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The Real Life Cycle by dm(m): 10:30pm On Mar 17, 2006
The most unfair thing about life is the way it
ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot
of your time. What do you get at the end of it?
A death. What's that, a bonus?

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, get it out of the way.
Then you live in an old age home.

You get kicked out when you're too young, you get
a gold watch when you go to work. You work forty
years until you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement!

You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you
get ready for high school! You go to grade school,
you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a little baby, you
go back into the womb, you spend your last nine
months floating, you finish off as a gleam.
Re: The Real Life Cycle by Free(f): 11:55pm On Mar 17, 2006
is dis a joke, cuz am not laughing undecided
Re: The Real Life Cycle by idiot(m): 3:36am On Mar 18, 2006
yes. . . .apparently you are not jaded enough to understand its hillarity
Re: The Real Life Cycle by spikelord(m): 12:20am On Mar 19, 2006
undecided undecided undecided
Re: The Real Life Cycle by Free(f): 3:05pm On Mar 19, 2006
yes. . . .apparently you are not jaded enough to understand its hillarity

is still not funny, @idiot u got a weird sense of humor tongue
Re: The Real Life Cycle by dm(m): 12:19am On Mar 20, 2006
Free:

is still not funny, @idiot u got a weird sense of humor tongue


i dont think so, it's funny cos everything is in reverse, there's humour in it. wink
Re: The Real Life Cycle by Free(f): 5:04pm On Mar 20, 2006
sorry dm , but no theres NOT!!!
Re: The Real Life Cycle by idiot(m): 12:25am On Mar 24, 2006
Free:

sorry dm , but no theres NOT!!!

You still don't understand Free. . .I already told you, you are not jaded enough to get the joke. You will not understand it anytime soon, so what is the point of trying to argue with those who do?
Re: The Real Life Cycle by Seun(m): 12:55am On Mar 24, 2006
It's a nice one.
Re: The Real Life Cycle by mide2(f): 12:52am On Mar 25, 2006
This is the most fantastic joke i've seen on nairaland, it's really nice.
It would be interesting to have the lifecycle upside down. FREE, maybe if u read it all over again u'll catch the gist because u're missing out on it.
Re: The Real Life Cycle by Free(f): 12:55am On Mar 25, 2006
lol am not quick-witted at times, grin grin
Re: The Real Life Cycle by Rhodalyn(f): 12:57am On Mar 25, 2006
:d :d
Re: The Real Life Cycle by mide2(f): 1:18am On Mar 25, 2006
never mind FREE, sometimes one has got to read the jokes over before getting the idea.
Re: The Real Life Cycle by Free(f): 1:23am On Mar 25, 2006
yeaaaa undecided undecided undecided grin

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