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Stupid Illiterate! by dejiswaggs(m): 8:11am On Dec 06, 2011
grin grin ;DAn illiterate woman boarded a plane
from Enugu to Abuja in Nigeria
She was booked for an economy class
seat,
Just after the plane took-off, the
woman stood up and went to sit in the
first class cabin.
The flight attendant went to ask her to
go back and sit in economy class because
that's where the ticket allowed her to
sit but she refused.
She had paid and wanted the best seat,
Then the attendant informed the Jnr.
pilot.
The Jnr. pilot went and spoke with the
lady and she still refused.
Then the Jnr. pilot went to inform the
chief pilot.
The chief pilot said I am married to an
illiterate; I'll go and talk to her.
The chief went and whispered some
words to the woman and she peacefully
stood-up and went to her economy class
seat.
The attendant and Jnr. pilot surprisingly
asked, sir what did you tell her?
The chief pilot said: Easy guys, I just told
her that first class is not going to
Abuja, only economy class is.
Re: Stupid Illiterate! by dejiswaggs(m): 8:19am On Dec 06, 2011
see stupidity of the highest level lol
Re: Stupid Illiterate! by mikuz(m): 8:40am On Dec 06, 2011
hahaha
its been long a read a non copy and paste joke!!
Nice one,bro.
Ferry ferry funny!!
Re: Stupid Illiterate! by Nobody: 10:08am On Dec 06, 2011
D̶̲̥̅̊ joke jus dey dere jawe, E try as per no b C n P.

Nyc yoke wink wink

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