Who goes there, more woman go suffer from brain damage,

budaatum:
Nigerian women replacing useless men!

congratulations. I wish the toys can curdle you. Tell you how much you mean to her, take you to the beaches. Get you pregnant to bring forth offsprings like your responsible parents.

Something is missing.

NairaMaster1:
congratulations. I wish the toys can curdle you. Tell you how much you mean to her, take you to the beaches. Get you pregnant to bring forth offsprings like your responsible parents.

Something is missing.

be like her post pain you well well

The reason I always DO NOT follow punch on social media...
They are always pushing a proliferated sex agenda ranging from LGBTQ to topics like this.

Punch is pro-gay and pro sex culture.

ikorodureporta:


https://punchng.com/nigerian-women-embrace-sex-toys-amid-marital-struggles/?amp

Phalluses as old as time

Far from being a novelty dreamed up by the Western mind, dildos have a rich history spanning centuries.

In 2005, German scientists uncovered what The Register described as “one of the world’s oldest sculpted phalluses, measuring 20cm and meticulously crafted from polished siltstone about 28,000 years ago.”

Egyptian paintings from 3,000 BCE also showed women wearing large phallic objects around their waists to pay tribute to Osiris, a major Egyptian god.

The ancient Greeks – the architects of Western civilisation – also made stuffed dildos out of leather, which men often gifted to their wives when they left to go to war.

During the Renaissance, elite members of society reportedly had dildos custom-made from materials like silver and ivory.

Later in the 17th century, English men who were fearful of how artificial phalluses could pose a threat to their sexual prowess passed some laws that prevented women from making them.

Following England’s steps, America banned the sale of rubber dilators, medical devices that help stretch the vagina, leading to the creation of an underground intimacy gadget market.

It was during the sexual revolution in the 1960s that dildos were, once again, widely accepted as tools for pleasure and sexual liberation.

folake4u:


Are you in the 90s or something? There are men buying dîldós/vibrators for their partners to spice up their sexual life. Dey play! Go outside and touch grass!

And using the word "simp" doesn't make sense here. Abeg swerve!

DJ Folake4u, my first intuition on seeing this headline on the NL Frontpage is that you would make a "fierce" presence here. I can CLEARLY see your strong digital footprints and advocacy on this thread. *Smirk*

Nice one though as long as it's use is not absolute but complementary... "All objections overuled."

If you approach them they say you are a sexual predator. They prefer to predate on themselves

Fairly used pink hammer for sale, the owner wants marry

folake4u:


Are you in the 90s or something? There are men buying dîldós/vibrators for their partners to spice up their sexual life. Dey play! Go outside and touch grass!

And using the word "simp" doesn't make sense here. Abeg swerve!

I know sey you go get am for house

budaatum:


Men are 10 for kobo. Woman flash teeth and you queue like she flashed clit.

Na lie abeg. No be every man dey do that one

Pride, shame, immaturity, etc is the root cause of ladies buying dildos. There is always a willing man.

Most of the useless ladies killing their pvssyies with dildos are those who are not social, they can never greet even a neighbour, always full of themselves, it is a lady's world my foot. You may be satisfied but still not happy. Social media is a large space. Even if you cannot open up and socialise with guys living close to you, social media exists for a reason. Even if you are richer than Folorunsho, not all poor guys is a gold digger.

I have said it 900 times. Every lady is naturally stingy. A wealthy guy does not mind asking out a poor girl even if it is just for sex, and won't see her as a gold digger, but every lady that manages to have up to 17 million Naira in her account which is actually just a fvcking small 10,000 USD, she begins to see every poor guy as a gold digger.

Many years ago I predicted this trend of ladies using dildos will become so rampant, they thought I was lying. This is just the beginning. Nigerian ladies need to understand that they cannot copy everything they see in foreign movies.

Dildos may satisfy you, but you are not still happy. Stop frowning on the road and streets. Smile often. Even if you don't want to appear cheap by asking out a guy you like and want to have sex with, smile often around him. It is a green light. Most guys will naturally respond and make the move.

When guys toast you and you are playing hard to get, now the table has turned. You now realise that most guys have moved on to other persons and other things then you suddenly realise that konji is a bascard.

Make una continue until una tire. I am a Critical Analyst. I see the end of things even from their beginning. This too go tire una.

I remember when I said a time will come when ladies will start begging guys to marry them. Most people said I was lying. Go on Facebook groups and see them fooling themselves.

No Woman is a Man. No matter how many trousers you wear, you will never be a man. Be humble. Be social. Be simple. Be courteous. Greet politely. Smile often. If you say none of these matters, with time you will realise say nobody really send you.

If you need erotic company, inform a guy, either by words or by body language. Guys are always available, and better than 1,000 dildos. Stop killing yourself by yourself.

Konquest:

DJ Folake4u, my first intuition on seeing this headline on the NL Frontpage is that you would make a "fierce" presence here. I can CLEARLY see your strong digital footprints and advocacy on this thread. *Smirk*

Nice one though as long as it's use is not absolute but complementary... "All objections overuled."

Ahhhhhh! I was strolling by this thread and didn't want to comment until I saw someone defaming Gen Z yet again, I was forced to correct that wrong impression.

