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How I Escaped A Lady Who Wanted To Cash Out From Me This Valentine by Gmone: 1:20pm On Feb 03
You see ehn, when a Nigerian babe set her mind on something, just know say e go hard for am to back down. Women dey focused! But for my own case, God give me wisdom early, so I escape before I hear "it will end in tears."


I met this fine babe, early 30s, correct spec—tall, chocolate, and everything complete. We exchanged numbers, but I no call am. Surprisingly, na she call me first. She even promise to call, so I say make I reciprocate later. But from the very first conversation, na relationship and marriage she dey yarn about. Me, I bin dey reason am small because I no too mind the babe like that.

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Babe begin suspect say I get babe wey dey my house. Anytime she call and I no pick, na straight accusation—"Who is she? Are you hiding someone?" Ah! I tire. Na so I invite her come house make she see for herself. Even my neighbors fit confirm say na only me dey stay. My neighbors sef na fine twins, well-loaded with all the natural endowments wey man need, but I no dey reason them because I no dey do neighbor wahala—e be my principle.

Instead of making things easy, babe say she go come my house WITH HER AUNTY! A whole grown woman wan carry her elder join first visit. In my mind, I don dey see red flag, but I gree make we see where this thing dey go.


One night in January, we dey gist when she ask, "How are we celebrating Valentine?"
Me: "I no dey celebrate Valentine o, that day na fasting and prayer for me. I dey go mountain."

Babe vex instantly. She say I suppose ask am wetin she want for Valentine. Say she like celebration. For my mind, I say, "This one don meet the wrong person because this Tinubu economy don teach me wisdom."

See ehn, from that moment, I just start to dey ghost small small. I reduce my calls, my messages, everything. Before she fit say "babe, I need urgent 50k", I don disappear like say I no ever exist.


See my fellow men, if you like woman, no wahala. Love is sweet, but shine your eye. Once you notice say babe dey approach you with a mission to siphon your money, just JAPA! You go cry if you no apply wisdom.

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This Valentine, na economy we dey protect, no be babe wey wan cash out. Wise up, my guys!

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Re: How I Escaped A Lady Who Wanted To Cash Out From Me This Valentine by floss(m): 2:48pm On Feb 03
Gmone:
You see ehn, when a Nigerian babe set her mind on something, just know say e go hard for am to back down. Women dey focused! But for my own case, God give me wisdom early, so I escape before I hear "it will end in tears."


I met this fine babe, early 30s, correct spec—tall, chocolate, and everything complete. We exchanged numbers, but I no call am. Surprisingly, na she call me first. She even promise to call, so I say make I reciprocate later. But from the very first conversation, na relationship and marriage she dey yarn about. Me, I bin dey reason am small because I no too mind the babe like that.

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Babe begin suspect say I get babe wey dey my house. Anytime she call and I no pick, na straight accusation—"Who is she? Are you hiding someone?" Ah! I tire. Na so I invite her come house make she see for herself. Even my neighbors fit confirm say na only me dey stay. My neighbors sef na fine twins, well-loaded with all the natural endowments wey man need, but I no dey reason them because I no dey do neighbor wahala—e be my principle.

Instead of making things easy, babe say she go come my house WITH HER AUNTY! A whole grown woman wan carry her elder join first visit. In my mind, I don dey see red flag, but I gree make we see where this thing dey go.


One night in January, we dey gist when she ask, "How are we celebrating Valentine?"
Me: "I no dey celebrate Valentine o, that day na fasting and prayer for me. I dey go mountain."

Babe vex instantly. She say I suppose ask am wetin she want for Valentine. Say she like celebration. For my mind, I say, "This one don meet the wrong person because this Tinubu economy don teach me wisdom."

See ehn, from that moment, I just start to dey ghost small small. I reduce my calls, my messages, everything. Before she fit say "babe, I need urgent 2k", I don disappear like say I no ever exist.


See my fellow men, if you like woman, no wahala. Love is sweet, but shine your eye. Once you notice say babe dey approach you with a mission to siphon your money, just JAPA! You go cry if you no apply wisdom.

Ad: COMMERCIAL LAND IN WUYE, JABI AND GADUWA ALL IN ABUJA AVAILABLE FOR SALE. CALL OR TEXT +2349085172933 for More detail.

This Valentine, na economy we dey protect, no be babe wey wan cash out. Wise up, my guys!

