yeaah

Woman wrapper

Me no fit.

Do the work? carry the outcome?

debest1:

so u r not willing to compromise then?

ure not going to compromise for me.
so no

platinumnk:

ure not going to compromise for me.
so no

awwwwwwwwww there was me thinking that you are my dream Nigerian woman,

debest1:

awwwwwwwwww there was me thinking that you are my dream Nigerian woman,

so i can work late nights and cook and clean for u, bathe the kids, while u expect me to perform wifely duties in the bedroom?

when all u do is scratch ur hairy belly?

Naw i'll pass.

platinumnk:

so i can work late nights and cook and clean for u, bathe the kids, while u expect me to perform wifely duties in the bedroom?

when all u do is scratch ur hairy belly?

Naw i'll pass.

ok i'll do the cooking and bathe the kids; would you bathe me then?

debest1:

ok i'll do the cooking and bathe the kids; would you bathe me then?

now are u lying to me. . . dont make me fall in luff

u just said u cant do what the man is doing in the picture

Sure, I bathe u . . . as long as u aint hairy

platinumnk:

now are u lying to me. . . dont make me fall in luff

u just said u cant do what the man is doing in the picture

Sure, I bathe u . . . as long as u aint hairy

dont tell me u dont like hairy guys! well u can be my barber as well

Kooooooooool  
let freedom begin. Alright brothers get ready to do the dishes and carry baby on ur back, grab ur portfolio and head for work  

debest1:

dont tell me u dont like hairy guys! well u can be my barber as well

Chai! i'll hand u the clippers.

So we agree?
You'll be my dream nigerian husband for me?

platinumnk:

Chai! i'll hand u the clippers.

So we agree?
You'll be my dream nigerian husband for me?

hmmmm are u asking? we'll have to agree on the conditions sha oooo, afterall if i spend all the energy with chores how i go fit fire babe like u for night ?

debest1:

hmmmm are u asking? we'll have to agree on the conditions sha oooo, afterall if i spend all the energy with chores how i go fit fire babe like u for night ?

dont worry ill be the gasoline that fuel ur fire

so ure my dream nigerian man?

so who come be who? who dey fire and who won engineer dey firing?

debest1:

hmmmm are u asking? we'll have to agree on the conditions sha oooo, afterall if i spend all the energy with chores how i go fit fire babe like u for night ?

100% yes, i.m looking 4ward to firing the engine already

debest1:

100% yes, i.m looking 4ward to firing the engine already

so we getting married abi?

I want a huge traditional wedding with spreading of money to the entire village
U have to buy my father 2 big cows, and the Reverend Father a car.

So u good for that?

If yes, we'll marry as soon as u can say I do!

platinumnk:

so we getting married abi?

I want a huge traditional wedding with spreading of money to the entire village
U have to buy my father 2 big cows, and the Reverend Father a car.

So u good for that?

If yes, we'll marry as soon as u can say I do!

wow all that expense, what do i get in return? I hope i get a good return 4 my investments ooooo

debest1:

wow all that expense, what do i get in return? I hope i get a good return 4 my investments ooooo

of course naw, 
Y ou will gain:  a faithful wife
                       a kind and caring wife
                       a hardworking woman
                       a lovely wife
                       a fuel to ur engine
                       

And it will remain so as long as you do as u previously agreed:
No amount can be worth all these, infact be happy; Im giving u a discount!!

platinumnk:

of course naw,
Y ou will gain: a faithful wife
a kind and caring wife
a hardworking woman
a lovely wife
a fuel to ur engine


And it will remain so as long as you do as u previously agreed:
No amount can be worth all these, infact be happy; Im giving u a discount!!

hmmmmm i want more for,

debest1:

hmmmmm i want more for,

what more do u want.
hmmm maybe ill retract my offer. . .

my dream nigerian man wont be asking for more than i can offer.

platinumnk:

what more do u want.
hmmm maybe ill retract my offer. . .

my dream nigerian man wont be asking for more than i can offer.

i want it ALL!!!

debest1:

i want it ALL!!!

Key word is what I have to offer.

I cannot promise u everything

platinumnk:

Key word is what I have to offer.

I cannot promise u everything

OK I DO
u r now officially MY AFRICAN QUEEN

debest1:

OK I DO
u r now officially MY AFRICAN QUEEN

uhh wait.
wheres my traditional wedding

u think u get into this honey for free

oya, start

as soon as thats done, then Im yours

platinumnk:

uhh wait.
wheres my traditional wedding

u think u get into this honey for free

oya, start

as soon as thats done, then Im yours

i dont know about free, i just hope i get to taste the honey sha,

debest1:

i dont know about free, i just hope i get to taste the honey sha,

nothing in life is free. . .
i have to have 10 cows
                        40 chickens
                        10 bushels of vegetable seed
                         05 housemaids for myself
                          1 Pitch black (complete with Black 22' Acer Rims) Range Rover

Thats not to much to ask, I know

See u soon hubby , dont forget to pack money for my village ppl o

platinumnk:

nothing in life is free. . .
i have to have 10 cows
40 chickens
10 bushels of vegetable seed
05 housemaids for myself
1 Pitch black (complete with Black 22' Acer Rims) Range Rover

Thats not to much to ask, I know

See u soon hubby, dont forget to pack money for my village ppl o

All yours, where do i send them to? i cant wait 2 get my hands on my african queen yum yum yum delicioso

debest1:

All yours, where do i send them to? i cant wait 2 get my hands on my african queen yum yum yum delicioso

and i forgot to add, I am the 'Ada" of the family.

That means u have to pay for the school fees of my 4 siblings.

I know u got that

Thanks

platinumnk:

and i forgot to add, I am the 'Ada" of the family.

That means u have to pay for the school fees of my 4 siblings.

I know u got that

Thanks

men this honey had better be sweet ooooo, ahhh the expense alone na waya,

debest1:

men this honey had better be sweet ooooo, ahhh the expense alone na waya,

it is the sweetest

@topic
It's good to dream

poster don use laugh kill me this night ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh only say this cough nor let me laugh am well.

platinumnk:

it is the sweetest

well the proof of the honey would be in the tasting abi?