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Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by Markenny(m): 3:43pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
15. if u have worked in a company for 10 years without promotion. 14.when you fail maths and english in waec 13.if u slap a millitary man. 12.if your car spends more time at the mechanic than the road. 11.if you are a chelsea or liverpool fan 10. when you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC 9.you are a hidden christian in the mist of boko haram and you phone starts ringing :let somebody shout HALLELLUYA 8.when you mistake a super glue for cream 7.even after photo-shopping you still look damn ugly 6.when you vomit pounped yam and egusi in church during a 3 days fasting and prayer service 5.if lionel messi catches you on the field of play 4.when u rape a millatary man`s only child 3.when a rat eats your name out of all your original documents 2.when your only child joins the nigerian police force 1.when you get stuck in an elevator with a boko haram suicide bomber ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by yuzedo: 3:56pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
Markenny: iSooooooooDied!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by Natasha2(f): 4:19pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
lmao ![]() ![]() Markenny: |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by mkmyers45(m): 4:37pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
Markenny: Nice ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by Harpesin(m): 5:14pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
6.when you vomit pounped yam and egusi in church during a 3 days fasting and prayer service 3.when a rat eats your name out of all your original documents ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by chioma134: 9:53pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
Can't stop laughing. Poster,u tried. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by moremi2008(m): 10:19pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by MissIfe(f): 12:03am On Mar 01, 2012 |
LOL ! Thanks for the good laugh! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by oohunt: 7:30am On Mar 01, 2012 |
lol, indeed!!!!!! |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by Roland17(m): 7:58am On Mar 01, 2012 |
Markenny: Oboy u don wound all my ribs finish with lafff ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by lepasharon(f): 7:07pm On Mar 02, 2012 |
;d ;d ;d ;d |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by teewai27: 1:52am On Mar 04, 2012 |
This is too funny! |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by ekitikan(m): 9:53am On Mar 04, 2012 |
@ poster may the good lord continue to enrich you. You just made me very happy by laughing uncotrollably. |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by tiebe: 1:48pm On Mar 04, 2012 |
absolutely hilarious! |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by agiboma(f): 5:07pm On Mar 04, 2012 |
![]() Markenny: |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by Nobody: 11:40pm On Mar 04, 2012 |
When your car gives you a 'blow' job. |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by aieromon(m): 8:02am On Mar 05, 2012 |
Very funny!!! |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by highland(m): 2:46pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
You try o. kudos |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by iykay4455(m): 2:47pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
lol ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by Ndkings1(m): 2:48pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
I saw dis on facebook na they say: dis r signs to knw dat god is punishin u |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by DAY12(m): 2:53pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
What about pesin of 45yrs old still looking for a wife! ![]() |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by Nobody: 2:55pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
Markenny: All of the above sounds true ++++ the below I am sorry to say this: when you church in Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by Koolking(m): 2:57pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
Markenny: 16. If a dog eats your final year project few hours to submission deadline RFLMAO. Guy you are wack!!. You will sure make money in Lagos getting yourself a church |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by Nobody: 2:58pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
DAY11.:Dat one no be forces dey follow your from villa, na your smell dey chase de women commot, Ranks007:Na you talk, you 1 make dem break neck on top ur matta abi , *shakes neck like agama lizard "die by fire, die by fire, die by fire, pie pie fya" SimonAndal:na wa to you, SimonANAL, |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by leffects(m): 3:00pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
Or somebody that NNPC offered a job of N300k monthly salary that refused to check his/her mail for good months. |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by faithin9ja: 3:01pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
When you pay for ashawo only discover she is 'on' |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by Nobody: 3:02pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
When mrs chima starts cursing you, devil dey follow yhu ni yen o ![]() |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by stepo707: 3:08pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
lol |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by Shuen: 3:12pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
Funny ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by Nobody: 3:17pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
Stale stuff to badt!!! We don hear am tire for BBM ![]() |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by brigglez(m): 3:23pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
3[b].when a rat eats your name out of all your original documents[/b] I actually knew a lady whien we were in skool preparing to go for NYSC CAMP, GOAT CHOP HER CALL UP LETTER , She cried her eyes out. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From D Village by obi123: 3:25pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
Markenny: that number 2 made me almost choke from laughter |
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