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Situations Of Bad, Worse And Worst by kingthreat(m): 12:46pm On Aug 26
Bad: You travel to America on a holiday with your fiancé.
Worse: She tells you she wants to see her aunt and she'll come back a week after you've left.
Worst: At the airport, you realized she blocked you on all platforms.

Bad: Your male boss is gay
Worse: You are going on a business trip with him.
Worst: At the hotel reception, you are informed that there is only one room available.

Bad: You were arrested by EFCC
Worse: Your proof of Innocence is in your Gmail and your wife has to print it for you
Worst: Your recorded sex excapades are on your Google drive.

Bad: You get hit by a car on the way to meet to see your fiance's parents. Out of anger, you curse driver and insisted he pays for the damage.
Worse: You arrive at your fiance's house and see a family potrait with the man you cursed as the father of your fiance.
Worst: He enters the house recognises you and asks if you what you would like to eat.

Bad: You are having a court case worth 100 Million
Worse: The Ex you jilted is the head of the jury.
Worst: Your wife's ex is the judge.

Bad: Your son and daughter call themselves romantic names.
Worse: You secretly caught them having sex in the past.
Worst: Your wife tells you your daughter is pregnant.

Bad: Your phone gets stolen.
Worse: Your phone is unlocked.
Worst: Someone calls your wife's phone asking to talk to you. You are about to get blackmailed.


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