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| Joke By John Luvu by SaJ1(m): 6:08pm On Jan 13, 2012 |
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.  
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| Re: Joke By John Luvu by bright007(f): 6:17pm On Jan 13, 2012 |
Where is d joke? |
| Re: Joke By John Luvu by mikuz(m): 6:53pm On Jan 13, 2012 |
Where is d joke? |
| Re: Joke By John Luvu by Lucario007(m): 11:49pm On Jan 13, 2012 |
abeg no mind the bafoons above me, nice one joor.  |
| Re: Joke By John Luvu by mikuz(m): 12:02am On Jan 14, 2012 |
^^ its your cousins i pity. |
| Re: Joke By John Luvu by Lucario007(m): 12:14am On Jan 14, 2012 |
mikuz don't let me insult ur fada here. ps. i hate my cousins anyway  |
| Re: Joke By John Luvu by bunmioguns(m): 3:12am On Jan 14, 2012 |
@OP, I like ur new means of tansport, bt why are u taking all ur family to d villlage nw, has it gotten upto dt extent? |
| Re: Joke By John Luvu by Nobody: 5:49am On Jan 14, 2012 |
moderators, pls move these people to the  |
| Re: Joke By John Luvu by moshoodn(m): 8:27am On Jan 14, 2012 |
bright007:i think i gotta agree with you this one time. |
| Re: Joke By John Luvu by mikuz(m): 9:33am On Jan 14, 2012 |
lucario you must be a mumu. Why on earth should you ever hate your cousins? Or dont you understand what cousin means? It simply means, your father or mother's parents. You see ya self now? Illiterate!! |
| Re: Joke By John Luvu by Nobody: 10:08am On Jan 14, 2012 |
^^^ when others were going to school, u were busy gallivanting the streets, u see ur life now?  i laff in pidgin |
| Re: Joke By John Luvu by mikuz(m): 10:20am On Jan 14, 2012 |
@oto, so if they ask all those that went to school to line up now you too go follow abi? Its your nephews i pity sef. |
| Re: Joke By John Luvu by Nobody: 10:41am On Jan 14, 2012 |
is that u in ur profile pix! chei! na ur grand wife i pity ooo |
| Re: Joke By John Luvu by mikuz(m): 10:58am On Jan 14, 2012 |
*mikuz beheads otooro* |
| Re: Joke By John Luvu by Nobody: 11:00am On Jan 14, 2012 |
**otooro ressurects and hugs mikuz, teaching him how to love his enemies** |
| Re: Joke By John Luvu by Lucario007(m): 5:31pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
mikuz: see here u uncircumsized demon from the bloody pit of hell, i know u never finished primary skool but don't come here and start spreading your illiteracy, about my cousins its my business or you wan no y? [s]kai, i can't believe i used to like ur jokes.[/s] . . . mtchewwwwwwww. *beheads mikuz* |
| Re: Joke By John Luvu by mikuz(m): 10:02am On Jan 15, 2012 |
^ i laugh you in TUC strike! |
| Re: Joke By John Luvu by bright007(f): 10:16am On Jan 15, 2012 |
*enters thread $ was nearly hit by an incoming insult but thanks to my mortal kombat skills*quickly disappears from thread* |
| Re: Joke By John Luvu by Nobody: 12:31pm On Jan 15, 2012 |
so very very dry. . . . I must recap! |
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