one of my pally wey we grow up together for village dey very unhappy right now.He dey complain about im babe being too lepa and he no jus dey enjoy her at all.This babe i go agree dey skinny sha and all her collar bones for shoulder dey show and even sef slimyem even fat pass this my pally babe.Her backyard dey very flat like plank of wood and accordin to wetin my pally tell me wen he dey do d00gy style wit her he no dey enjoy the thing becos her backs1de dey very hard like the bark of an iroko tree.he say wetin dey even vex am pass be say dis babe sabi chop no be small.she go jus finish all the soup for pot wey my pally go prepare and even at that she go jus level all the bounvita and milk provisions with a whole loaf of bread and yet he no dey see were the food dey go.he say he wan dump this babe but i don advise am say with enough yanshing for bedroom the thing fit fatten up im babe.accordin to wetin i read frm one medical text with enough yanshing a woman wey too lepa fit put on enough flesh and her yansh go big because the man sperm contain enough fatty acids .My pally no wan listen to me and im babe no even know wetin dey at stake.my fellow nairalanders nah wetin una feel say go be the best advice for my pally

i been dey tink say you don pai!

wetin you wan use touch am? ur hand or ur carrot size deak?

Iyatrustie so e dey reach dat level abi? .Me wey buy rolex wristwatch 4 u na im u come dey wish my death?
omo u really be ungreatful yeye girl
Omo tellwisdom hw far nah

lefu

ebe like say ya pally need big yansh kele wey holo thighs. no kind yanshing fit give dat kain lepa kele yansh oooo. a word is enough for d wise.

tsk tsk~~

u sure say no be woke-nwayi in dey nyash

slimyem:

tsk tsk~~

slimyem yem wetin dey schele?
u get anything for ur oga lefulefu?

lefulefu:

one of my pally wey we grow up together for village dey very unhappy right now.He dey complain about im babe being too lepa and he no jus dey enjoy her at all.This babe i go agree dey skinny sha and all her collar bones for shoulder dey show and even sef slimyem even fat pass this my pally babe.Her backyard dey very flat like plank of wood and accordin to wetin my pally tell me wen he dey do d00gy style wit her he no dey enjoy the thing becos her backs1de dey very hard like the bark of an iroko tree.he say wetin dey even vex am pass be say dis babe sabi chop no be small.she go jus finish all the soup for pot wey my pally go prepare and even at that she go jus level all the bounvita and milk provisions with a whole loaf of bread and yet he no dey see were the food dey go.he say he wan dump this babe but i don advise am say with enough yanshing for bedroom the thing fit fatten up im babe.accordin to wetin i read frm one medical text with enough yanshing a woman wey too lepa fit put on enough flesh and her yansh go big because the man Fluid contain enough fatty acids .My pally no wan listen to me and im babe no even know wetin dey at stake.my fellow nairalanders nah wetin una feel say go be the best advice for my pally

illitrate:

bross how u dey enjoy all those arab girls for dubai?

Omo, why you de take style yab our lovely slimyem, wetin she do you now? Are you by any chance suggesting dat de girl and other girls like her dey skinny because dem no dey fucck enough, haba which kind logic be dis?

Anyway sha, e be like say I fit help dis your pally, because me dey like lepa and sabi nack well well, so him fit borrow me de babe for say three months; and if what you read in dat medical book is correct, then by de time I go return am her nyash would have grown reach Rokitu's and Hot Tima's own combined, no wahala

lefulefu again.

Dis poster no go kill me wit laughter

tashanja:

Omo, why you de take style yab our lovely slimyem, wetin she do you now? Are you by any chance suggesting dat de girl and other girls like her dey skinny because dem no dey fucck enough, haba which kind logic be dis?

Anyway sha, e be like say I fit help dis your pally, because me dey like lepa and sabi nack well well, so him fit borrow me de babe for say three months; and if what you read in dat medical book is correct, then by de time I go return am her nyash would have grown reach Rokitu's and Hot Tima's own combined, no wahala

haba i no insult slimyem ooo
Slimyem fat pass this my pally babe and dat one na the truth nah.
U sef na to eat ur share and run na im u wan do abi?

^^^^Yes now, as in contribute my own share (chop and clean mouth) towards helping a brother in distress

FOOLFOOL: wetin my pally tell me wen he dey do d00gy style wit her he no dey enjoy the thing becos her backs1de dey very hard like the bark of an iroko tree.he say wetin dey even vex am pass be say dis babe sabi chop no be small.she go jus finish all the soup for pot wey my pally go prepare and even at that she go jus level all the bounvita and milk provisions with a whole loaf of bread and yet he no dey see were the food dey go.

lefulefu, seriously.
cremate yourself jor! you this fo0L. 

@OP shae this thing na u abi ur pally e dey happen to?

you know lef,even though u sound silly at times ur really funny the way you tell. You make me laugh even though I fail to comment.

lefool, you neva still change?

I wonder how some people who claim not to come from Nigeria, still manages to understand the OP's pidgin language.

people like me innit? i am learning hard and fast!

lmao

Goldieluks:

I wonder how some people who claim not to come from Nigeria, still manages to understand the OP's pidgin language.

well, one might not be from a country, but might have lived in it at some point in time, so they can understand d language.

Whatever.

bigprick:

well, one might not be from a country, but might have lived in it at some point in time, so they can understand d language.

Not really.
I ever knew this pignin thing till I joined Nl and it sounds much funnier than normal english. Even though its difficult to understand everything,one can pick 4 english words in a sentence and understand what op is trying to pass across.
Thats how I do it.But i cant comment unless i fully understand.

It's not that hard to pick up pidgin but this Lefu don dey surpassed dat. Nah ostrich im dey speak. You know say dis Bobo stay for village. E neva see a day in UK lie lie.

Lefu go n fetch me my slippers u dis houseboy.

Lefu make i ask u, your pally well at all? how person go dey work en nogo see result e mean say hin instrument no de function him still dey carry am de waka. onyeiberibe

sexkillz:

Yawns. . . Same old Nonsense!

omo how the christmas and new year?
hope u no finish all the goat meat and turkey meat for pot ooooooo?
hope say u remain small for chinedu and azuka ur little cousins and even the dog wey una dey tie for chain wey get ribs all over im body wey una name bingo

beync my pally dey hammar the babe well so nthin wrong wit im.the issue be say the babe no gree fat