sassyangel1:


Jst calm down n be doing sofiri sofiri backyard missionary style. I could remember wen I gave hubby cow girl style ontop one special stool v been keeping one corner(nt d dance o), d guy was jst saying "O BABY, DON'T BURST UR BIG BELLE O,I GO DIE INSIDE THIS UR PUSSY O, SO U R STILL CRAZY WITH THIS UR BIG BELLE? AYAM COMINGGGGGG OOOOO.... I was feeling like James Bond. My sister, Na d second day I carry myself all for myself go hospital n dt was Hw doctor kidnapped me say call ur husband to bring some stuffs for u cos u r gonna be placed on admission.

See as u dey intimidate amateur/virgin like me
Make I siddon well learn sha, so I go fit wound my dh wen next we grab each other

Sansa143:
,iyam not surprised at all!Who can separate u 4rm d love of kepkus?

My sister, only God ooooooo....buh seriously, I may nt be in d mood @ d beginning o buh while bed gisting n gossiping with my hubby, d man wee keep deceiving me by saying DON't WORRY, I WILL NOT ENTER THE PLACE, LEMME JST PLAY AROUND. Before u say Jack Bauer, ur sister wee be wet n I gat to help myself so dt everybody will rest n be happy. Abi Na only me waka come?(as we dey talk am for FIN).

thank you ladies for the warm wishes. May God Almighty guide and protect us all.

you missed her picture today

curvilicious:


Na by force o
Oh my inlaw selzy eyes o

belladsweet:
Lol ok thanks.

By the way, i always thought women with fibroid cant conceive.

Fallacious fallacy. Some carry fibroid with baby join sef. The way God works ehnnnnn, even science cannot comprehend.

ubac:


Unassisted birth after CS

Which 1 is unassisted birth after CS?

sassyangel1:


Jst calm down n be doing sofiri sofiri backyard missionary style. I could remember wen I gave hubby cow girl style ontop one special stool v been keeping one corner(nt d dance o), d guy was jst saying "O BABY, DON'T BURST UR BIG BELLE O,I GO DIE INSIDE THIS UR PUSSY O, SO U R STILL CRAZY WITH THIS UR BIG BELLE? AYAM COMINGGGGGG OOOOO.... I was feeling like James Bond. My sister, Na d second day I carry myself all for myself go hospital n dt was Hw doctor kidnapped me say call ur husband to bring some stuffs for u cos u r gonna be placed on admission.

Mama-de-mama all hail the QWEEN
After you na you again o
I cannot wait to drop mai faint untop this matter
Chai!

kelizosuy:
you missed her picture today

Ha! You are just an unjust somborri
Kai! I go show you when my own time reach

Oya let me sorry for you.. Send me a whatsap message

curvilicious:


Ha! You are just an unjust somborri
Kai! I go show you when my own time reach

Goldenheart002:




See as u dey intimidate amateur/virgin like me
Make I siddon well learn sha, so I go fit wound my dh wen next we grab each other

Ayam still on bed rest dis mama. No let me report u to my dokinta for making me to talk Abi type too much.

curvilicious:


Mama-de-mama all hail the QWEEN
After you na you again o
I cannot wait to drop mai faint untop this matter
Chai!

Even if Na u gimme d turkey meme I go still use am 4 u. No lemme tell d class Hw u take answer kpekus questions 4 ur previous ANC o..

sassyangel1:


Even if Na u gimme d turkey meme I go still use am 4 u. No lemme tell d class Hw u take answer kpekus questions 4 ur previous ANC o..

No vess na ah person canor play with you again? Ah

Goldenheart002:




See as u dey intimidate amateur/virgin like me
Make I siddon well learn sha, so I go fit wound my dh wen next we grab each other

Awon farjins i greet una o

ozycy:

And as for shopping on Amazon, you go to their website, register, select the things you want to buy and pay with your MasterCard, then ship to a forwarder who will then help ship it to Naija for a fee. Maybe you can use @ mam completey forwarder too.

Shopping from Amazon or mallforafrica, which 1 mk sense pass? Ayam jst thinking of which bank to rob mk I do better Christmas shopping cos as I dey look this my oga, he'll keep saying our children v Enof clothes dt will last them till menopausal age.

@lioha, thanks so much ma. God bless you.

