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A Beggar @ Warri by Chuxy(m): 12:50pm On Sep 29, 2007
I was in my Car one day stuck on a Traffic Jam whan a Beggar walked up to me and knocked on the window 4 me to wind down. He had a sign hanging on his chest written "BLIND SINCE BIRTH PLS HELP".

The blind MAN looking at me in the eye said "Oga find me something na"
I brought out my wallet to give him the change I had when He said to me "Ha Oga that your wallet fine o, shey NA imported".

Shocked he could see I said " I thought You were blind as its written on your sign board"

He replied looking at the board and surprised "Ha na Blind man that Artist write na DEAF AND DUMB I being tell am make e write o".

So I wondered a DEAF AND DUMB talking to me?
Re: A Beggar @ Warri by finekid(m): 3:18pm On Sep 29, 2007
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Re: A Beggar @ Warri by clemcykul(f): 3:55pm On Sep 29, 2007
BUHAHHA LOL u should have kissed is ass cos he's a smart ass grin grin grin
Re: A Beggar @ Warri by Chuxy(m): 4:50pm On Sep 29, 2007
sure but wasn't that smart
Re: A Beggar @ Warri by surugede(m): 12:23pm On Sep 30, 2007
kai guy u no tell me say u don buy car, abi na dat ur father's 404 pegout na im u dey talk about. any way sha at all at all na im be witch, i pray the sapre parts still dey market sha
Re: A Beggar @ Warri by benjay1(m): 12:33pm On Sep 30, 2007
@ Chuxy; Funny, but i thought this joke belongs to "I GO DIE" y u dey copy copy ??
Re: A Beggar @ Warri by Chuxy(m): 9:37am On Oct 02, 2007
ben~jay:

@ Chuxy; Funny, but i thought this joke belongs to "I GO DIE" y u dey copy copy ??

O boy who tell me say na I GO DIE JOKE be this sorry men this joke has been even be4 the guy came up, never heard him say it ok.

Suru no be that 404 way I get since 1992 na I still dey drive I don get 8 additional Cars the my BMW M6 na I carry that day. But hope say na no still dey drive that ur pick up.

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