Na advert you Dey do Abi na story you Dey tell ….
Stay one side make God use you

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Re: How I Escaped A Lady Who Wanted To Cash Out From Me This Valentine by Smilleydr(m): 3:03pm On Feb 03
Why you come dey advertise join life story, O wrong now

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Re: How I Escaped A Lady Who Wanted To Cash Out From Me This Valentine by Gmone: 5:52pm On Feb 03
floss:


Na advert you Dey do Abi na story you Dey tell ….
Stay one side make God use you

Na my experience be that.. real life story bro. The ad na to use one stone kill 2 birds

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Re: How I Escaped A Lady Who Wanted To Cash Out From Me This Valentine by Gmone: 5:52pm On Feb 03
Smilleydr:
Why you come dey advertise join life story, O wrong now
I'm sorry oo.. na Tinubunomics cause am
Re: How I Escaped A Lady Who Wanted To Cash Out From Me This Valentine by dynicks(m): 7:07pm On Feb 03
Gmone:


Na my experience be that.. real life story bro. The ad na to use one stone kill 2 birds
Very sharp niggar thou art!!

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Re: How I Escaped A Lady Who Wanted To Cash Out From Me This Valentine by Smilleydr(m): 7:17pm On Feb 03
Gmone:

I'm sorry oo.. na Tinubunomics cause am
I get your back bro just teasing you, but wait ooo you wey dey run for 2k na hin one girl dey discuss married matter with you.....olo faaaa ooo.
Re: How I Escaped A Lady Who Wanted To Cash Out From Me This Valentine by Mikuni(m): 12:05am On Feb 04
The new relationship wey I wan escape from, one prophet come tell me say make I no comot the relationship.
Re: How I Escaped A Lady Who Wanted To Cash Out From Me This Valentine by goran3310(m): 3:23am On Feb 04
So, you had a problem taking a girl out for a drink, a sandwich, taking a walk with her on Valentine's Day... Interesting.
Poor girl.
She's lucky you ran away from her.
It's unbelievable how many of you there are like that.
How do you see yourself?
What would you call yourself?
On a scale of 1-10, where do you stand as a man in the eyes of a woman? What do you think?
Re: How I Escaped A Lady Who Wanted To Cash Out From Me This Valentine by Baronthecelebri: 6:07am On Feb 04
Very funny

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Re: How I Escaped A Lady Who Wanted To Cash Out From Me This Valentine by Talkisneeded(m): 11:53am On Feb 04
Not bad, na you and your woman wahala.
I sell herbs tho
Re: How I Escaped A Lady Who Wanted To Cash Out From Me This Valentine by PantShifter(m): 1:20pm On Feb 04
Gmone:


Na my experience be that.. real life story bro. The ad na to use one stone kill 2 birds

You did not even fùck the girl before you discharged her, I'm disappointed in you sad

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Re: How I Escaped A Lady Who Wanted To Cash Out From Me This Valentine by 190: 3:02pm On Feb 04
una knack abi una nor knack!

Thats what we need to know angry
Re: How I Escaped A Lady Who Wanted To Cash Out From Me This Valentine by Gmone: 12:27pm On Feb 05
dynicks:

Very sharp niggar thou art!!

Thank you bro.. Akonuche is necessary in this tinubunomics.
Re: How I Escaped A Lady Who Wanted To Cash Out From Me This Valentine by Gmone: 12:29pm On Feb 05
190:
una knack abi una nor knack!

Thats what we need to know angry

How my brother? she never come my house before she asked me that valentine question oo, moreover, she was to come with her AUNTIE to my house, no be juju be that?

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Re: How I Escaped A Lady Who Wanted To Cash Out From Me This Valentine by Gmone: 12:32pm On Feb 05
PantShifter:


You did not even fùck the girl before you discharged her, I'm disappointed in you sad

No na, that was not my mission, I dey look for a reasonable lady wey get the same energy with me in giving not syphone pro max.

I profit more from ladies when knacking or relationships is not mentioned at all. That reminds me another experience I get with a lady friend of 15years that ended because I asked her out. Wait for the story..

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Re: How I Escaped A Lady Who Wanted To Cash Out From Me This Valentine by Gmone: 12:34pm On Feb 05
Talkisneeded:
Not bad, na you and your woman wahala.
I sell herbs tho

Weti I go use the herb do now? You wan kpai me ni?
Re: How I Escaped A Lady Who Wanted To Cash Out From Me This Valentine by Gmone: 12:34pm On Feb 05
Mikuni:
The new relationship wey I wan escape from, one prophet come tell me say make I no comot the relationship.

