I know there are too many ministries in Nigeria. But i think a parastatal should be created under the Nigerian police force to tackle paranormal activities. Do you know that more people suffer and die from spiritual problems than armed robbery, kidnapping etc. So, we should device a way to catch the culpris and give justice to the victims.

What do you guys think?

[size=14pt]Breaking News! The first photo's of the elusive and normally nocturnal Minister for paranormal affairs[/size]
Online Newsdesk Tuesday 30/01/2012
Tunde Adegoke

The first photo's of the elusive and normally nocturnal Minister for paranormal affairs, Chief N.Doctor Prophet Primate Akazu Ahunazu Abayomi have slipped into the studio.
The normally reclusive minister was unusually spotted outside of his Okija abode, eating and confusing live chickens in a stadium.

The photo's have put to rest the rumour that the minister cannot be captured on camera, without the photographer sacrificing a virgin corkrel.

It was learnt from our impeccable source that this mysterious occurrence is part of the ministers plans for a space programme and the final takeoff of Obubra airways. It is expected that the space programme will put the first ever winsh on the Moon, further Obubra airways will provide aeronautic lessons to eager winshes that will see them taking off from their base in groundnut shells and landing in diverse parts like London; all refuelling is to be done at the Jankara human parts market.

The minister has been hailed for his efforts at securing the MDG's for Vision 2020 20.

afam4eva:

I know there are too many ministries in Nigeria. But i think a parastatal should be created under the Nigerian police force to tackle paranormal activities. Do you know that more people suffer and die from spiritual problems than armed robbery, kidnapping etc. So, we should device a way to catch the culpris and give justice to the victims.

What do you guys think?

I take it you have data verified by the National Bureau of Statistics, which supports the highlighted portion of your post?
Or is this merely a case of shooting the breeze?

I'm just speculating. But we know loads of people in Nigeria die from spiritual problems.

afam4eva:

I'm just speculating. But we know loads of people in Nigeria die from spiritual problems.

I think you are simply mystifying the obvious.

It would be helpful if you could explain where each of the following ills fit in under your umbrella called "spiritual problems"
(1) Untreated water supply
(2) Inadequate health care facilities
(3) Extreme poverty
(4) Unchecked exposure to environmental health hazards
(5) HIV
(6) Stress
Note: this is a non-exhaustive list, btw.

eGuerrilla:

I think you are simply mystifying the obvious.

It would be helpful if you could explain where each of the following ills fit in under your umbrella called "spiritual problems"
(1) Untreated water supply
(2) Inadequate health care facilities
(3) Extreme poverty
(4) Unchecked exposure to environmental health hazards
(5) HIV
(6) Stress
Note: this is a non-exhaustive list, btw.

Guy, spiritual problems means things like otumokpo (remote control) and winsh.