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Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by dani1luv: 6:32pm On Feb 18, 2012
@id, for real? How do i do dat?
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Idowuogbo(f): 6:41pm On Feb 18, 2012
PM me ur email or buzz me on yim whieva works,I wanna tell u something imporra. cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by IFELEKE(m): 6:54pm On Feb 18, 2012
Substitution ! I wan play cool
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Idowuogbo(f): 6:59pm On Feb 18, 2012
dani1luv:

@id, for real? How do i do dat?
U gat mail Baba! wink cheesy cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by IFELEKE(m): 7:04pm On Feb 18, 2012
Idowu, your face look si-siliar,we don jamm before  
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by dani1luv: 7:10pm On Feb 18, 2012
@id
hehe, i got it en' .replied, cum u like my new boot? grin i dey vex, ah wan burst pesin kpekus
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by xynerise: 7:12pm On Feb 18, 2012
Dani, my jersey short don tear. undecided
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by xynerise: 7:14pm On Feb 18, 2012
Dani, my jersey short don tear. undecided
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Idowuogbo(f): 7:19pm On Feb 18, 2012
IFELEKE:

Idowu, your face look si-siliar,we don jamm before  
Henhen I no no I famous oo,off shirt make I sign u again.Kai paparazzi everywhia I go ayam feelin like Don baba jay.

P.s-wey u no me ooo?  cheesy  grin

dani1luv:

@id
hehe, i got it en' .replied, precipitate u like my new boot? grin i dey vex, ah wan burst pesin kpekus
Yeah saw ur reply notin does we. wink cheesy

As per ur salu bata re,bobo u have bling bling over ur tin tin,gen gen!!!! Dani don wear odechi boot oo,wot happened wiv India will happen again ooo.Ball go begin miss o,Booque biko ring Daddy G O we need him to cleanse dis pitch.I dey fear Danny Young ooo hmmmmmm!
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by dani1luv: 7:21pm On Feb 18, 2012
xynerise. .haha, na ur long kpekus tear am, wetin u sef dey look? Abi u deh watch mojo 4 pitch??
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by xynerise: 7:24pm On Feb 18, 2012
dani1luv:

xynerise. .haha, na ur long kpekus tear am, wetin u sef dey look? Abi u deh watch mojo 4 pitch??
if no be say our last born marry ur eldest sister I for do u something. grin
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by IFELEKE(m): 7:30pm On Feb 18, 2012
@id
he be like say we don jamm for agege yonder under bridge wia we dey use ko-ko wash down agege bread.

@dani,
how u dey,long tym no street
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by ekeroyal(m): 7:42pm On Feb 18, 2012
FYI, Bin how can you start a match when all the players are on one side? How many are there for romance section?

Meanwhile who are the coaches? So poorly organized. *removes my jersey & moves out of camp*
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Idowuogbo(f): 7:49pm On Feb 18, 2012
IFELEKE:

@id
he be like say we don jamm for agege yonder under bridge wia we dey use ko-ko wash down agege bread.

@dani,
how u dey,long tym no street
Dadi etin staggar,defo my lookalike not me.Abi u think Badosky resemble all dis ewa agoyin rice olomi gals for ur area ni,Mr oga e ye mu garri.

ekeroyal:

FYI, Bin how can you start a match when all the players are on one side? How many are there for romance section?

Meanwhile who are the coaches? So poorly organized. *removes my jersey & moves out of camp*
For which information? Bobo u sound like u from Ghana,abeg vamoose jare!
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by ekeroyal(m): 8:20pm On Feb 18, 2012
Idowuogbo:


For which information? Bobo u sound like u from Ghana,abeg vamoose jare!

Till now GHANA is far better than Nigeria in all ramifications, that's why you won't get any space to operate from as a Nigerian in Ghana. You're talking like a precipitate.
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by chelseabmw(m): 8:29pm On Feb 18, 2012
why is my name not there on that list. . . . . . . . Modafuckers embarassed
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by chelseabmw(m): 8:30pm On Feb 18, 2012
I need an explanation for this at once lipsrsealed
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by xynerise: 9:41pm On Feb 18, 2012
^Because u are neither funny nor romantic. grin
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by bingbagbo(m): 6:19am On Feb 19, 2012
* wakes up to realise all was a dream*
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by ekeroyal(m): 6:29am On Feb 19, 2012
bin gbagbo:

* wakes up to realise all was a dream*

What a pity, now you've sent all players of your so-called match into forced dreamland. Now you need deliverance, it must be dengue fever.

*calls Bishop Mikuz to come & deliver him*
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by bingbagbo(m): 6:50am On Feb 19, 2012
eke, good morning!!


long tyme no see
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by ekeroyal(m): 6:55am On Feb 19, 2012
good morning bin or afternoon.
Was observing some 7days shittz thoug & how have ya been with your trojan projan? grin
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by bingbagbo(m): 7:02am On Feb 19, 2012
eke , projan is doing inredibly well as u can see, unlike the other gay clubs.







* spits *
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Nobody: 10:48am On Feb 20, 2012
Dear Gaffer,
         Its with Great apology that i write you with regards to my absence on the game against Nl'S Minnows Romance Sec. Iwas placed incharge of the Undertakers team that had Whitney Houston buried in New Jersey and i couldn't have told you about the trip hence She (Whitney) was Ya Ex.
        I Could Yet be missin' Out on another Qualifier this month as i'll be making an important trip to Enugu to have Ojukwu laid into 6ft [Dont blame me, am an assigned Celebrity Undertaker  wink].
        I promise to make my Prick Er Sorry my Legs Available for the Title Showdown against Sexualty Sec as i wouldn't afford to miss out on the Midfield Nyanshing tussle with their playmaker Ms Chima -- At my absence, you can stil make do with Bukola babes Skimmer Jackpot [He plays with contraceptives On  grin]

With Regards
El Gua[b]p[/b]o [Al Saad Qatar]
Joke Sec F.C Captain
  cool cool cool
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by ekeroyal(m): 11:17am On Feb 20, 2012
bin gbagbo:

eke , projan is doing inredibly well as u can see, unlike the other gay clubs.







* spits *
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Now Bin that is early sign of pregnancy, don't tell me Donko**** succeeded in putting you in the family way embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Nobody: 3:18pm On Feb 20, 2012
ekeroyal:

shocked shocked shocked shocked
Now Bin that is early sign of pregnancy, don't tell me Donko**** succeeded in putting you in the family way embarassed embarassed embarassed


now, i see the night classes u attended isn't paying off! wat a pity! angry
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by bingbagbo(m): 4:41pm On Feb 20, 2012
angry
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by ekeroyal(m): 5:05pm On Feb 20, 2012
otooro:

now, i see the night classes u attended isn't paying off! wat a pity! angry

Screw you Ototooro, I managed to attend night college, you never attended any. Are you not a drawback to the world.
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by bingbagbo(m): 5:25pm On Feb 20, 2012
^^^

2 sttupid dogs! grin
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by xynerise: 5:35pm On Feb 20, 2012
^ and courage d cowardy dog. undecided
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by bingbagbo(m): 5:41pm On Feb 20, 2012
^^^

persona non gratta !!!! angry
Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Nobody: 6:39pm On Feb 20, 2012
^^^ dis one wey ur face squeeze like this,
u beta go do surgery! smiley

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