Big thanks to everyone that liked my birthday post, God bless you all real good.

curvilicious:


No vess na ah person canor play with you again? Ah

Ok, I wee nt tell our fellow mamas Hw u were answering questions dt day. Hope u r gd sis?

zaynie:
Who has Sassyangel's contact.
She was here 5 days ago and was on strict bedrest.
We were supposed to do a business deal on whatsapp but she's not responding and the number is not reachable for calls.
Please if you have any other number, help us to call her biko.

Thks sis 4 checking up on me..

kelizosuy:
Me too.. I sent her a message on whatsap consigning her slot on the wig class but it didn't go through. I called her number same thing.

Thk u kelliozychukwu.... Hw's my pretty princess n hope ekiti pipu v nt scattered her name?

spiceeamiee:
Good morning mamas. Congrats to mamas that have delivered their LOs. May Gods blessings never depart from you. TeamJuly, how una dey? Who else feels like they have a stone tied to their vaginas? That place hurts no matter what I am doing, sitting standing, laughing, cough8ing. It hurts like hell. I have complained at the hospital and they said its because baby's head is down. Na so w go dey??

Abeg, I get one issue and I would like y'all's contribution. I and hubby work at Marina and our offices are 5mins apart so we basically go to work and return home together. The plan was to have LO registered in a Daycare close to my office, that's where most people with nursing mothers in my office complex use. We both close by 5pm so we would just pick her after closing and go home. That was the plan. Last month, hubby got a transfer order to resume at their Ikeja office in July. I don't have a car as hubby picks and drops me off at work. Since hubby is now going to Ikeja, that plan of registering LO in a Daycare close to my office is now going up in flames.

Plan B; My MIL called and said she would help me get someone. I did not tell my mom about this because we had a very scary experience with a maid when we were little so since then, my mom believes all maids are ***** so when my MIL said she would help me get someone, I did not know how to tell my mom about it because I know all hell would break loose. My MIL called on Sunday to say she has found a nice 17year old girl and she would be coming next week. I then called my mom to intimate her of this development and now my phone wont stop ringing. My Dad, aunts, Uncles, Cousins and everyone is calling to dissuade me from bringing the girl(their reason being she may be a witch and could harm I and my family ). I know their intentions are from a good place but how do they want me to cope. My family house is in Igando and we live in Okota. If my mom was closer, I would not even think twice about dropping my baby with her but the distance isn't feasible. She suggested dropping her on Monday and picking her on Friday . Like how is that even possible sef. Now one of my cousins is saying that she does not think a 17year old girl can watch a baby in such a way that I would be at rest, that instead we should get a nanny who resumes at 6:30am and closes by 6:30pm.

So mamas that have gone down this road before, how did you cope? Did you get a nanny? Did you register your baby in a creche? Can a 17year old girl not really take care of a baby? Did anyone here have any issues with their maids and how did they handle it? I just want to hear different opinions so I know the best course of action to take.

My suggestion goes thus; if u can drive, let ur hubby surrender d car for u to carry urself n lo conviniently to crèche n ur office. Mbok, dt 17 yrs old babe could be a slayer on bed n be forming saint in ur sight or could be a very wicked Somborri dt gats no patience to care and handle a baby.

iaatmgirl:
Good evening mummies n mummies in the making.

I need some advice or confirmation. I am 9 weeks along and been having this crazy headache on & off , and being so tired a lot.

I went to hospital this morning (not started antenatal) to see Dr and ran some tests. He said I had malaria 1+. I was given chloroquine, piriton & paracetamol for 3 days. asked him about its safety for mum n baby and he said it's fine that malaria can't be left untreated.

My concern o, I thought treating malaria is not advised in first trimester for safety reasons except if v v necessary. Please advise me on if I can go ahead with the drugs or just wait a few weeks more.

The headache doesn't interrupt my daily activities except that days I have it, I try to sleep earlier. Its been this way for 2/3 weeks now. Tiredness was one of first symptoms. Besides those feelings, I am doing just fine.

Had malaria during my first trimester n my doctor told me to be patient till I got to second trimester b4 I could treat myself wth his prescription. He said first trimester is a very delicate phase dts y even pcm is nt encouraged to be taken during this phase.

