boyo44: Phone rings........
Mourinho picks the phone
Mou: who is on the Line
Ancelotti: It is me your friend Carlo Ancelotti
Mourinho: how is everythings in Spain
Ancelotti : Things are hot I don't even know
whether
Real will sack me or not
Mou: You burstad! You deserve to be sacked.
How can you allow di maria to join those
people.
Carlo: It wasn't my call, Perez decides who
leaves
Mou: come on get off. Oniro buruku, lier! Can't
you influence him? Or you just wanna punish
me here
Ancelotti: But i thought you are leading on the
table
Mou: leading what! That one con mean weytin?
Why didnt you sign falcao, those guys have
bought Falcao and you know what he can do
when he is annoyed.
Carlo: Eyaa sorry o! Jose, i thought i took
Chicharito who knows Cech weakness. So you
have to praise me for releasing that burden
from you.
Mou: Taking away chicharito and replaccing it
with Falcao! Now i know how wicked you are.
Olori buruku, oloshi, ota aje, Danhiska onyinoshi
omo irankiran, bad belle, enemy of progress
Carlo: haha! On top weytin now, wey you con
dey curse me with Mikel language or you don
forget say no be only you coach Mikel
Mou: No o, i was just....
Carlo: you are just wetin? Cut the crap mehn!
Anytime i bench mikel at chelsea he use to talk
like that. By the way, how manage, you seems
to understand the language more than i do
Mou: you know mikel is now a perpetual bench
warmer and am always with my tape recorder
Carlo: Anyway how is wenger?
Mou: what do you expect from him, he likes
drawing.
Carlo : what about my ex, Ozil
Mou: haaaahaaa! carlo you are funny.
Carlo: how jose?
Mou: He is flopping everyday since he left Real,
he is a lazy player you know without Kedirah
and Alonzo he can't play in the midfield, he is
now opperating from the wing with no goal and
asist. Beryen may soon come 4 him
Carlo: what about the new thiery henry, welbeck
Mou: welbeck? 29 goals in 142 BPL? He is now
the only news i use in consoling myself abt
Maria and Falcao issue, because i know wenger
will nt sell him, he is young and so is Sanogo.
Vaan Gaal too clever walahi
Carlo: my friend i just call to tell you that
Ronaldo is on his way to Old Trafford again o.
Mourinho just fell down and {faints}.
Carlo: hello hello.....
Mou's P.A: who is that and what did you told
my boss?
Carlo: we were just discursing
Mou P.A: what the hell were you discursing
with him? My boss said oh...oh...
Ro~nal~do...not again
Carlo: hahahaha... Come on put him on the
dahm phone, am nt done with my discursion
P.A: He has gone
Carlo: gone?
P.A: I mean he was carried away in an
ambulance when he fainted after calling
ronaldo's name
Carlo: haaaahaaaahaaa. When he is back from
hospital tell him Perez needed the services of
Harzad and cech at Real madrid the next
summer
P.A: Alright, copy that sire
Carlo: But make sure his personal doctor and a
speciaslist doctor which you must invite are
with him when you are disclosing the news
P.A: Alright sir
Carlo: And they should be there with a cylinder
of oxgen, an ambulance, four Red cross officials
and a golden casket
P.A: What the hell is a casket doing there?
Carlo: Its just a precaution in case he didn't....
P.A: he didn't what hello....hello...hello...
NO BE JOKE O
We shl release the phase 2 of this bulletin
anytime we have developments from ST. Mary's
hospital in London

Lol

YoungDaNaval: Lol

Sorry! Is that leggings you are putting on? Your dp

dopeJemi:

Sorry! Is that leggings you are putting on? Your dp

LOL

afrodoc2:

LOL

YoungDaNaval: Lol

Wicked

dopeJemi:

Sorry! Is that leggings you are putting on? Your dp

Yae. You Gat Any Problem With That?

YoungDaNaval: Yae. You Gat Any Problem With That?

