Bakare's Church) be? |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by 9ja4eva: 1:26pm On Oct 03, 2007 |
lmao Deeper life should be ehen ehen, |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by Nobody: 2:32pm On Oct 03, 2007 |
excel12:The bank is not yet consolidated but the name will be KillerSquad Community Bank ![]() |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by johunojuri: 3:05pm On Oct 03, 2007 |
Make God no strike una mouth, una go just turn slowpoke ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by excel12(m): 3:18pm On Oct 03, 2007 |
johunojuri: Na lie!!! nothin dey happen. KICC is Ecobank because it has branches across west africa ![]() ![]() ![]() No be so ![]() ![]() |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by Nobody: 3:32pm On Oct 03, 2007 |
johunojuri: jambitte or johnny just come is that what to start with |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by adetunrayo(f): 4:16pm On Oct 03, 2007 |
I think these is nonsense.Bullshit |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by excel12(m): 4:59pm On Oct 03, 2007 |
adetunrayo: U're entitled to your opinion. By the way,your face looks familiar,did you attend Yabatech? |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by jintujinta(m): 5:42pm On Oct 03, 2007 |
Tufiapa! Gurumaharaji doesnt have a church. His is a shrine! has no counterpart bank. Chikena! |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by mrpataki(m): 6:58pm On Oct 03, 2007 |
It is such inanity that those who call themselves christians here, also indulge in such foolishness here. After equating all the Nigerian churches which you can all think of, what happens next to the thread? Bunch of childish fools. ![]() ![]() |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by Skywalker5(m): 7:48pm On Oct 03, 2007 |
You people will not kill me before my time ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I am going to tell my pastor about you people here |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by Nobody: 7:50pm On Oct 03, 2007 |
funlover:I think it will be Megawealth or pound foolish |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by Purist(m): 10:25pm On Oct 03, 2007 |
mrpataki: With all due respect, mrpataki, I believe as an adult, one should be able to express his views without being unnecessarily insulting. It's been stated right from the beginning of this thread that this is intended as comical, and nothing more. If you felt irritated by the thread, you should have simply done yourself some good by ignoring, or at best, drop an insult-free comment. . . and I believe I'm speaking for everyone else here, innit? |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by romeo(m): 7:46am On Oct 04, 2007 |
mrpataki: half-witted villa scum |
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