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Elephant Rapes Man by ituen(m): 5:45pm On Oct 23, 2007
A man goes to a doctor and says " What shall I do? I've just been raped by an elephant!"

The doctor tells him to bend over so he can have a look at his ass. "That's funny!" He says " your asshole is 10 inches wide! I thought elephants only had thin long dicks?"

The man says " Yeah but he fingered me first!"
Re: Elephant Rapes Man by topeteadr(m): 6:35pm On Oct 23, 2007
Ouch!
Re: Elephant Rapes Man by iwajay(m): 7:04pm On Oct 23, 2007
It's confirmed, this Ituen guy has lost it. Guy where do you get these hooks from? U wan make i carry POP for rib?
Re: Elephant Rapes Man by topeteadr(m): 7:06pm On Oct 23, 2007
No don't yet. When ituen has started then you'll be digging your grave.
Re: Elephant Rapes Man by Naijagurly(f): 9:29pm On Oct 23, 2007
this is absolutely outrageous and not even funny!
Re: Elephant Rapes Man by kronkykay(m): 10:59pm On Oct 23, 2007
the doc should put out a thorough examination of the guy's head
he's a blonde!!
Re: Elephant Rapes Man by awa(m): 12:54pm On Oct 24, 2007
Fingering cause the expansion and not the raping.
Funny life!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Elephant Rapes Man by clemcykul(f): 2:05pm On Oct 24, 2007
really weird grin grin ;Dcrazy world ryte?
Re: Elephant Rapes Man by topeteadr(m): 11:36pm On Oct 24, 2007
That elephant must be gay.
Re: Elephant Rapes Man by folahann(m): 1:19am On Oct 25, 2007
I think this happened to the poster
Re: Elephant Rapes Man by ituen(m): 7:54am On Oct 25, 2007
@ folahann

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