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Clean Short Jokes {el's Productz} by Nobody: 8:29pm On Jan 26, 2012
Father Henry was planning a wedding at the close of the morning service. After the benediction Father Henry had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation. For the life of him, he couldn't think of the names of those who were to be married.

'Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?' Father Henry requested.

Immediately; nine single ladies, three widows, four widowers, and six single men stepped to the front.
grin grin grin
Re: Clean Short Jokes {el's Productz} by Nobody: 8:29pm On Jan 26, 2012
Slow Learner?

After his husband forgot the wedding anniversary, his wife tells him: 'You'd better have something in front of the house, tomorrow, which goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds.'

The next day, she finds, on the road, a bathroom scale. grin grin grin
Re: Clean Short Jokes {el's Productz} by Nobody: 8:03am On Jan 27, 2012
Re: Clean Short Jokes {el's Productz} by Nobody: 8:21am On Jan 27, 2012
Now you have the Joke Otokoto grin grin grin
Re: Clean Short Jokes {el's Productz} by Nobody: 8:24am On Jan 27, 2012
thank you! *takes a bow*





thank you *takes another bow*

my name na otooro! angry
Re: Clean Short Jokes {el's Productz} by Nobody: 8:29am On Jan 27, 2012
Sounds Ijawic -- Did You hand over Yo Gun during the amnesty program Under Yar'adua's Regime? grin grin grin grin
Re: Clean Short Jokes {el's Productz} by Nobody: 8:32am On Jan 27, 2012
Re: Clean Short Jokes {el's Productz} by Nobody: 8:33am On Jan 27, 2012
Seun must be Jealous of Yo inciting Smileys grin grin grin
Re: Clean Short Jokes {el's Productz} by Nobody: 8:35am On Jan 27, 2012
*takes another bow*

u too sabi beta tinz sha!

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Re: Clean Short Jokes {el's Productz} by Nobody: 8:39am On Jan 27, 2012
LM[b]A[/b]O -- I Think u and i should try having Our Forum site opened, maybe it takes up the name ''Koboland''? grin grin grin
Re: Clean Short Jokes {el's Productz} by Nobody: 8:49am On Jan 27, 2012
this is what SEUN will do to you:






grin grin grin

i no dey ooo *swaggerrz out*
Re: Clean Short Jokes {el's Productz} by Nobody: 8:50am On Jan 27, 2012
Hohohohohohoho U're damn Funny Bro grin grin grin
Re: Clean Short Jokes {el's Productz} by Nobody: 8:54am On Jan 27, 2012
*swaggerz in*

El! leave this computer na! shuuoo!!!!!




no kill urself ontop NL ooo!

cool
Re: Clean Short Jokes {el's Productz} by Nobody: 6:21pm On Jan 27, 2012
Cant believe am really the One smashing my head on top of my Bayelsa imported Celeron Laptop grin grin grin
Re: Clean Short Jokes {el's Productz} by LewisBrown1(m): 8:08pm On Jan 27, 2012
[img] undecided undecided undecided in d trash goes d joke *mtchew*
Re: Clean Short Jokes {el's Productz} by Nobody: 8:52pm On Jan 27, 2012
^^^ who be dis!!!!!

who u be!!!!

shocked shocked shocked

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