On returning from the biafran battle, 3 soldiers are asked to report to their commander, OBJ in Abuja. The commander states that because of services rendered the army will pay each soldier a sum of N100O per inch on their bodies, from one point to another of their choice.

The commander asks the first soldier, a special forces commando, how he can measure him up. "I'll have the top of my head, to the tips of my toes, sir!" replies the man of war. "Excellent," says the commander, that's "70 inches, so here's N70,000."

Secondly a colonel states that he will have the tip of one arm outstretched measured to the other outstretched. "Excellent," replies the commander after measuring the colonel, "75 inches, so that's N75000."

Thirdly he asks the bomb expert. "I'll have measured the tip of my dick to the end of my balls sir!" The OBJ is a little taken aback by this but agrees, and after several seconds down in the soldier's privates he snaps back up saying "Where in Christ are your balls soldier?!" The soldier smiles at him and says "Anambara State!"

ur joke is 2 dry look 4 a better tin 2 do.

Psruuuuh!

ituen dalyn this is not youuuuuu
what has happened to dat sharp mind

pls apologise for disappointing us dis time

the joke is good
Just calculate the inches from abuja to anambra
What a hell f money he had got
and i know iteun you are the third soldier

I can manage a smile for that

smart guy , abeg calculate the kilometers and pay him his millions! nice one

Make una no vex if d joke no thick at all. I been dey my period that time

Period?

dont mind me.

Mig u still havent told me the meaning of ROF in ur ROFLMAO

I have. Check d thread where u askd.

ON UR PERIOD ; BUHAHAHAHHAHAA Shebi i called u a heamaphrodite and u were like denouncing ur gender after ur menses come take me out for a swim

Good joke man!!!

Clem, tot the mingling was between you and Freezy? What's going on? Was'nt he man enough?

Make una leave my clem. Darlyn, i'll take u swimming though i aint a hermaphrodite. Cant a Man see period again?

Ituen mig answered already ROF means rolling on the flour
Period? thats how u know he is a guy how many babes crack jokes that time they lll rather crack your head

Hey Mimi,

Saw ur profile. You too fine. U wan use beauty kill urself. But one question? Are u a muslim? if the answer is yes; are u the 4th wife to an alhaji?