Yeah. The ones I know who use it affirm it's for complementary purpose.

But even the ones using it absolutely, it's their choice nau. They didn't kill anybody though.

ElValiente:


Useless men like their fathers.

Just like your father, brothers and sons or potential son

folake4u:



Ahhhhhh! I was strolling by this thread and didn't want to comment until I saw someone defaming Gen Z yet again, I was forced to correct that wrong impression.

Yeah. The ones I know who use it affirm it's for complementary purpose.

But even the ones using it absolutely, it's their choice nau. They didn't kill anybody though.

Aha Flakky, you were STROLLING by the thread. You and your choice of words... lol

I hope you're enjoying your weekend so far leading right up to the October 1 holiday when you will have the time to further hug you pillows and sleep off till after 12 noon.

By the way, you have a new Edo Governor-elect. Am I correct to say that state is where you hail from or are you just resident there?

Congrats to you all anyway.

Konquest:

Aha Flakky, you were STROLLING by the thread. You and your choice of words... lol

I hope you're enjoying your weekend so far leading right up to the October 1 holiday when you will have the time to further hug you pillows and sleep off till after 12 noon.

By the way, you have a new Edo Governor-elect. Am I correct to say that state is where you hail from or are you just resident there?

Congrats to you all anyway.

😂😂😂😂It's the Gen Z in me.

Oh yessss! I'm enjoying my weekend and looking forward to Oct 1st. This is my birthday week and should be declared a National holiday.

Lol both applies here, although one is stronger than the other. Let's leave it that way.

folake4u:


😂😂😂😂It's the Gen Z in me.

Oh yessss! I'm enjoying my weekend and looking forward to Oct 1st. This is my birthday week and should be declared a National holiday.

Lol both applies here, although one is stronger than the other. Let's leave it that way.

That's brilliant.

Oh, how nice. When you become a national asset, we just might declare your DOB a national holiday. How old are you gonna be this week? "62?" "72?" "82?" "92?" Decode... Don't tell me women are not supposed to tell.

Both applies. "One is STRONGER than the other." See the coded lingo Folake used to dodge the Q&A. Lol

Konquest:

That's brilliant.

Oh, how nice. When you become a national asset, we just might declare your DOB a national holiday. How old are you gonna be this week? "62?" "72?" "82?" "92?" Decode... Don't tell me women are not supposed to tell.

Both applies. "One is STRONGER than the other." See the coded lingo Folake used to dodge the Q&A. Lol

Hahahaha 🤣🤣 can't wait to be a National asset then.

I'm going to be 45 this week. Insha Allah.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

folake4u:


Hahahaha 🤣🤣 can't wait to be a National asset then.

I'm going to be 45 this week. Insha Allah.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ha! 45 or 54? For a Gen Z?... NOW you have thrown us off the trail. It means you don't want to celebrate this incoming birthday week with us niyen.

You are indeed a naughty lawyer.

Konquest:

Ha! 45 or 54? For a Gen Z?... NOW you have thrown us off the trail. It means you don't want to celebrate this incoming birthday week with us niyen.

You are indeed a naughty lawyer.

I want to celebrate the incoming birthday with y'all.

Hahaha 😂 I have been told severally.

folake4u:


I want to celebrate the incoming birthday with y'all.

Hahaha 😂 I have been told severally.

Blow the tenor sax when the day comes so we can demolish all the "orisirisi" you have in store.

I see how important birthdays are to you females because you are very social, but to us men, we just see birthdays like any other day. Left to me, I wouldn't even bother about it. Although I'm a fun-loving man. It's just the logistics of prepping for such annual celebratory rituals that I find repelling.

Konquest:

Blow the tenor sax when the day comes so we can demolish all the "orisirisi" you have in store.

I see how important birthdays are to you females because you are very social, but to us men, we just see birthdays like any other day. Left to me, I wouldn't even bother about it. Although I'm a fun-loving man. It's just the logistics of prepping for such annual celebratory rituals that I find repelling.

Hahahaha no wahala.

Men still celebrate birthdays oh.

Intimacy gadgets is not good for humans and can't be replaced as a tool for sexual satisfaction, the best is for one to pray to God to find the partner that will be a match for him or her, sexual satisfaction shouldn't be an excuse to use those equipment, it's ungodly and sinful.

Gerrard59:

Actually, we are being sexually replaced by these vibrators and being used as money vendors by women. Before vibrators, we had other women as competitors. If not for strong religious/cultural allegiances and poor economy, many Nigerian women will steer clear from the men.

So your girlfriend has replaced you with a dïldo whilst collecting money from you? Don't come crying to me please, I am allergic to simps!

Ebubu:
Make the marriage institution just end abeg.

Only a fool would sign such a contract in this era.

Kinkinatus:
When you love your self help apparatus finish, try to have a meaningful conversation with your tool, the way a couple do after they finish

Waayrayy

The need to get this gadgets by female is lessening self worth and failure to secure a man or enjoy natural intimacy!

The same sex using it are damaged permanently! They can't grow a family

I no go lie na woman but intimacy gadgets pass

This is a welcomed development.