or commit sewcide.

^^

imbesile!

Referee are u blind? There have been an infringement. These jokes players are griping kpekus.

^^
make you sef sharrap!

errm. d match still dey go on ni? dis on i dey warm up,

isn't the match over yet! its past 90mins na!

*jogging round d pitch*

but switchic am still warming up cant u see me?

Thank u

goal!!!

donkollione, u probably are jugging because there's irritation btw ur legs  

Please, watz the score? I av bin pinging sinz

^^ sometyms i wonder wat people think! mtcheww

^^u r getting older, get lost plz,

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

switchic so u know? probably bcus u hv irritation btw ur own leggs too. kurokuro girl

swtchicgirl, whats the score jare?

DONkollione:

switchic so u know? probably bcus u hv irritation btw ur own leggs too. kurokuro girl

i no resemble you na 

dani1luv:

swtchicgirl, whats the score jare?

-3 : -1

dani, talk to me, leave woman out of this! this is guys talk!
talk to me, don't be a coward!

pheeeew!!!

dani talk to me like a man!

what do you expect me to say?

This has been a very very entertaining thread! idowuogbo u are my most intresting female player.y are u for the romance section?u would pass to me as the best for joke   . Bin u try well well,nice one.  

oga go siddon, u be spectator bah?

good boy dani,

wen i talk u, don't talk, ok?

*pulls his thin ears firmly*

I thot u had sense

swtchicgurl:

donkollione, u probably are jugging because there's irritation btw ur legs  

Emmmh lets not go dia ooo,u dey enter me indirectly,i fit forget bottle for ya head ooo.

DAZZLING M:

This has been a very very entertaining thread! idowuogbo u are my most intresting female player.y are u for the romance section?u would pass to me as the best for joke   . Bin u try well well,nice one.  

Bebe I was vouching for jokes section back in d days,but now am on bench wiv d section cus I have to much player haters.U no wen non-talented ragga muffin excrembe and demented onyaras see d razzzofied,swaggaliciously lyrical emere type dey come hating.Romance sect dey ginger my collaboration atm dats y am rolling wiv my EYINMBAS!!!!! I dey feel u jare, chop peck mpkeke!!!!

@dani,

i learnt u had ur brain checked and they found nothing there

but, why na, a whole mod!

lol@ idowuogbo shun u funny, i wonda y we nor get jokes first lady awards?

@okooro
check well, I knw u r blind, but, I recommend jackpot thick laboratory glass

dani1luv:

@okooro
check well, I knw u r blind, but, I recommend jackpot thick laboratory glass

Dani buzz me abeggggg,I wan send u message

DONkollione:

lol@ idowuogbo shun u funny, i wonda y we nor get jokes first lady awards?

Nnayi na so we see am oo,I get days wey I wan enter studio and days I jus wan dey represent TerryG.

goaaaaaal!!

i don score ooo!!

^U see say na person dey do u, I mean u round d pitch chasing ur shadow and u even went as far to score wen goalkeeper and players don leave pitch,it b like say na untop Ps3 u dey play ya own oo.If not,den suppose put rope for ya neck tie u down u are going kuku in ur upstairs.