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Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Nobody: 12:12am On Feb 08, 2012
@booqee. . . Wetin concern u? C'mon! will u run into d kitchen angry angry
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Kinezeala(m): 12:13am On Feb 08, 2012
booqee . . . Fine i would do that but only on one condition.
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Kinezeala(m): 12:16am On Feb 08, 2012
donkolo, so me and you don deg drag woman?
My wife for that matter.
If you can claim my wife what cant you do?
Vely vely soon me and you go dey drag my joy-stick.
Mumu boy.
Mtchew!!
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Nobody: 12:19am On Feb 08, 2012
Er. Booqee. Wu u go follow? Speak up mk i know d kin river i dey swin. Weda e shallow or e deep
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Kinezeala(m): 12:25am On Feb 08, 2012
na wa o,
your mates dey swim, you na swin you dey swin.
Mumu boy.
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Nobody: 12:33am On Feb 08, 2012
@kin . . . Er . . U know i just brought it down to d lèvel u will comprehend. Lol cheesy
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by skales(m): 12:36am On Feb 08, 2012
booqee:

Kinzeala, i advise u shouldn't join NJPC. Their members have coma. Skales is too stale and he's very proud and arrogant too.  Sutoboy is too abusive and insulting. And d both of them are dry posters. grin cool Ekeroyal is. . .errmm. . .i've not yet seen his flaw, but he will have.
Kinzeala i think u should join PROJAN. tongue

Biiitch

Don't let me insult your father, he did'nt do me anything
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Kinezeala(m): 12:41am On Feb 08, 2012
donkolo lol

scales you be mugu . . Will you stop talking to my woman like that?
Mtchew!!
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Nobody: 12:41am On Feb 08, 2012
Laff wan kill me 4 hia oo. Skales hahaha.
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by skales(m): 12:48am On Feb 08, 2012
I don't like talking to mediocres like the two modafucckers above me


Exits thread
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Nobody: 12:51am On Feb 08, 2012
Dont let me insult ur papa he did nothing to me angry angry grin . Young stales
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Kinezeala(m): 12:52am On Feb 08, 2012
skales your . . .
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by skales(m): 12:55am On Feb 08, 2012
Everyday I try to make people happy but what I gt in returns na hate and jealousy


Why me?
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Kinezeala(m): 12:59am On Feb 08, 2012
Skales na your anthem/slogan be that?
Each time you dont have anything else to say you go just paste that reply.
Mtchew!!
Get a rest jor!!
Your head don full.
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by skales(m): 1:04am On Feb 08, 2012
Kinezarr

Go hug electric poll

Steewpid gaayYy
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Nobody: 1:23am On Feb 08, 2012
Abeg kineze na God go bless u. I bin wan ask sef. "
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by ekeroyal(m): 7:33am On Feb 08, 2012
ok, I can see the radiator of some people here has out of water. Let me help you before you lose you engines guys & gals

A man and his wife were arguing what gender enjoys S.ex more. Here's the dialog

MAN: Men enjoy it & use women as the tool for satisfaction.
WIFE: False, it's you the men that are toys for gratification.
MAN: Can you expatiate?
WIFE: Sure! Now if your ear itches you, you put a finger in there for some times and takes it out. At the end who feels better. Ear or Finger?
MAN: em! em!

What do you think Nairalanders?
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Kinezeala(m): 8:06am On Feb 08, 2012
Eke you are good!
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by ekeroyal(m): 8:27am On Feb 08, 2012
Kinezeala:

Eke you are good!
Yw bro., tnx but in sincerity only one's good. You know him. We all try to be.
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Kinezeala(m): 9:04am On Feb 08, 2012
i retract that statement.
Behave like i didnt say that.
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by sutoboy(m): 9:38am On Feb 08, 2012
Kinezeala:

donkolo lol

scales you be mugu . . Will you stop talking to my woman like that?
Mtchew!!



u re insulting my broda?

in the same hood?

na woman dey mak u insult am like that?

u re not allow in NPJC!

we no dey fyt for woman!
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Nobody: 10:04am On Feb 08, 2012
Suto who b ur english teacher? Pls summon him i need to hv few words cheesy
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by sutoboy(m): 10:07am On Feb 08, 2012
iu re fool!

mak i com dey crack my head cos i wan comment abi?
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Nobody: 10:19am On Feb 08, 2012
Sha its not ur fault most yoruba pipo hv problems speaking english. Pls am not a tribalist its wat iv noticed . embarassed
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by sutoboy(m): 10:23am On Feb 08, 2012
i knw now!shebi u bi TV guy?ode oshi,oponu,no bi yoruba land u dey so?


aint ur fault anyway!
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Nobody: 10:31am On Feb 08, 2012
Suto i didnt insult u now embarassed embarassed .
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by sutoboy(m): 11:03am On Feb 08, 2012
where is ur boss?
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Kinezeala(m): 11:21am On Feb 08, 2012
donkolo,
shey you saw the bomb wey the guy detonate?
Suto do you have any link with Boko?
See my head o
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by sutoboy(m): 11:27am On Feb 08, 2012
Kinezeala:

donkolo,
shey you saw the bomb wey the guy detonate?
Suto do you have any link with Boko?
See my head o


smile let me clear ur thinking faculty!

dont use past tense with pigin English!

u sef wan correct person?
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Kinezeala(m): 11:30am On Feb 08, 2012
Pidgin and not pigin.
Mtchew
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Kinezeala(m): 11:37am On Feb 08, 2012
'dont use past tense with pigin English'
imagine!
Bunmioguns even try pass you.
Intelligent mugu!
Re: Njpc : Wanna Be A Member by Nobody: 11:45am On Feb 08, 2012
@kine . . . I see d dynamite oo. But i sharperly tk cover grin grin

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