I was one of the first to listen to this
conversation, now its your turn,
2011: My son am tired
2012: why?
2011: My time is up, i will be going to join
your forefathers
2012: I know, u have less than 5 hours to
live, i will miss you Dad
2011: But let me tell you some things b4 i go
2012: What is it?
2011: Please when i go, make sure you take
care of this person
2012: Who?,
2011: The person (reading) listening to this
conversation of ours?
2012: Okay
2011: I made some promises to this person
during my reign, i fulfilled some, and some
I
couldn’t
2012: But why couldn’t you fulfill all dad?
2011: Well, my son, sometimes time and
human factors affected some of the
promises
2012: But,
2011: But surely, I spoke with God on this
person's behalf, and God granted my wish in
you to fulfill the rest promises. So these
are
the rest of the fulfillment you will carry
out on
this person,
2012: Go on dad,
2011: Stabilize this person's health
without
cease all through your reign!Open a direct
link between our God and this person
2012: Done, carry on
2011: Ensure that this person's dreams come
to reality within the shortest
2012: Alright
2011: Give this person wealth that will
touch
lives of multitudes
2012: surely
2011: Make sure that you remove all
remaining hindrances to success from this
person's way, I have been trying to make sure
that money will never remain d priority of
this
person, so keep to that pls, make sure son!
2012: I will dad, no problem!
2011: Pay more emphasis on the advice of
this person's friends, dont worry about that
of this person's enemies, God will take care
of
that! Get it?
2012: Yes
2011: Finally, promise me that when your
own time is up, you will instruct that
your
offspring after offspring (2013, 2014,
2015, to, 2100) to keep positive
fulfilments
of this person going!
2012: yes dad, may God help me!
2011: Now i can pass to the beyond happily!
May you be prosperous!!!
2012: Amen!This is wishing u all a glorious
2012

Happy new year! not bad though, albeit it wasn't meant to be funny.