@ HYBRID,

umm, this battle session's seems random and disorganized, kinda. why don't you make it orderly like the previous battle session?

And oh, this time around (i'm guessing i'm speaking for everbody here), I WANT TO KNOW WHO THE JUDGE IS. let the judge make himself known and if they are multiple judges, let it be the same. . .

Peace

@ sauce kid
nigga u aint on ma level, even stevie wonder saw me woop your asss, here are the k.o/s


nigga i gat ma matchet here wit me/
i slice u up, and watch u eat your own feet/
u's a he bitch, stay off ma d!ck/
i don't deal wit ho's, i move o's/
when am done wit u asss, your momma be callin the po's/
nigga u's a novice, u far from a pro/
nigga am bck, better, am just like mase/
it's a bad day for u son, because am high on ma hays/
nigga aint take shots, except the sperm in his face/
see me stuntin in ma slick red imperler/
your bitch saw ma d!ck and was like 'u are a monster'/
am a mobb nigga, i take u out in front of your momma/
i leave nigga looking like a roasted suya 

@bolajibaok
To all Emcees welcome 2 BOLAJIBAOK burial

*** AM'A RAP IT****
We aint feelin ur disses like retarded clown sayin he got clips
Nigga my flow depicts U cos ur english just got piss
Mu*rdaf*cker aint understand the thread says stars contest
cos U's lack brain falculty displayin ur yahoo id's 4 homosex
This clown got 2 email id's now he is paraisin himself
climaxin d moon cos u really masturbating urself
Nigga U gone till november but God aint call ur Judgement
Dont look 4 sauce(Saucekid) i crushed u cos U's a midget
U rep ABJ Yar Ardua ashamed of u I'ma read his budget
2 eradicate u like poverty then leave u dimeless in ur pocket
Ya b*tch did d hook cos she likes me insertin my disketts
U just shooked na she says U's always playin d mistress
know u aint better than dog is either u underground or dead
dont cry and crawl back cos U's garbage loosening thread
Dont need to Al Pachino na u too frightened like Frodo
next time come d*ck straight or mayb try use African Voodoo

bonjoconjo 30lines of trash

bonjoconjo + bolajibaoku (Same Person I guess) other wise bolajibaoku is dumb for writing rubbish and bonjoconjo is more dumb for givin props to rubbish. u dudes think we do remixes here?

bolajibaoku have the most stupid one liner on Nairaland in one of the threads and it reads  "My name is Bolaji because i am from Abuja" lol so DUMB.

Note bonjoconjo, bolajibaoku or any other wackster pls dnt bother dissin me cos the KING MALC AIN'T GAT UR TIME cuz just a line from me melts u even in ur PRIME.

here's kind of borin. On a more serious note i think i like d MALTHUSS ish mayb we could actually rattle jst few lines few bars few drops wit massive destruction.

Rule; I respect my parents and that of other peeps alot so no dissin of mUm or dAd. So Malthuss u down or what?

@alexpissu, obedz, wordsmith, rhapsody and mAgNeTo
Thumbs up

i dnt battle wacks coz i dnt pat on e'ry tom, d*ck nd harry
witout being told malc gots mo words dan your dictionary
G's wonder hw i cut so hard because they think i'm blunt
gat love for y'all but seems like my words don't
his royal highness mailmalc d 1st-high-tek butcher
fakes betta be on d run because when caught i cut ya
got d game locked down 2 prevent fake shot callers
just as 50 turns from being CENT to million dollars
so strange hw peeps begin to sound like bonjo-conjo(s)
aint LUI KENG but on any snitch i hit a 22hits combos
its high time i bicycle-kick malthuss out of this thread
instead of a crown i will put a bigstone oh his heAd
malthuss hope u armed? amunnitions oh i brought mine
mo dan enough to get u lyin down on d battle's front line.



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@ Mailmalc

i accept ur challenge. hit me wit ur best shot n i ma hit u back on ma return from work

trust me nigga 'ammunition' always ready.

@Hybrid

I think Wordsmith is right, we need to know who is really judging this ish. I wud prefer that members of this thread be the judge. each battle gets a response from every member

peace

@ wordsmith

i quite agree with u . . . this session seems so dis-organised . . . .well i definately cant be a judge in a contest that i will be participating in[b](i no b madam house . . .bastard [/b] Etteh . .witch)

so . . . oracle99 is going to organise this tourney . . .he has agreed to . . and he will definately be the sole judge . .


i guess we can trust his judgement . . .



