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| The Kings Horse by kingdons(m): 11:01pm On Sep 27, 2007 |
There was a kings horse that had never been happy or laughed all its life. One day, the King proposed that whoever made it laugh would inherit half of his kingdom along with is beautiful daughter. Behold, men from far and wide tried and everyone failed. I reluctantly went and took the horse to a room and by the time we came out, the horse was laughing and for days, it kept laughing. The King was faustrated and again declared half of his remaining kingdom for whoever would make it stop without ofcourse drugging or killing it. Once again, all men tried all to no avail. I emerged again and took the horse to a room and when we got out, the horse had stopped laughing. What did i do? Clue : I did not sleep with the horse cos i know some guys in this nairaland would definitely say so. |
| Re: The Kings Horse by Migines(m): 12:19am On Sep 28, 2007 |
Then u gave it a BJ? |
| Re: The Kings Horse by ituen(m): 3:53am On Sep 28, 2007 |
BJ? that one harsh |
| Re: The Kings Horse by Migines(m): 7:35am On Sep 28, 2007 |
Yes, BJ, Bad Joke wat is harsh about dat? |
| Re: The Kings Horse by clemcykul(f): 11:49am On Sep 28, 2007 |
okay! fine we all concurr u dint sleep wid da horse  but u romanced it  or u tickled it or u told it dat the king is a fool or u promised 2 bring it to nairaland so dat myself and evrybody can ave a free ride |
| Re: The Kings Horse by Nobody: 1:06pm On Sep 28, 2007 |
| so what did you do to it before the king thinks you are a jujuman |
| Re: The Kings Horse by brimbrack(m): 8:29am On Sep 29, 2007 |
you showed the horse ur small privates to make it laugh and u cried and lamented at how embarrassed u are at ur small endowment to make it stop laughing. |
| Re: The Kings Horse by Migines(m): 8:39am On Sep 29, 2007 |
@brimbrack datts genius |
| Re: The Kings Horse by stingersmi(m): 7:34pm On Sep 29, 2007 |
Ok U showed it OBJs pic, |
| Re: The Kings Horse by surugede(m): 12:05pm On Sep 30, 2007 |
y not just tell us? |
| Re: The Kings Horse by benjay1(m): 12:38pm On Sep 30, 2007 |
@ kingdons ; So u look all of us age here for nairaland settle down give us jamb question, who u think say be jambite here ? Abeg who get cane this dude need serious beating. Will u tell us the answer now before i loose my temper ? |
| Re: The Kings Horse by kingdons(m): 10:35am On Oct 01, 2007 |
I told that horse that my private was bigger than his and he burst into laughter. The second time, i showed it to him and it could not believe its eyes. Its was actually way BIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRR. and ofcourse he was not happy about it. I know i am in for a lot of yaps. Bring it on. |
| Re: The Kings Horse by Migines(m): 11:32am On Oct 01, 2007 |
Yo d!Ck is bigger than that of a horse nd u think datts kul Hell NO! Dude dats freaky. I d'int want to dissapoint you. |
| Re: The Kings Horse by clemcykul(f): 11:01am On Oct 02, 2007 |
REALLY!  where da hell do u live? |
| Re: The Kings Horse by ioday(f): 11:19am On Oct 02, 2007 |
clemcykul: Do your Guy need a transplant for his?  |
| Re: The Kings Horse by Nobody: 12:00pm On Oct 02, 2007 |
| I can't believe that! you got a dick bigger than that of a horse? |
| Re: The Kings Horse by brimbrack(m): 12:33pm On Oct 02, 2007 |
@Kingdons I don't think you had an answer for this silly quiz in the 1st instance. It is easy to see that you are feeding off my initial yap!! @clemcykul Don't be decieved it is all lies!, lies!!, lies!!!! |
| Re: The Kings Horse by mimiko(f): 12:40pm On Oct 02, 2007 |
guys dis is one old time joke but guy u must be from the 80s cos in the 90s that joke was every where sooooo i hope the king settled u big time |
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