Ah knew it ! Ah knew a straight aßß n*gga won't be spewing ßhit lyke yhu are dhoing .... Dhamn !! yhu fück'n gäy, muan .... And yhu are a younging learning ways of life .... get yhur gày aßß outta this thread.... pünk

dopeJemi:

Sorry! Is that leggings you are putting on? Your dp

Mesef dey look am. E resemble jeggins

Dadehmola:

Mesef dey look am. E resemble jeggins

YoungDaNaval: Yae. You Gat Any Problem With That?

If you mean with you being gay, then yes... Gays are not allowed here

Seems welbeck will never be a good finisher

YoungDaNaval: And Manure Is The Only So Called Top Team Who'll Need To Join Other Small Teams Sit At Home And Watch Arsenal Play 4 The Champion League. Word or Nat?

ac Milan have won the second highest number of champions league.....they r not playing this season too

Arsenal, disgracing england since 1904

dopeJemi:

If you mean with you being gay, then yes... Gays are not allowed here

Lmao! So Putting On Legging Means One Is A Gay? Smh 4 You. Itz Either You're Indirectly Exposing Ya Ass Or Tryna Deviate 4rm The Topic. Itz Crystal Clear!

JayKayMaybachz: Ah knew it ! Ah knew a straight aßß n*gga won't be spewing ßhit lyke yhu are dhoing .... Dhamn !! yhu fück'n gäy, muan .... And yhu are a younging learning ways of life .... get yhur gày aßß outta this thread.... pünk

Stfu! You Aint Making A Point Biatch!

I still never get this Balotelli Hype.

This boy is not better than Emenike.

wat kinda guy wear jeggings?
Na only wmen and gay guys dy wear am.

dopeJemi: Arsenal, disgracing england since 1904

Plz Remind Me The Score Of Manure Vs Mk Don! Lmao

Odunharry: wat kinda guy wear jeggings?
Na only wmen and gay guys dy wear am.

Man, Itz None Of Bis, Itz Ma Way Of Dressing!

Nihilist: I still never get this Balotelli Hype.

This boy is not better than Emenike.

i dy tel u...all he knws his shoot
no skill,finishng sense


he wasnt impressive at d mundial

dortmund 2 vs Arsenal 0

Odunharry: wat kinda guy wear jeggings?
Na only wmen and gay guys dy wear am.

Man, Itz None Of Bis, Itz Ma Way Of Dressing!!

Odunharry:
i dy tel u...all he knws his shoot
no skill,finishng sense


he wasnt impressive at d mundial

His off the ball movement is terrible.

How long is he going to hold on to his 'potential' status?

cc Welbeck

Seems like the only things Ghana does well are butter-bread and shitor

Nihilist:

His off the ball movement is terrible.

How long is he going to hold on to his 'potential' status?

cc Welbeck

Seems like the only things Ghana does well are butter-bread and shitor

....and dunkunu

Dadehmola:

....and dunkunu

I'm dead.

Dont diss my Welbeck abeg. Even though we sold him. I still like him and hope he does well.

YoungDaNaval: Stfu! You Aint Making A Point Biatch!

Lol ... yhu are trout ... get out ... ain't got tyme for püssy like yhu

MrTA:

I'm dead.

Dont diss my Welbeck abeg. Even though we sold him. I still like him and hope he does well.

But when it persistently seems he will always be that useless galloping donkey in front of goal at key moments nko??

Just as I finished typing the above, he balloons the ball into the stands!!

Welbeck is cursed!!!

LVG na winch !! He saw dah ninja ain't a finisher even playing monkey post

Dadehmola: Just as I finished typing the above, he balloons the ball into the stands!!

Welbeck is cursed!!!

Welbeck ain't no striker .... he should be a left wing back or left back

@Luxanne ... how far na ? yhu don dhey see our boi Welbeck so?

balotelli strikes....
the liverpool ghanaian has scored, it remains the arsenal one.