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Pls. Dis Is For U. by kellynoah: 8:14pm On Dec 31, 2011 |
I was one of the first to listen to this conversation, now its your turn, 2011: My son am tired 2012: why? 2011: My time is up, i will be going to join your forefathers 2012: I know, u have less than 5 hours to live, i will miss you Dad 2011: But let me tell you some things b4 i go 2012: What is it? 2011: Please when i go, make sure you take care of this person 2012: Who?, 2011: The person (reading) listening to this conversation of ours? 2012: Okay 2011: I made some promises to this person during my reign, i fulfilled some, and some I couldn’t 2012: But why couldn’t you fulfill all dad? 2011: Well, my son, sometimes time and human factors affected some of the promises 2012: But, 2011: But surely, I spoke with God on this person's behalf, and God granted my wish in you to fulfill the rest promises. So these are the rest of the fulfillment you will carry out on this person, 2012: Go on dad, 2011: Stabilize this person's health without cease all through your reign!Open a direct link between our God and this person 2012: Done, carry on 2011: Ensure that this person's dreams come to reality within the shortest 2012: Alright 2011: Give this person wealth that will touch lives of multitudes 2012: surely 2011: Make sure that you remove all remaining hindrances to success from this person's way, I have been trying to make sure that money will never remain d priority of this person, so keep to that pls, make sure son! 2012: I will dad, no problem! 2011: Pay more emphasis on the advice of this person's friends, dont worry about that of this person's enemies, God will take care of that! Get it? 2012: Yes 2011: Finally, promise me that when your own time is up, you will instruct that your offspring after offspring (2013, 2014, 2015, to, 2100) to keep positive fulfilments of this person going! 2012: yes dad, may God help me! 2011: Now i can pass to the beyond happily! May you be prosperous!!! 2012: Amen!This is wishing u all a glorious 2012 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Pls. Dis Is For U. by Lucario007(m): 9:28pm On Dec 31, 2011 |
Happy new year! not bad though, albeit it wasn't meant to be funny. |
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