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Valentine, Wake Up Guys! by Nobody: 10:07am On Feb 10, 2012 |
I don't know if our Naija babes don't read their Bible at all! That verse dat read "Do to others,what u want them to do to u". Isn't it applicable to them? Imagine if A lady shows up @ ur door for val with nothing,it's nothing;, but if a guy does dat, Ayelala(oops!) How can a gal send u boxers n expect BB; A tie and be expecting Brazilian hair? singlet and be expecting IPad 2, cufflinks and be expecting BB Porshce of 400k. They give u nothing and will be expecting an expensive Dinner @ KFC or Chicken republic. Guyz . It should be trade by barter this years Valentine boxers should be exchanged with a pant (G- string), singlet should be exchanged with a Bra, If she gives u a Roll-On buy her "miss -Paris". She gets u a cufflink I beg give her Rubber band to hold her natural hair, she shows @ ur door empty handed, Let her watch NTA or MITV don't let her watch ur subscribed cable(no free thing). If she ask for an expensive dinner,take her to an expensive vigil I.e MFM or CAC to be precise, she gives u a flower,u sef give her broken Igneous rock(all na nature). Its called tit 4 tat. Wise up guys. ![]() ![]() ![]() anyways, i'm not a fan of valentine! ![]() |
Re: Valentine, Wake Up Guys! by Homar(m): 10:59am On Feb 10, 2012 |
If she gives you (happy valetine) give her (same to you) |
Re: Valentine, Wake Up Guys! by Homar(m): 11:14am On Feb 10, 2012 |
If she gives you (happy valetine) give her (same to you) |
Re: Valentine, Wake Up Guys! by Nobody: 11:18am On Feb 10, 2012 |
lol |
Re: Valentine, Wake Up Guys! by Etemma1(m): 11:40am On Feb 10, 2012 |
This is very amusing. nice one, ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Valentine, Wake Up Guys! by Nobody: 11:43am On Feb 10, 2012 |
^^^ tnx Etemma1 ![]() |
Re: Valentine, Wake Up Guys! by akanudo: 2:50pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
Men my guy you too much, |
Re: Valentine, Wake Up Guys! by kaiter: 3:09pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
;DI agree with you.[img]http://www.lzxin.info/g.php[/img] |
Re: Valentine, Wake Up Guys! by Kinezeala(m): 9:22pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
where una dey copy these jokes from sef? Even El Guava post em own version. Na wa o! |
Re: Valentine, Wake Up Guys! by Nobody: 9:26pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
na wa oo u too like to dey find attention sef! laff and commend jhorr!!! ![]() |
Re: Valentine, Wake Up Guys! by ImperialMcHael(m): 11:22pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
control + c and control + v with a litle editing, nice job |
Re: Valentine, Wake Up Guys! by Nobody: 9:29am On Feb 11, 2012 |
^^^ na u knw ooo post ur own, make we see! mtcheww! ![]() |
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