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| The Real Life Cycle by dm(m): 10:30pm On Mar 17, 2006 |
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch when you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement! You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school! You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating, you finish off as a gleam. |
| Re: The Real Life Cycle by Free(f): 11:55pm On Mar 17, 2006 |
is dis a joke, cuz am not laughing  |
| Re: The Real Life Cycle by idiot(m): 3:36am On Mar 18, 2006 |
yes. . . .apparently you are not jaded enough to understand its hillarity |
| Re: The Real Life Cycle by spikelord(m): 12:20am On Mar 19, 2006 |
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| Re: The Real Life Cycle by Free(f): 3:05pm On Mar 19, 2006 |
yes. . . .apparently you are not jaded enough to understand its hillarity is still not funny, @idiot u got a weird sense of humor  |
| Re: The Real Life Cycle by dm(m): 12:19am On Mar 20, 2006 |
Free: i dont think so, it's funny cos everything is in reverse, there's humour in it.  |
| Re: The Real Life Cycle by Free(f): 5:04pm On Mar 20, 2006 |
sorry dm , but no theres NOT!!! |
| Re: The Real Life Cycle by idiot(m): 12:25am On Mar 24, 2006 |
Free: You still don't understand Free. . .I already told you, you are not jaded enough to get the joke. You will not understand it anytime soon, so what is the point of trying to argue with those who do? |
| Re: The Real Life Cycle by Seun(m): 12:55am On Mar 24, 2006 |
It's a nice one. |
| Re: The Real Life Cycle by mide2(f): 12:52am On Mar 25, 2006 |
This is the most fantastic joke i've seen on nairaland, it's really nice. It would be interesting to have the lifecycle upside down. FREE, maybe if u read it all over again u'll catch the gist because u're missing out on it. |
| Re: The Real Life Cycle by Free(f): 12:55am On Mar 25, 2006 |
lol am not quick-witted at times,  |
| Re: The Real Life Cycle by Rhodalyn(f): 12:57am On Mar 25, 2006 |
:d :d |
| Re: The Real Life Cycle by mide2(f): 1:18am On Mar 25, 2006 |
never mind FREE, sometimes one has got to read the jokes over before getting the idea. |
| Re: The Real Life Cycle by Free(f): 1:23am On Mar 25, 2006 |
yeaaaa |
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