*******ORACLE 99 IS THE OFFICIAL JUDGE OF THIS TOURNEY . . .HE WILL ALSO TAKE CHARGE IN ORGANISING IT AS WELL **********

@Hybrid-X
I agree with Malthuss let the members of the thread judge cos thats how is done on other rap battle site .
Thats my own opinion .
Peace

Hydrid X Sup.
Seems the malc just hav to back out of this Tourney cux there is no way i'll battle wit anyone knowin fully well ORACLE99 will be da "Sole" Judge. I think it'll b better we let e'ry one be the judge or better still we specify som ill cats on Nairaland mayb up to 6 of em to be the Judge.

It wont be completely fair if we all depend on Decisions made by a single individual.

PEACE

@MAILMALC

i feel ya man . . . .i think a regular member of this thread should be the judge . . . .well in all fairness i will suggest that WORDSMITH pairs up with ORACLE99 . . wordsmith will be the SOLE judge while Oracle99 will organiz the battle/challenges

i think this is fair enuf


@wordsmith

hommz ,do u accept the offer to be the judge . . .oracle99 will then organiz the battles . . .challenges and he partly give his opinioon /judgement

@Hybrid

i think that's fair enough        but still we need more judges and on a second though RHAPSODY should be included since he don't battle rap.

i'm already in a head battle wit Malthuss. Just sit bck get your self some pop corn nd watch   

@Malthuss
aiight hava  nice time @ wrk

If i judge, that means i won't battle. if i battle, that means i can't judge.

I second mailmalc, no way oracle99 should be made judge. Hybrid, I believe the person who judged the previous battle session should make himself known to us.

Better still, let the other members in this tourney judge as well.

And one last thing, let the judgment be detailed, i mean quoting verses and shit. . .

Peace

**CLEARS THROAT,  DA INTRODUCTION
(i don't battle mayb because i'm battle itself)

Who's who that wants a contest wit me, malthuss**u?
even if u are a cheetah my flows clearly out~runs u

Mailmalc da Dopest Versus Malthus tha Hopeless
my swords eraze your future like ugly dark models

drop lines that claw your voice makes u entirely dumb
go ask your b*tch she could testify i'm second to none

i am d lyrical crowned king been there since beginnin
spit words that strip malthuss naked like ho's in bikinis

like a *rap boss i preach u more sermons dan your*pastors
alright boy *malthus i've had enough of your *mouth-talks
respect your rap elders because definately your *mouth sucks
u battling battle itself surely early suicide b d outcome

gats mo shots lik b'ball always aim for 3 pointers
for no fee i execute malthus and those free jointers

my path is traceless u can't locate me even wit a map
stil on my throne hopin u've learnt from me, get back ASAP
Malthuss u're officially welcome to malc's class of rap

@Heyo

Am inviting u 4 a challenge ,If u down get ur self a gun right .
Peace

hey yall i can see that some of you guys are offended cos i dissed someone by calling mom and pops,,, even in freestyle friday they call names, pops and moms names i mean  , we all need to understand that this is just fun, we do not in anyway mean what we say or rap or freestyle about.we just wanna have fun thats all, as per some niggas saying this is not organised or someone shld be the judge .i think thats cool cos even the judges on ff friday get dissed too.  so let someone organise this and lets have a non participation judge, cos my mouth is itching , nuff respect to all of yo niggas hybrid, matthiias ,mailmac,saucekid, jerrymania ,oracle , in fact all of you , i just wanna have fun and while away time , thats all, i apologise to all who felt offended by what i thot was just a fun thing to do , nothing personal yall.
-bolaji

@bolajiboak
hello sup? we cool wit ya dude much respect.

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@wordsmith

ok pls be the judge . . . that means u dont battle . . .kool then . . . .seems alot of da mcs dont have the slightest confidence in oracle99's judgement . .but i want to make it clear that oracle99 wont judge he is only going to be responsible for organising the battles thats all , but i have no ochoice than to concurr to what the people want THE VOICE OF MEN IS THE VOICE OF GOD . . oracle99 is OUT then. . . .if mailmalc is seconded to be a judge . .then he wont battle at all . . .really look forward to mailmalc vs malthuss . . .for real . . . . WORDSMITH'S THE JUDGE . . . as per the dude that was the judge at the last tourney . . .he is a friend (a colleague at the office/hiphop fan) . . he is willing to step in . .but he will have to register as a member on nairaland first . . .thats no problem . . that will be done before the end of the day . .i think its fair enuf he comes in as the organiser of the battles and also co-judge to the battles as well . . . .

