1. A famous prostitute died. People were confused as to what should
be written on her grave. Finally, on the advise of a wise man, they wrote:
AT LAST SHE SLEPT ALONE!!!

2. A man would come home very late and very drunk every night. His
wife decides to teach him a lesson by dressing up like Satan and scaring
him. When he finally stumbles across the lawn, his wife jumps out and howls
like a demon. He looks at her and slurs, "You don't scare me. I'm married to
your sister"! A classic case of - no weapon fashioned against me shall
prosper.

3. A baby was born laughing really hard with its fist tightly
closed, chuckling and dandling happily. Everyone in the room was perplexed,
wondering what's up with the baby. One of the confused nurses unfolded its
tiny fingers and found a birth control pill!!!

4. A boy takes a girl on a date. She orders costly champagne,
oysters, lobsters, the most expensive food on the menu.
The boy asks: Do you eat like this at your mother's place.
The girl replies: No. My mother doesn't plan to sleep with me.

5. Husband comes home from Church, greets his wife, lifts her up and
carries her around the house.The wife is so surprised and asks smiling: Did
the Pastor preach about being romantic?
Out of breath the husband replies: No, he said we must carry our
burdens,

6. A man is sitting at home on the veranda having drinks with his
wife.
He says: I love you.
She asks: Is that you or the beer talking?
He replies: It's me, talking to the beer.

7. Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor
creature?
Pastor replied: No, we cannot have a service for an animal in the
church. But there is a new church down the road. Maybe, they'll do
something for the animal.
The man answered: Pastor, but do you think they'll accept a donation
of US$250,000 in return for the burial service?
Pastor exclaimed: Sweet Jesus! Why didn't u tell me the dog was a
Christian.

8. A beautiful girl was giving a pedicure to a man who is also
getting a shave at a salon. The man says: What about a date later?
She replied: I am married.
The man said: So? Call your husband and tell him you are going to
visit a girlfriend.
She said: U should tell him yourself, he is shaving you!

9. Husband: I have a problem at the office.
Wife:After marriage, you don't say I have a problem, say we have a
problem. Husband: Ok, We are expecting a baby from OUR Secretary.

10.A guy was talking to his girlfriend and told her : I might not be
rich, I have no money or villa or cars or companies like my friend John, but
I love you and adore you.
She looked at him with tears in her eyes and hugged him like there
is no tomorrow and whispered in his ear, : If you love me introduce me to
John,