When she walks away from you mad:
Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth:
Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hits you:
Grab her and don’t let go.

When she starts cussing at you:
Kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet:
Ask her what’s wrong.

When she ignores you:
Give her your attention.

When she pulls away:
Pull her back.

When you see her at her worst:
Tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying:
Just hold her and don’t say a word.

When you see her walking:
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared:
Protect her.

When she lays her head on your shoulder:
Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steals your favorite shirt:
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she teases you:
Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn't answer for a long time:
Reassure her that everything is okay.

When she looks at you with doubt:
Back yourself up.

When she says that she likes you:
She really does more than you could understand.

When she grabs at your hands:
Hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you:
Bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret:
Keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes:
Don’t look away until she does. she misses you:
She's hurting inside.

When you break her heart:
The pain never really goes away.

When she says it's over:
She still wants you to be hers.

When she re-posts this bulletin:
She wants you to read it.

BROTHERS:

If you love her, don't cheat on her.

Treat her like a person and not something to show off.

Grab her neck when you kiss her - it's a real turn-on.

Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.

If she doesn’t call you it’s because she’s waiting for you to call her.

Never cheat on her - because 10 years later she'll remember you.

When she's mad: hug her tight and don't let go.

When she says she's ok: don’t believe it, talk to her - because 10 years later she'll remember you.

God and His Son our Lord knew all these tips and ignored the gender. Satan took a clue from the creator and joined their que.

For this protest and chaos in Nigeria, man has more important struggles than just keeping a woman.

Demigod22:
For this protest and chaos in Nigeria, man has more important struggles than just keeping a woman.

Thirded

"When she start cursing at you kiss her" Korean movie

My worst depression, is in next 50years, we will forget all these nonsense and meet the reality death!!!

Nonsense simp moves. Mtchew

Uhhhhh. Lots of this advice looks like the wrong move lol.

Maybe:
Treat her well and expect to be treated well.

The title of this post should be "How to turn a normal man into a simp".

The day you show an "average Nigerian woman" all these traits just know that you have bought a form for emotional torture.Only FEW are exceptions to this.


I can only do this to a woman who is I know is very very vulnerable to me, madly in love with me and this is concluded after strings of tests passed.

Many women by default don't know what the want.She can fall in love with a man who repaired her car and careless about a man who bought her the car in the first place.


Don't ever show a woman you love her so much.They love mystery.One minute you are sweet next minute you are dramatic.


Go and ask Kaka the great Brazilian football legend how it went with his ex wife.

Viare9:
When she walks away from you mad:
Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth:
Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hits you:
Grab her and don’t let go.

When she starts cussing at you:
Kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet:
Ask her what’s wrong.

When she ignores you:
Give her your attention.

When she pulls away:
Pull her back.

When you see her at her worst:
Tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying:
Just hold her and don’t say a word.

When you see her walking:
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared:
Protect her.

When she lays her head on your shoulder:
Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steals your favorite shirt:
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she teases you:
Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn't answer for a long time:
Reassure her that everything is okay.

When she looks at you with doubt:
Back yourself up.

When she says that she likes you:
She really does more than you could understand.

When she grabs at your hands:
Hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you:
Bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret:
Keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes:
Don’t look away until she does. she misses you:
She's hurting inside.

When you break her heart:
The pain never really goes away.

When she says it's over:
She still wants you to be hers.

When she re-posts this bulletin:
She wants you to read it.

BROTHERS:

If you love her, don't cheat on her.

Treat her like a person and not something to show off.

Grab her neck when you kiss her - it's a real turn-on.

Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.

If she doesn’t call you it’s because she’s waiting for you to call her.

Never cheat on her - because 10 years later she'll remember you.

When she's mad: hug her tight and don't let go.

When she says she's ok: don’t believe it, talk to her - because 10 years later she'll remember you.

Just worship her

Mumuboy. Have you discovered secrets about yourself that you want to go and discover secrets about another human?
E be like OWU neva reconfigure your prefontal cortex. 🥱