I GUESS THIS FAIR ENUF . . . will register him right away . . . .h e is right hurr with me . . .get back toy'all

@ Hybrid
It was an invitation for malthuss to battle me.Wud is,bin out of dis site for a long time, COS I wanted to quit dis battle shit.Plus hv bin quit busy wit ma hurstle.Anywayz,da god aka kgod is back tell dem boys to beware.
@malthuss
U just bought ursef one way ticket to see lucifer  

Ma wuds artillery attacks
never sporadic stays steady wen I spit it
serve lines illmatic illbliss ryhmns acidic
I destroy wacks pin-point malthuss to bury
Bleep modesty u still a puny bonnie
thug slash sissy u more of a wrinkled pu**y
a babie puppy smile at ur name malp*ss[y]
wack bastard ma style is crasily spiffy
Bleep ur hurstle I hurstle pretty feisty
step 2 me U officially gon cash and carry
serve u one way ticket to the pearly gates
cost of war ur generations burn in flames
enslave u wack 2 ma artistry mastery
Bleep warring u are under fire 4 rap felony
son hurstle backwards 'cos ur punchlines ain't shit to me
am pearchy create more drama dan Da VINCI
rap poetic crack ur nuts wit sound delivery
contest me ur sunshine flows be in perplexity
me Da majesty even ur unborn seeds bow before me
numero uno ur gurls gives me MouthAction
I expand her ochie enuff to diminish ur ego
wen I come
ma semen bullets spray her body like she was dialo
son Bleep ur bimbo she ain't worth 50kobo
as a matter of fact uz a fcukin mofo
a bitch in disguise uz a fcukin lesbo[lesbian]
Bleep a throwback dis be a fcukin knockout
get back at me I'ma bury u alive six deep
so long faker U sure ain't tight enuff for a fckin repeat              

@ Malp*ss[y]


@ wordsmith
I already know u are tight.knew from the days wen u was still gbade.x. Except if u wanna battle for fun,no sweats holla at ur BOY.Pls state a time plus a day COS I love to do da shit live.Cheers

@ Hybrid
It was an invitation for malthuss to battle me.Wud is,bin out of dis site for a long time, COS I wanted to quit dis battle shit.Plus hv bin quit busy wit ma hurstle.Anywayz,da god aka kgod is back tell dem boys to beware.
@malthuss
U just bought ursef one way ticket to see lucifer  

Ma wuds artillery attacks
never sporadic stays steady wen I spit it
serve lines illmatic illbliss ryhmns acidic
I destroy wacks pin-point malthuss to bury
Bleep modesty u still a puny bonnie
thug slash sissy u more of a wrinkled pu**y
a babie puppy smile at ur name malp*ss[y]
wack bastard ma style is crasily spiffy
Bleep ur hurstle I hurstle pretty feisty
step 2 me U officially gon cash and carry
serve u one way ticket to the pearly gates
cost of war ur generations burn in flames
enslave u wack 2 ma artistry mastery
Bleep warring u are under fire 4 rap felony
son hurstle backwards 'cos ur punchlines ain't shit to me
am pearchy create more drama dan Da VINCI
rap poetic crack ur nuts wit sound delivery
contest me ur sunshine flows be in perplexity
me Da majesty even ur unborn seeds bow before me
numero uno ur gurls gives me MouthAction
I expand her ochie enuff to diminish ur ego
wen I come
ma semen bullets spray her body like she was dialo
son Bleep ur bimbo she ain't worth 50kobo
as a matter of fact uz a fcukin mofo
a bitch in disguise uz a fcukin lesbo[lesbian]
Bleep a throwback dis be a fcukin knockout
get back at me I'ma bury u alive six deep
so long faker U sure ain't tight enuff for a fckin repeat              

@ Malp*ss[y]


@ wordsmith
I already know u are tight.knew from the days wen u was still gbade.x. Except if u wanna battle for fun,no sweats holla at ur BOY.Pls state a time plus a day COS I love to do da shit live.Cheers

@ Hybrid
word up? ma 1st time to meet u online.Nice thread bro

@ Hybrid
hey bro,gats to roll.Hope we meet soon.Cheers man.

Aight then, i'll be the judge. . . Lord knows i want to battle, but i just gotta lay down my artillery. . .damn, wishing Christino was 'ere.

But on a serious note though, i've got scores to settle and have been planning a bloody fray - Malthuss, mailmalc, kgoddie, heyo are all in the bloody mix . But then, that'll be for another time. . .

