I wanted Tinubu to fail so I could tell his voters, "I told you so."

But let's be real

You don't even need a microscope to see that Tinubu would fail at Aso Rock. It was as obvious as an elephant in a china shop.

Unless, of course, you've been blinded by the cloaks of tribalism. I'm looking at you, Yoruba ronus - feeling like oponus yet?

At least now you can see with your own eyes how your kinsman is treating the country like a toddler with a new PlayStation - button-mashing included.

Maybe Yorubas buy fuel at 50% off? If so, where's the discount code? Is it "Bat Signal"

Because last I checked, we're all first-class passengers on this Titanic of a nation.

Then there are those who played the religion card: The Muslim-Muslim ticket.

As if Tinubu will go round mosques on Fridays, handing out bags of rice like some political Santa Claus. Now the ticket is beginning to resemble a sportybet slip (shout out to the "Stake 100 Naira to win 50 Million" gang) that cut on the very first game.

The worst part of this whole mess?

Come 2027, when the next election rolls around, the likely winner is none other than... *drumroll please*... Mr. Tinubu himself.

Why? Because he's not about to fold his hands and watch anyone snatch power from him. After all, He is the “Emilokan 1 of Nigerialand”. After all, he's not pulling a Jonathan. And after all, why the heck not?

The saddest part? There will still be some people - blinded by religion and tribe again - who will thumbprint for him because not even artificial intelligence can help their human stupidity.

He knew this last year. He knows this come 2027. And he'll ride this wave again, dividing a country that's already more fractured than a dropped mirror.

So buckle up, the Nigerian political circus is in town, and the show must go on.

WITH THE CONDITION ON GROUND, YOU WANT TINUBU TO FAIL
BE LIKE SAY HUNGER NEVER BEAT YOU WELL WELL