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| El's Latest Dropz by Nobody: 9:38am On Feb 13, 2012 |
The New Recruit A few weeks after a young man had been employed; he was called into the Human Resources administrator's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the personnel officer asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had three years experience. Now I have discovered this is the first position you've ever held." "True," the young man answered with a smile, "in your advertisement you said you wanted a person with imagination."  Norfolk Virginia Police in Norfolk, Virginia, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message ' He's lying' was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the 'lie detector' was working, the suspect confessed Newspaper boy: A newspaper boy was standing on the corner with a large pile of papers, shouting, "Read all about it. Twenty five people cheated. Twenty five people cheated." Intrigued, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. What he saw was yesterday's paper. The man said, "Hey, this is an old paper, where's the story about the big swindle?" The newspaper boy ignored him and went on yelling out, "Read all about it. Twenty six people cheated."  Out of the mouths: Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question?" Son: "Who threw the blackboard duster at the teacher?” Do Have a Nice Day |
| Re: El's Latest Dropz by realsammie(m): 11:40pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
not funny  |
| Re: El's Latest Dropz by swtchicgurl: 3:36pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
the last one was cool  |
| Re: El's Latest Dropz by Nobody: 5:25pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
Thanks Dearie  - |
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