@ obedz,

if you was sleeping and dreaming about beating me, better wake up and apologise

lyrically i storm you more like desert storm
technically i carve you/make you stiff as stone
i'd cum in yo mouth/make you suck on ma d!ck
yo mama tasted fine/she could swear i was so sweet
basically, ma shotgun's tucked under ma sleeve
i blast you out with 5' o's/no make that six
i'm a stand tall nigga/you know i be sittin on top
to numbskullz like u/i remain your God
rap floor's ma dinner hall
feed on ill emcees/like krenshaw
when i be thru
niggas in yo hood/be like man,whatsup?
in yo hood
blood spillin/niggaz dying/mamas crying
mobb don is here/aint gat no feelin
i said it b4/i'm a say it again
i aint 9ice/you still taste to me like frenchfries

the T.K.O ur funeral byatch

I'll depose the fake wordsmith
let the world appreciate a real rap bitch
what is this?
Raps as deadly as syphilis
Proffered wise words, they wouldn't listen
so I'll give myself permission
to administer a lyrical beating
I'm outta your reach,
Forget about defeating me
I know I'm nice, admit you're feeling me
A female mic smith who does it for no profit
string raps together cos I love it
How big would it be of me
If I let this bitch lose to a puppy?
Spit your best lines
Let's be judged by the public
See how they back away like you had the colic
heed the advice boy, stop performing



Just a taster,

@ wordsmith,

where you at man?

a stingy @rse b*tch just launched some deadly RPG on yo hide man

do you want me to step up or not

@everyone
the dude that was the judge for the last tourney has finally been registered on the nairaland . . .he goes by zephyrr . . . he will be organising this joint plus he will also be the judge


@wordsmith

bro ,i think i will robbing everyone including myself of a tyte show if u aint gonnna battle . . . i think i have no other choice than to let u off as a judge and let u battle . . . . a lot of cats are taking advantage of the fact that u aint going to battle . . .i can see some peeps already throwing punches at ya . . . i mean punches below the belt . . . . hommz lets give the job of SOLE JUDGE AND ORGANISER OF THIS TOURNEY TO ZEPHYRR
he was up to the task the last time . . . dont u agree with me?

ok then . . . lets i end at this point . . . .

look out for zephyrr . . . . .aight

@EVERYONE

Twenty -one gun shot salute to the soljas out there,much repect .Lets get the game rolling.i detect real venom spitting.

my job is strictly to organise this joint which includes pairing every fighter,i am also going to be the judge.Trust me,my judgements going to be OBJECTIVE.

LETS GET TO BUSINESS THEN

So, based on what u have read so far?

"STAR WARZ"

The story so far . . . . . . . . .

For every mc that burns another mc earns himself ONE-BAR.For now only two mcs have earned a bar each.they are

ALEXPISSU FOR DEFEATING BOLAJIBOAK (Congrats alex)

MALTHUSS FOR KNOCKING OUT KGODDIE (Congrats malthuss)


In the main tyme there are iNVITATIONS  to battle

ALEXPISSU VS HAYO

MAILMALC VS MALTHUSS

AFROCYNIC VS WORDSMITH


VACANT MCS FOR BATTLE
hybrid-x,saucekid,obedz


R.I.P
JIBOLA

then lets get this thread cracking

i wonder is seun admin has a nuclear bunker to hide in, cos from the look of things, this thread and Nairaland as a whole is about to be nuked to kingdom come

i got me helmet and sheild on to battle any ill emcee that plans to take me on

STAR WARS, GALACTIC SHOWDOWN, LETS GET CRACKING

@zephhyr
zephhyr or zephhyr or what the heck ur name is
how could u say alex defeated me when i havent replied him
anyways for the records this is my official diss to alexpissu

@@alexpissu
hail bolaji for spiitin fire and brimstones stones
bjpumpin wait aka 'bolaji'
i come with da flows of a thousand gangstas
wanksta stay the Bleep away from backstabs
ganja the stick i smoke when am about to smoke ya
orgy the shit i feel when i was about to diss ya
alex wanna battle a repetitive gangsta?
i wasnt part of the original hamster
eno star wars shit my brain is flabbergastin
or better still niggas am hallucinating
playahatin in anticipation of ur crucifixion
diction nigga try to correct ma language
eno my tongue is a verbal harassment
vocally am gonn expose ur anus
not here , in a planet named plutora
for the rhyme remove da 'r' and the'a' ya
shanis remove the is and replace the 'e' up
geed-up, u get the name of a wrestling gangsta
clotheslining am about to bury u , tombstone
stones? damn am gonna stone ya head cold
stone cold ?rattle u like a snake called rattle
born to battle like my name was in the middle
eagle my claws will fingerprint ur thumbprints
ma printer will paint ur penis
exit can ya all show him where the door at ?

this battle is officially started , zepphyr get me an opponent .i want in and i demand an official battle and fair competition with any mc up in here

bjpumpin the illest

@afrocynic

sounds like ur a female ?
and a female so ill on the freestyle ?
common i wanna battle u afrocynic ?
ur down with that ?
or u wanna lay low like
mode nine laid for ghetto p?
holla back

bolajibaok