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Government's Renewed Drive To Encourage Exports: by alagbin(m): 6:04pm On Oct 11, 2007
Federal Government's renewed drive to encourage exports:
In line with the Federal Government's renewed drive to encourage exports, a group of experts have come up with suggestions on how to improve the image of our local products by making their names attractive and in line with International Standards on exports. Feel free to offer suggestions.

Kuli kuli - Peanut bars
Donkuwa/ Robo Alata - Hot Charcolit nuts (what the hell is charcolit)
Kilichi - Beef Crackers
Dundun - Yamarita
Fried Potato - Potarita
Pako/Atu (Chewing stick) - Dental Stickos
Boli - Barbecue Plant os
Roasted corn - Corn Aflame
Eko/Agidi - Corn Jellos
Moin moin - Bean pie
Isi ewu - Goat-hedo lickins' (remember ur fingers)
Garri - Grain o' fibres
Bokoto/ Nkwobi - Hoof salad
Ogi/Akamu - Corn Caramel
Kpof kpof - Energy Buns
Chin chin - Dough Rocks
Zobo - Juice Rosa Afrik
Kunnu - Grain Alive
Burundi - Coconut Jaw-Breakers
Bread and Akara - Bean cake Burger
Ofada rice - Unpolished Rice for Vegetarian
Adalu - Lentils & Grain Salad
Re: Government's Renewed Drive To Encourage Exports: by Migines(m): 6:20pm On Oct 11, 2007
*comment sensored*
Re: Government's Renewed Drive To Encourage Exports: by SamMilla1(m): 6:35pm On Oct 11, 2007
@migines.
i think u have big mouth
Re: Government's Renewed Drive To Encourage Exports: by Migines(m): 6:41pm On Oct 11, 2007
@sam
luk dawg, i respect u a lot 4 ur jokes nd all so just dont draw dat line.

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