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| Lettuce Tomato! by Abbygyal(f): 1:57pm On May 30, 2008 |
>> > >>A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. >> > >>Unfortunately, >> > >>he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 >> > >>years >> > >>old. >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >>One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. >> > >>They >> > >>have bunk beds and the guy notices hat his little brother is already >> > >>asleep >> > >>on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. >> > >>As you >> > >>might expect things start to heat up. >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >>The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he >>tells >> > >>his >> > >>girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" >>if >> > >>she >> > >>wants a new position. >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >>Lettuce!!! >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >>Tomato!!! >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >>Lettuce!!! >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >&a mp;g t; >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >>Tomato!!! >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >>Lettuce!!! >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >>Tomato!!! >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >&a mp;g t;> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >>She screams. >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >>Lettuce!!! >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >>Tomato!!! >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >>Whoa!!! >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >>PU LL IT OUT!!! >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >>PULL IT OUT NOW!!! >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >>I can't get pregnant! >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >>Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making >> > >>sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my >> > >>face!*!*!*!*! |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by mykali(m): 2:08pm On May 30, 2008 |
 yuck. |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by Nobody: 2:09pm On May 30, 2008 |
yayayayayayayayayaya cheiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by Abbygyal(f): 2:10pm On May 30, 2008 |
my bad. sorry about dat mykali |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by manickal(m): 2:17pm On May 30, 2008 |
the kid should lick it all up.  naturally made mayonnaise without artificial sweeteners and all.  |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by folly69(m): 2:27pm On May 30, 2008 |
eeeeeew  |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by ayusman16(m): 4:19pm On May 30, 2008 |
@Poster U must be a very naughty girl with these ur jokes but i kinda like u sorry i mean like it! |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by clemcykul(f): 4:33pm On May 30, 2008 |
dammit! |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by Abbygyal(f): 4:56pm On May 30, 2008 |
@ayusman im nt a naughty kid ooo but if u think i am, no lele  |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by SamMilla1(m): 5:08pm On May 30, 2008 |
keep them coming |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by bbchamz(m): 5:12pm On May 30, 2008 |
keep em coming, |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by olulu(m): 5:37pm On May 30, 2008 |
abby, u blowing my mind u wanna make sandwich with me anytime soon? |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by Abbygyal(f): 5:39pm On May 30, 2008 |
@olulu lol i want the real sandwich nt dat one oo |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by olulu(m): 4:17pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
well,, em, we make two sandwiches then the real one, and the other one |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by Abbygyal(f): 5:37pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
lol |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by CrazyMan(m): 8:31pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
I wonder the day nairalanders would stop this habit of copy and paste. |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by kenypumpin: 8:06pm On Jun 24, 2008 |
dis 1 pass lettuce nd tomatoes lol |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by folahann(m): 12:27am On Jun 25, 2008 |
how come mayonnaise came to the scene? did his brother forget a bottle of mayonnaise on the bed?  |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by clemcykul(f): 9:04am On Jun 25, 2008 |
cmmon dont act dumb cuzz u knoe the mayanaise means err err err *sssssssssssspm* |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by naijababe2(f): 9:13am On Jun 25, 2008 |
Thats gross! |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by clemcykul(f): 10:28am On Jun 25, 2008 |
Whats gross sperm  are sayn uve nevr heard the word b4? |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by naijababe2(f): 3:40pm On Jun 25, 2008 |
I meant disgusting. |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by clemcykul(f): 8:55am On Jun 26, 2008 |
nope it aint disgusting dear, cuss it gives life. sperm is good, it faciltates reproduction |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by olulu(m): 1:55pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
its actually proteinous |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by naijababe2(f): 2:32pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
then drink it. |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by naijababe2(f): 2:35pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
abi lick it. |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by Abbygyal(f): 4:57pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
protein ko protein ni |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by clemcykul(f): 9:22am On Jun 27, 2008 |
hmm |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by olulu(m): 1:39pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
naijababe2: naijababe2: actually u suck it, then swallow it, no need to taste it  Abbygyal: well, kids just don't understand. anyways, i could give u some samples for free, u know, what are friends for |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by clemcykul(f): 5:30pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
to help educate one another |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by Abbygyal(f): 6:07pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
@olulu u dnt need to do dat for me, anywayz that's so thoughtful of u. dnt worry safe it for others so dey can have some and as for me im stuffed. |
| Re: Lettuce Tomato! by manickal(m): 6:23pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
i'm getting sick and tired of the word, sperm. |
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