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Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by olunifemi(f): 6:05pm On Sep 27, 2007
A senior guy invited his girlfriend over because his parents were gone for the weekend, so his girlfreind arrived at his house they went to the bedroom and he forgot his younger brother was sleeping on the botttom bed so him and his girlfriend went on the top bed and they started talking and then things get heated up so he said scream TOMATOES if you want it harder and scream LETTUCE if you want a different position so she was screaming LETTUCE, TOMATO, LETTUCE, TOMATO, then she said stop pull it out becuase I cant get pregnant then the little brother woke up and said "will you guys please stop making sandwiches",
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by Migines(m): 6:47pm On Sep 27, 2007
Yeah. . . . .Baby sandwiches.
Funny.
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by sunej(m): 8:42pm On Aug 24, 2008
I want that kind of sandwich
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by akinsadeez(m): 9:32pm On Aug 24, 2008
nice one
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by Abbygyal(f): 1:40am On Aug 25, 2008
'will u guyz stop making sandwiches cozz u spilling mayonnaise all over my body'
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by sunej(m): 1:47am On Aug 25, 2008
Abby, maybe we can make sandwich 2gether!
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by Abbygyal(f): 1:50am On Aug 25, 2008
haha funny! cheesy do u really think it would happen??
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by sunej(m): 1:52am On Aug 25, 2008
sure, if u get to know me, am sure u'll fall. we're not gonna spill mayonnaise cos am gonna put it all inside grin
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by Abbygyal(f): 1:55am On Aug 25, 2008
shocked shocked lol cheesy i no wan spoil u cool cool grin
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by sunej(m): 1:57am On Aug 25, 2008
kai! see kettle no wan dirty pot grin
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by Abbygyal(f): 1:58am On Aug 25, 2008
uhmm,
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by sunej(m): 2:02am On Aug 25, 2008
Abbygyal:

uhmm,
well, u may have a point cos am still "innocent", but am sure I can make great sandwich
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by Abbygyal(f): 2:06am On Aug 25, 2008
making a sandwich isnt all coz if its nt tasty, how is it useful?
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by sunej(m): 2:08am On Aug 25, 2008
maybe the fun of making it!
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by Abbygyal(f): 2:10am On Aug 25, 2008
ayt no probs but dere is no second chance!
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by sunej(m): 2:12am On Aug 25, 2008
Abbygyal:

ayt no probs but dere is no second chance!
sure, you'll be the one begging for a second chance!
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by Abbygyal(f): 2:14am On Aug 25, 2008
dnt be d judge cool cool just let it flow
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by sunej(m): 2:17am On Aug 25, 2008
Abbygyal:

dnt be d judge cool cool just let it flow
Yea, I can't wait to get the party started calling a friend for xtra tips
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by Abbygyal(f): 2:28am On Aug 25, 2008
lol
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by dreday(m): 2:43am On Aug 25, 2008
Somebody,anybody help!!!!!!!!!!!!
sunej and abby have stolen this thread and are shamelessly flirting shocked
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by sunej(m): 2:44am On Aug 25, 2008
dreday:

Somebody,anybody help!!!!!!!!!!!!
sunej and abby have stolen this thread and are shamelessly flirting shocked
why are u jealous?
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by dreday(m): 2:45am On Aug 25, 2008
why won't i be?
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by sunej(m): 2:55am On Aug 25, 2008
grin Bros no be my fault, d babe de die for me no be small Abeg don't let her know I told u, or lipsrsealed
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by dreday(m): 2:58am On Aug 25, 2008
You secret is safe with me.brutha 2 brutha
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by sunej(m): 3:01am On Aug 25, 2008
yea, it's 3:00 am and i wanna go sleep. too many egovin is making me feel drunk!
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by chioya(f): 8:17am On Aug 25, 2008
abiigal and sunej shocked shocked shocked
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by Abbygyal(f): 5:44pm On Aug 25, 2008
@sunej
dats nt a secret anymore angry grin lol i am nt dieing for you so stop blabbing lol
@~dreday
sorry for taking over d thread, the guy wants me to make sandwiches with him and i am tryin to list him the requirements.
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by dreday(m): 6:17pm On Aug 25, 2008
Are you saying u're interested i making a sandwich with him too?
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by sunej(m): 9:58pm On Aug 25, 2008
dreday:

Are you saying u're interested i making a sandwich with him too?
why won't she? She knows I can make sandwich better than anyone else
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by Abbygyal(f): 2:04am On Aug 26, 2008
sunej:

why won't she? She knows I can make sandwich better than anyone else
i ve neva made sandwiches with you! so why jump into conclusions? . . .
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by sunej(m): 8:03am On Aug 26, 2008
Abbygyal:

i ve never made sandwiches with you! so why jump into conclusions? . . .
yea u are right, test of a pudding is in the eating, till we make it, u'll see am the best chef around!
Re: Lettuce,tomato And Sandwiches by 9jafirst: 9:22am On Aug 26, 2008
hey!!! guys enough of dis sandwitches without beef
hmmm!! i think am making beaconator tonight

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