Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because, of the sign!
Teacher: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Teacher: She had three children, right?
Student: Yes.
Teacher: How many were boys?
Student: None.
Teacher: Were there any girls?

Teacher: Can you describe the individual?
Student: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Teacher: Was this a male, or a female?

Teacher: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
Student: Oral.

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Student: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

Where is d joke?

bright007:

Where is d joke?

every time "WHERE IS D JOKE"  cant u write things like: not funny or cant figure out de joke due to my dull brain, pls. kindly change from WHERE IS D JOKE syndrome its not funny any more

has the mod deleted the joke?

^^^^