Thks 4 d mention @ beyedew. I was jst laffing n remembered wen I had my daughter via CS. I was so bitchy cos everybody's attention was on my princess n nobody even massage my body. I forgot all the help my hubby was assisting wth buh weneva I jst see dt nobody was petting me, I'll jst b forming yimu vex. Don't worry, it will soon pass. U Berra open up n tell ur oga dt he aught to be around n watch Hw ur MIL is helping cos u won't stay in her hse for long. E no easy especially if Na pikin weh do maiguard a.k.a security work for heaven.

F

SULPHUROXIDE:
MORNING MAMAS Happy Sunday,As Regards To My Earlier Post, These are The Ingredients.
1 Ugu Leaf Crush Out The Water
3TB Of Honey,Lime,Powder Milk,And
1 egg mix all and drink(u can exclude the lime for now)
2 Watermelon,Clove Powder,PeakMilk
Or Anyother Liquid Milk Honey Coconut And Dates( U Can Excude Dates For Pregnant Mamas)
3 Lipton,Egg,Milk And Honey,Its Slimy But Works wonders,
4 Fresh Moringa Leave,Coconut,Tigernuts,Honey,Milk And Dates.
5 Coconut Juice,SugarcaneJuice,WatermelonJuice,Peakmilk And Dates.
For The Veejay Tigter, Mango seed DRY ONE,MUSK,HONEY,CRUSH AND INSERT AT NIGHT AND WASH IN THE MORN, YOU CAN ALSO POUND CLOVE SOAK IN WATER AND USE TO WASH THE VEEJAY GIVES IT PLEASANT SMELL TOO.THANKS. AND GOD BLESS.

Mango seed inside pororo?!!!! Abi Nepa v taken light in my eyes? Hope it's nt circumcision procedures u mistakenly uploaded?

proudmom38:


Mama abeg no vex o, me no understand this ur explanation o...

My sister, the explanation confuse me pass babalawo own weh I dey watch for AMyoruba films.

I'm a Oct 2016 mom.

My birth story

My EDD according to my LMP was 19/10. My pregnancy was very smooth, didn't have any pregnancy issues nor cravings but few days of vomiting at the early stage.

When I was at 38 weeks, the dam was opened and it made the access road to my house flooded. The water was so much that it's was reaching my stomach. I couldn't make it for ANC that week. DH & I packed our bags and managed to get out of my area. I went to stay in my aunt's place. I noticed that everytime I eat, I will poo. It went on like that till I gave birth. I was doing my walking and climbing stairs faithfully every morning no matter how tired I felt.

I went for ANC at 39+4days. The doctor that attended to me said I should come for induction on my EDD because I'm rhesus negative that she doesn't want to put the baby life at risk if I didn't fall into labour before then and I should get rhogam injection when coming for admission.  I left the doctor office, tears rolled in my eyes. I wanted to fall into labour naturally not to be induced. My mind was like what if the induction fails. Will I go for CS? And uptill that day, i haven't felt any contractions.

On the 19/10. I prayed and proceeded to the hospital. I was admitted for cervix ripening. I was positive that all will go well. Dh came to see after close of work. They didn't let him wait long as visiting time was over. In the ward i was admitted, the other patients there were in pains,some just went thru surgery, others had one or two severe issues with their pregnancies. It's wasn't a fun place to be as everyone there was looking depressed and sad.

At 8pm the nurse asked me to go the Labour ward to see the doctor. The catheter was fixed in my cervix. It's was my very time of experiencing VE. It was quite painful because of all the instruments he was using to navigate to the cervix. He said it will drop before morning. He did it for two of us that night.

I went to my bed thinking I should get some sleep.
For where? This backache started o, I was like what could this be? All thru my pregnancy, I was expecting contraction to be like menstrual paiñ. I ran to the toilet (very dirty),i was able to poo small. This backache became intenseď,I was still bearing it on my bed thinking it's will soon stop. When it's became more intense, i went to the nurse asking her for pain reliver that I'm having terrible backache. She said that was contractions. That i should be breathing in & out. I was bearing the pain, breathing in and out. I started listening to the recorded messages from pastors I had on my phone. I was confessing the prayers in supernatural birth to myself. I left the ward, I saw one of the doctors office wasn't locked and the AC was on. It's was a better place than the ward. I hid behind the curtains so as not to be seen to avoid been driven away. I kept on praying every time the pain came. It's went on till 3:45am. I felt a little better. Came to the ward. I find out that my patner own has dropped. At that point, I told myself that if this thing didn't fall before morning, I will tell the doctor that I'm going home and will wait till labour starts naturally.

