A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," the little girl replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the mother said.

The little girl bowed her head and said, "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

Busted!

now that little girl won´t be getting any ice creams anymore..

why is it that good jokes never make the frontpage?

It sounds funny,but it is real n there are worst cases out der.children are photocopiers,let mind wat we do n say in their presence.

Which NL mod can effectively avoid attending church service this sunday morning just to come and post a stale yoke on this front page?

HINT: that mod is a 'she' and is not a christian . . .

i-smoke-weed:
Which NL mod can effectively avoid attending church service this sunday morning just to come and post a stale yoke on this front page?

HINT: that mod is a 'she' and is not a christian . . .

and her name is?

Oh no! She didn't just say that!

Funny but happens quite often..

That is too bad

Orisirisi

d little gal is jst doing wot Mum ask her 2 do.

Aha!

you are right man

Not only what you say, but what you do also.
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I remember a 1 yr old kid putting serviette in her pant...we dont need no preacher to interpret!
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Among others!
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@OP...gez dat was a joke aight!

Funny but that's what often happens with kids.

I remember one little girl whose mummy owns a salon, a lady came to make her hair in the salon,when the little girl saw her from afar she ran to her with open arms saying "aunty ashawo oyoyo" the lady was startled and asked "why did you call me that?" The girl replied "my mummy said you are ashawo" in front of everybody and trust me people plenty there.

I almost died from laughing that day.

[color=#000099][/color] :Dgoose pimple go finish the woman...

Dry joke... Pls, joke section next time!

My neigbour is always fond of telling her kids to lie that she isn't around when a particular lady she owes money comes around.one day the lady came knocking on my neigbour's door.the first daughter shouted "who is dat?" The lady replied "its aunty thelma" the girl then replied "mummy is not around".meanwhile I was there with her mom. Immediately the youngest child of about 5yrs went straight to the door and was shouting "aunty is lie o! My mummy is inside,she said we shld lie that she is not around because she is owing you 10,000naira".what happened next...... That's a story for another day.lol

@op You're so screwed. I'm just angry.. Whether It's because the joke was dry or because my meaningful threads haven't make the front page yet. I think the burden is now shifting to the guys this time around. This is inequality againist men. I've observe that the topic's of almost every popular girl on Nairaland ranging from Mrs Chima, ile-ife, ileke whatever almost makes the front page.. or are you thinking what i'm thinking. Hmmm.. I guess this girls are giving seun or probably any other moderator a little something special.. NO OFFENSE THOUGH!

Clemzy16: @op You're so screwed. I'm just angry.. Whether It's because the joke was dry or because my meaningful threads haven't make the front page yet. I think the burden is now shifting to the guys this time around. This is inequality againist men. I've observe that the topic's of almost every popular girl on Nairaland ranging from Mrs Chima, ile-ife, ileke whatever almost makes the front page.. or are you thinking what i'm thinking. Hmmm.. I guess this girls are giving seun or probably any other moderator a little something special.. NO OFFENSE THOUGH!

So,after your ranting,i decided to do a lil background check on you and view all your threads to see which is front page worthy.
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Am tired of checkin plz..which of your threads do you think deserve to be on the front page?

I made front page news?

First of all, I thank God.

Then I thank my parents.

Then I thank my agents.

Then I thank Seun.

Then I thank Nairalanders.

Then I thank

I thank

I thank

For this award

Omo Alata: I made front page news?

First of all, I thank God.

Then I thank my parents.

Then I thank my agents.

Then I thank Seun.

Then I thank Nairalanders.

Then I thank

I thank

I thank

For this award

Omo alata . . .omg you are funny.

Omo Alata: I made front page news?

First of all, I thank God.

Then I thank my parents.

Then I thank my agents.

Then I thank Seun.

Then I thank Nairalanders.

Then I thank

I thank

I thank

For this award

Lol...am basically laughin my ass out here

Lmfao

Omo Alata: I made front page news?

First of all, I thank God.

Then I thank my parents.

Then I thank my agents.

Then I thank Seun.

Then I thank Nairalanders.

Then I thank

I thank

I thank

For this award

Now this is the joke!