La Parisienne:

My man can take care of himself, there' s no need for me to say much here. But if you must know, MarcAnthon is the choosen one. He is the best man, and he won the epic battle.

My Papi has class, there's no need for him to flaunt pictures of fugly clothes and shoes. He won my attention in a sophisticated way, like a true gentleman.

Bruv, you better start warming up to your in-law

Someone is jealous. How him take be aka gum? Didn't you see the list of things he planned for us? Has a man ever written a classy poem for you? Go back a few pages and see what my Papi wrote for me . Please go and get your own handle before it's too late. Lol

@james

U won't want to try nonsense wud ya?

Pls you can always borrow my Machete if he tries bullshitology. . . I call it cutty. It cuts anything cut-able!

Idowuogbo:





@james

U won't want to try nonsense wud ya?

~Killz~:



Pls you can always borrow my Machete if he tries bullshitology. . . I call it cutty. It cuts anything cut-able!

~Killz~:

This is for any Intruder to my La Pear's happiness!

Dyt:

erm cuddler
did u say me n May?

annawhite:

sexkill no mind am
Na aka gum him be!!!

Keep pasting and la pear will kick your  peom azs to d curb!

Idowuogbo:

Hmmmmm ama switch dis up  

La mamasita dat was mean poor May.

Mayboo come for hugs mama Badosky got u,deres so much to love around U d obstacles lies within U.Saying that tho I see in u something extraordinary, so ama put up  a surveillance on U till am ready to tell U wassup  

La Parisienne:

My man can take care of himself, there' s no need for me to say much here. But if you must know, MarcAnthon is the choosen one. He is the best man, and he won the epic battle.

My Papi has class, there's no need for him to flaunt pictures of fugly clothes and shoes. He won my attention in a sophisticated way, like a true gentleman.

Bruv, you better start warming up to your in-law

Mayflowa:

I can't believe you said this La Parisienne. You dont talk like this! This isn't you. When you were with me, ur language was couth. You appreciated efforts and gifts.
What has come over you baby? I forgive you. Come back dearie. Come back my Cinderella

NB: I have had the rare opportunity of seeing Marc profile. You really need to see it! I dont want to say much! Dont be swayed by youtube music and copied poems baby. Let him speak his hrt. Remember, I taught him was he is doing now!

Flashaldrin:

Hahaha, id haf vex. So since wey you dey run around with other guys, you no see any bad thing for there, now my guy wan do im own, you dey shine eye na so you be player reach??

ucheike:

Just arrange a 0rgy for valentines day, some females can take up to 3 guys e.g Idowuogbo

ucheike:

Nairaland and shakara girls, Idowuogbo no need to be rude, you still have not developed feminine traits since you left your mothers house?

ucheike:

Get lost too, ashawo

ucheike:

I don't have sisters, but you and your mumsie are LovePeddlers, you inherited that   

Hey, fool! What gives thee the monumental audacity to banter with my e-mama? Did you smoke your mess this morning?

Hahahahaa. *run to hide*
*on a second thought* What is the life worth without La Parisienne? l lived for nothing but her. She is the begining and the last! A live is north worthing living until there is something/someone to die for. In this case, La Parisienne is it. I lay down my life for you.

This is love
That will bleed
To bring you mercy and set you free.

lola.luv:

@ucheike
That was uncalled for. Seriously!

ucheike:

How much does she charge you?

Flashaldrin:

Hahaha, id haf vex. So since wey you dey run around with other guys, you no see any bad thing for there, now my guy wan do im own, you dey shine eye na so you be player reach??

Van snickers:

Cool, I choose Cuddlemii.

Idowuogbo:


Sharrap dia and keep hoping ur val accepts u, who was running around? Mr oga u dey mistake ur hand bag qualities join give me ni? face ur market "Mr honey let me wash ur undies"