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Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Nobody: 5:30pm On Jan 24, 2012 |
Some of the words used in our news papers if translated literarily will have no problem and will describe what the author intends. But in this 21st century, some "normal" words few years ago can be taboo today. NLC Fingers Obasanjo measures to halt the O.rgy of bombings in the country To nip the problem in the bud. These words alone can make news papers interesting to read. Are there any other of such words? |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by sizzlers(m): 6:04pm On Jan 24, 2012 |
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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by sylve11: 1:28pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by AmAlone: 1:29pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
wow!!!! Thanks alot I've really learnt alot from this one thread alone!!!! |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by mimon79(m): 1:38pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
Lol! Well, what i do remember is that old sports commentator, Akinloye Oyebanji or something; when he comments on Super chickens match. He normally say , "oh, that's a stylish ones there " priceless!!! |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Acidosis(m): 1:40pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by ignis: 2:03pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Nobody: 2:20pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
The foregoing is the reality of our situation, namely, that Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is on seat as the President and Commander-in-Chief of the Federal Republic of Nigeria Source: http://nationalaccordnewspaper.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=3411:the-doctrine-of-goodluck-2&catid=57:features&Itemid=85 |
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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Nobody: 2:24pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Nobody: 2:27pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by nellybadas: 2:45pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Nobody: 2:48pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
In a cruel irony of fate, during the 2009 strike, Nigeria's President jetted out of the country to declare King Abdullah University of Science and Technology in Saudi Arabia open.source: http://odili.net/news/source/2012/jan/3/13.html |
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by pcicero(m): 3:00pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by daminho(m): 3:07pm On Jan 25, 2012 |
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