Hmm.. that means the prophet go sustain the relationship bi that
Re: How I Escaped A Lady Who Wanted To Cash Out From Me This Valentine by Gmone: 12:38pm On Feb 05
goran3310:

So, you had a problem taking a girl out for a drink, a sandwich, taking a walk with her on Valentine's Day... Interesting.
Poor girl.
She's lucky you ran away from her.
It's unbelievable how many of you there are like that.
How do you see yourself?
What would you call yourself?
On a scale of 1-10, where do you stand as a man in the eyes of a woman? What do you think?

Bro if you read the story line from the beginning to the end, you go understand my point. I gift ladies, but when it becomes the ladies mission to syphone from a guy even when we are still on talking stage, I run. Bro na sense we dey take follow Nigerian ladies now.
Re: How I Escaped A Lady Who Wanted To Cash Out From Me This Valentine by Nnamdipapa(m): 4:58pm On Feb 05
Gmone:
You see ehn, when a Nigerian babe set her mind on something, just know say e go hard for am to back down. Women dey focused! But for my own case, God give me wisdom early, so I escape before I hear "it will end in tears."


I met this fine babe, early 30s, correct spec—tall, chocolate, and everything complete. We exchanged numbers, but I no call am. Surprisingly, na she call me first. She even promise to call, so I say make I reciprocate later. But from the very first conversation, na relationship and marriage she dey yarn about. Me, I bin dey reason am small because I no too mind the babe like that.

Ad: Are you thinking of investing in real estate in Abuja? Or do you have a road construction project requiring stone base and asphalt supplies in FCT-Abuja, Lagos, Benue state, Delta state, Edo state, Niger state, Kogi state etc? Contact +2349085172933 or visit www.aliquary.store


Babe begin suspect say I get babe wey dey my house. Anytime she call and I no pick, na straight accusation—"Who is she? Are you hiding someone?" Ah! I tire. Na so I invite her come house make she see for herself. Even my neighbors fit confirm say na only me dey stay. My neighbors sef na fine twins, well-loaded with all the natural endowments wey man need, but I no dey reason them because I no dey do neighbor wahala—e be my principle.

Instead of making things easy, babe say she go come my house WITH HER AUNTY! A whole grown woman wan carry her elder join first visit. In my mind, I don dey see red flag, but I gree make we see where this thing dey go.


One night in January, we dey gist when she ask, "How are we celebrating Valentine?"
Me: "I no dey celebrate Valentine o, that day na fasting and prayer for me. I dey go mountain."

Babe vex instantly. She say I suppose ask am wetin she want for Valentine. Say she like celebration. For my mind, I say, "This one don meet the wrong person because this Tinubu economy don teach me wisdom."

See ehn, from that moment, I just start to dey ghost small small. I reduce my calls, my messages, everything. Before she fit say "babe, I need urgent 50k", I don disappear like say I no ever exist.


See my fellow men, if you like woman, no wahala. Love is sweet, but shine your eye. Once you notice say babe dey approach you with a mission to siphon your money, just JAPA! You go cry if you no apply wisdom.

Ad: COMMERCIAL LAND IN WUYE, JABI AND GADUWA ALL IN ABUJA AVAILABLE FOR SALE. CALL OR TEXT +2349085172933 for More detail.

This Valentine, na economy we dey protect, no be babe wey wan cash out. Wise up, my guys!

Dude, I love your style od ads insert. You should make money from your own content. This is smart and I like smart people

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Re: How I Escaped A Lady Who Wanted To Cash Out From Me This Valentine by Talkisneeded(m): 7:57pm On Feb 05
Gmone:


Weti I go use the herb do now? You wan kpai me ni?

For the next woman
Re: How I Escaped A Lady Who Wanted To Cash Out From Me This Valentine by Gmone: 9:36am On Feb 06
Nnamdipapa:


Dude, I love your style od ads insert. You should make money from your own content. This is smart and I like smart people
.

Thank you bro
Re: How I Escaped A Lady Who Wanted To Cash Out From Me This Valentine by 190: 3:54pm On Feb 06
Gmone:


How my brother? she never come my house before she asked me that valentine question oo, moreover, she was to come with her AUNTIE to my house, no be juju be that?

Aunty to come do wetin?

Or na 3some una wan do undecided
Re: How I Escaped A Lady Who Wanted To Cash Out From Me This Valentine by Gmone: 4:04pm On Feb 06
190:


Aunty to come do wetin?

Or na 3some una wan do undecided

I tire o. She wanted to play a fast one on me na.

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