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| Police, Army And Sss by olawalebabs(m): 2:33pm On Dec 21, 2011 |
In an effort to determine the top security agency in Nigeria, the eminent judges narrowed the field to three finalists: the SSS, the Army and the Nigeria Police Force. The three contenders were given the task of catching a rabbit which was released into the forest assigned to each of them. The SSS went into the forest and placed animal informants everywhere! They questioned every plant and animal witness and after three months of extensive investigation, they concluded that rabbits do not exist! The Army went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they burnt the forest down killing everything in it, including the rabbit! They made no apologies. "The rabbit deserved it - why was it hiding?" they thought to themselves. The Nigeria Police went into the forest. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten hyena! The hyena kept yelling, "Okay, Okay, I agree, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!!” |
| Re: Police, Army And Sss by scottN(m): 2:35pm On Dec 21, 2011 |
Nice 1  |
| Re: Police, Army And Sss by olawalebabs(m): 2:36pm On Dec 21, 2011 |
Thanks |
| Re: Police, Army And Sss by Afam4eva(m): 3:04pm On Dec 21, 2011 |
I've heard this joke before but it's still funny reading it again. |
| Re: Police, Army And Sss by olawalebabs(m): 3:06pm On Dec 21, 2011 |
afam4eva:don't deny me the 'credit' of my labour, maybe you read it on my facebook page |
| Re: Police, Army And Sss by mikuz(m): 4:25pm On Dec 21, 2011 |
guys for this section fit injure person with copy and paste o! |
| Re: Police, Army And Sss by bingbagbo(m): 4:46pm On Dec 21, 2011 |
JOKE GRADING: F REMARKS: Copy, copy!!!  nonsense! |
| Re: Police, Army And Sss by oderemo(m): 5:38pm On Dec 21, 2011 |
Joke grading is 8/10. Op dont mind the haters. U r cool. |
| Re: Police, Army And Sss by olawalebabs(m): 5:48pm On Dec 21, 2011 |
I know who to mind. Thanks ode |
| Re: Police, Army And Sss by mikuz(m): 5:59pm On Dec 21, 2011 |
ode, and who are the haters? |
| Re: Police, Army And Sss by Nobody: 5:42am On Dec 23, 2011 |
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| Re: Police, Army And Sss by mustspin: 9:02am On Dec 23, 2011 |
nice refurbished, rebranded, remodelled, reshaped, reorganized, restructured, reconstructed, revamped, reshuffled, reposted copy and paste  |
| Re: Police, Army And Sss by Nobody: 12:54pm On Dec 23, 2011 |
^^^ stewpid calabar houseboy |
| Re: Police, Army And Sss by mustspin: 1:54pm On Dec 23, 2011 |
^^^^ smh |
| Re: Police, Army And Sss by BossTtdiamonds(m): 6:33pm On Dec 24, 2011 |
Nice comments. . . . . . |
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