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New Year Eve Incident by Nobody: 11:31am On Jan 18, 2012
On New Year's Eve, Hamid was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home.  As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman.  'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.

'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Hamid.

'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?' enquired the constable sarcastically.

'My wife,' slurred Hamid grimly.  grin grin grin

Re: New Year Eve Incident by Nobody: 12:14pm On Jan 18, 2012
Not entirely funny. The joke could only bring a smile to my face not a laugh. Utry small
Re: New Year Eve Incident by Nobody: 2:02pm On Jan 18, 2012
JOKE GRADING : A

REMARK: "A" for 'A'MAZING ! grin
Re: New Year Eve Incident by Nobody: 3:34pm On Jan 18, 2012
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Re: New Year Eve Incident by mikuz(m): 5:38pm On Jan 18, 2012
is this a joke?
I dont understand.
Re: New Year Eve Incident by Nobody: 8:23am On Jan 20, 2012
booqee:

Not entirely funny. The joke could only bring a smile to my face not a laugh. Utry small

Sweetie Did You Forget Ya Sense of humor in Ya Bf's Closet? undecided undecided undecided

DONkollione:

JOKE GRADING : A

REMARK: "A" for 'A'MAZING ! grin

Thats my Hommie -- Infact, show face for Mama Iyabo Corner make i buy You N20 Akara this evening grin grin grin
Re: New Year Eve Incident by bright007(f): 8:36am On Jan 20, 2012
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Re: New Year Eve Incident by Nobody: 8:39am On Jan 20, 2012
^^ For Yo Papa Nyansh!  angry angry
Re: New Year Eve Incident by bright007(f): 10:31am On Jan 20, 2012
El Guapo:

^^ Hee dey for my papa yansh $ him blurkurs.!  angry angry
Re: New Year Eve Incident by Nobody: 5:46pm On Jan 20, 2012
^^^ bright, u're sooooo fanny! Wat's blukurs? undecided undecided undecided

grin grin grin
Re: New Year Eve Incident by Nobody: 11:04am On Jan 23, 2012
^^ No mind the Mugu -- He was Jxt Stammering! grin grin grin

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