A plane with 5 passengers
was about to crash in midair and there
were only 4 parachutes.
1st passenger, Lionel Messi: I'm a 3-time
world's best footballer, my fans still
need me. He takes one and jumps. 2nd passenger, Aliko Dangote: I'm
Africa's richest man. Many people
depend in me for employment. I don't
want to die now. He takes another one
and jumps.
Third passenger, Goodluck Jonathan:
I'm the President of Nigeria, the most
powerful and intelligent President in
Africa. I have Boko and Subsidy issues
to deal with. He takes one and jumps.
The 4th passenger was d Pope, Pope
said to d 5th passenger, an 8 yr old girl
"I'm an old man, I'll sacrifice my life for
Urs" but d girl replied "no need for dat,
there are 2 parachutes left. "how can that be?" asked Pope. The girl replied "The Nigerian President
took my school bag!!! Have a
wonderful subsidy protest my
people, me no advice U 4 Riot oh, I
beg Life Don waste, because of Protest,