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| Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by Killz3(m): 11:57am On Mar 08, 2012 |
^^^ If na you nko?  If na me, i no go even know when i go shout " THE LORD IS GOOD", and they'll reply, "ALL THE TIME" |
| Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by eldav(m): 12:48pm On Mar 08, 2012 |
Lol Na that b d kind money wey go make u talk truth. |
| Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by Killz3(m): 3:29pm On Mar 08, 2012 |
Son: Mum I thought grandma is dead? Mum: thunder fire u!  Na Ur own mama go die 1st. . . . Confused angry mum. . . |
| Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by Nobody: 9:12pm On Apr 27, 2012 |
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| Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by Nobody: 8:58am On Apr 28, 2012 |
Close shave! A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful br[i]e[/i]asts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."  She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that." The cowboy said, "Tell him your working overtime and I'll pay you the difference." She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you." |
| Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by Nobody: 9:14am On Apr 28, 2012 |
The assassin A while back there was an opening in the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are extremely difficult to fill, requiring an extensive background check, training and testing before candidates are even considered for the position. After reviewing several applicants and completing all the checks and training, the field was narrowed to the three most promising candidates. The day came for the final test, which would determine which of equally qualified candidates would get the job. The final candidates consisted of two men and one woman. The men administering the test took the first candidate, a man, down a corridor to a closed door and handed him a gun saying, "We must be completely assured that you will complete your assignments and follow instructions regardless of the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife, seated in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man, looking completely shocked said, "You can't be serious! I could never kill my wife." The CIA man said, "Well, then, you're obviously not the man for the job. Take your wife and go home." They brought the next candidate in, the other man, and repeated the instructions. This man took the gun, walked into the room and closed the door. However, after five minutes of silence, the door opened and the man handed the CIA tester the gun, saying, "I just couldn't do it. I couldn't kill my wife. I tried to pull the trigger but I just couldn't do it." The CIA man said, "Well, then, you're obviously not the man for the job. Take your wife and go home." Then they brought the woman down the corridor to the closed door, handed her a gun, and said, "We must be completely assured that you will complete your assignments and follow instructions regardless of the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your husband, seated in a chair. Take this gun and kill him." The woman took the gun, walked into the room, and before the door closed all the way the CIA men heard the gun start firing. One shot after another, for thirteen shots, the noise continued. Then all hell broke loose. For the next several minutes the men heard screaming, cursing, furniture crashing and banging on the walls; then suddenly, silence. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks! I had to beat him to death with the chair!" |
| Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by swtdarling(f): 11:35am On Apr 28, 2012 |
now dts one qualified candidate |
| Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by Nobody: 12:37pm On Apr 28, 2012 |
swtdarling: now dts oneOver qualified candidate. . . |
| Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by Nobody: 12:09am On Apr 30, 2012 |
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled and asks her, "Is something bugging you? You look anxious." "Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings in the stock market," she explained. "Oh, that's too bad," the other girl sympathized. "I'm sure you're feeling sorry for him." "Yeah, I am," she said. "He'll miss me."  |
| Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by Nobody: 12:10am On Apr 30, 2012 |
Do What He Says... An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn t seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to hav[i]e[/i] sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it." " Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I m so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he's Gay" |
| Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by Nobody: 3:22pm On Apr 30, 2012 |
Kola and Bimpe have been married for six months and have three kids. But Kola has a strange habit. . . he will only make love with the lights off. Bimpe puts up with this for as long as she can, but one night her curiosity gets the better of her. She and Kola are making love in the usual way when suddenly she snaps the light on, and to her horror, she sees that Kola is making love to her using a cucumber.  "You impotent wimp!" SHOUTS Bimpe."So this is why you never wanted the lights on! It's disgusting. . . explain yourself!" "Okay, dear,"says Kola, calmly. "I can explain the cucumber, if you can explain our three kids!"  |
| Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by Nobody: 3:27pm On Apr 30, 2012 |
A girl asked from shopkeeper that "What is the price for this necklace?" The shopkeeper said "only one kiss." The girl said pack it for me & my grandfather will pay the price. |
| Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by Nobody: 3:40pm On Apr 30, 2012 |
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman seeing the 2 cute babies started asking the man "Aren't they cute, what is their names?" The man giving the lady an angry look replied "I don't know". The lady asked again "which is a boy and which is a girl". The man looking angrier than before replied "I don't know". The woman then started to scold the man "What kind of a father are you ?". The man replied "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are 2 complaints that I am taking back to my company. . .  |
| Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by Shagaiya04(m): 12:47pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
"Africa Must Change" The title has all ingredients and aura of truism, but one thing is left out of the puzzle HOW? This is what an entrepreneurial mind will see as an 'opportunity', We see problems everyday and all we do is complain. To change our dear continent we must be part of the solution. It is on this note that I join my futuristic-solution-providents to proffer this Check this out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4cmlTBK-K0 |
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