Kai !Haba Walahi !jonatan is a wiked fresidant por naijeria !!
Haba ! Why? puel frice don go uf , prom sixty pipe naira(#65) to wan hundred and porty pipe naira(#145) for ebli where !why?
Najerians we must pite por awa rite,
NOW !we canot ofun awa eyes and look at jonatan to make us like Maalu !
Eblibody weda you are cibu sabant, student, tisha, bus driba, hajia or housewipe, mai suya,mai tea, fastor or imam.
WE ARE NOT MAALU ! FETROL MUST BE SIXTY PIPE NERA. !!!DANBURUBA JONATAN ! SHIKENAH !!!
Thank you,
Alhaji Boko Audu.X_X X_X
P.R.O Hausa yout association(Sabo)

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