By 6am, I was told to bath and move to labour room.  On getting to the Labour ward, the doctor was already attending to my patner. She was screaming on top of her voice. I was like this thing is very painful o. I can't go thru this pain after all I was through over the night. The doctors was unable to do membrane sweep for her but fixed oxytocin for her.

It's was now my turn, I told him to remove the catheter that I have made up my mind to take whatever risk if the cervix isn't effacing that I'm going home. He said alright. He checked me and saw that the catheter has even dropped. He went ahead to break the water and fix oxytocin for me. I was told not to get up and should remain lying on my left side. He told the nurses that I was 5-6cm dilated. I was very happy. Thought the baby should be here before 10am. The contractions (backache) started again. I was breathing in and out. I was doing my best not to scream.

At 10am i was checked,its was 7cm. I was like, with all this pain it's 7cm. At this time the pain was like someone using sledge hammer hitting my back without mercy continously. I started timing the contraction it's lasted for 1 min at 3mins intervals. I 'll rest a little after each contraction. At 12noon I was checked it's was still 7cm. I was like why God, pls don't forsake me now. Was confessing Isaiah 66:7-9. The pain was unbearable. I couldnt even time it anymore. Meanwhile, I didn't even hear the voice of my patner. I called her, She said she was also bearing the pain. The nurse checked her,  She was 4cm dilated but her cervix is still high still unable to do membrane sweep

By 2pm my aunty came and she saw how much pain I was in, she bursted in tears, the nurses chased her away. She called her pastors to be praying for me. At this point, I was screaming " Jesus, have mercy on me". I was checked again its was still 7cm and the cervix was soft.  Meanwhile the nurses on duty were nice. Was asking them to help me rub my back and once in a while they did.

I felt real pain. Menh, labour pain no be here o. I couldn't stand up from the bed. I had to remain in one position all through the pains. I was like how did our grannies did it that they have 6-8 children. I was almost running mad with the pain. At 4pm, I was already begging for either epidural or CS. I couldn't just endure the pain anymore.

In a short while, I felt like pooing, the nurses was already ending their shift. They were  busy documenting. I told them that i wanted to poo. She said that I shouldn't push to avoid cervical tear that it isn't time yet. I said ok. Already made up my mind to follow thier instructions. I was trying to hold it but it's was hard. I started peeing on myself. They kept on shouting on me not to push yet.

By 4:30pm, New shift resumed, I begged the nurse to check me. That i felt like poòing o. She checked and exclaimed that the baby is already here. I was moved to delivery room. It's was just one of the nurses on duty that has resumed. Thank God the other nurse in the morning was still packing to go home. Come and see rushing as they weren't prepared. The new nurse ask me to push at the next contraction,  I pushed once, the baby didn't come. She used my hand to touch the baby head that I should push more. She gave me an episotomy. I gathered all the strength in me and gave it second push, my Prince was out. They put him on me. On seeing him, its was worth everything I went through.  The placenta was removed too and I was sown back though its was numbed but i still feel the pain. A drug was placed in my anus to reduce the bleeding. And my patners didn't dilated more than 4cm. She was later taken to theatre for CS after I left the Labour

I thank God for this priceless gift. He made it very easy for me. I pray for everyone pregnant woman that they will experience supernatural delivery. And all ttc & atc that they will get their BFP soonest.

CC: Feddy27.
October 2016.

sassyangel1:


I'v been discharged but strictly warned to continue bed rest @ home. Thk u sis...

We tank God,rest well ma

chrissyjay:
Good afternoon mamas, pls o what are the duties of MIL during omugwo visit. Abeg help a sis. thanks and happy sunday

Lmao.... Ask google. Walai, some of our generational MIL's will never do all those stuffs we saw our mothers enjoyed those days. If they try sef it's jst to prepare peppersoup n carry baby small n then scream ur name to come n breastfeed lo even after breastfeeding some few seconds ago. My own will Kuku tell u from the onset dt she will not wash or do any serenren. All she'll do is prepare peppersoup, bath baby n carry baby for some minutes so dt u can refresh urself n eat after which, maleh is already singing come and carry ur baby.

Rhemy2013:


We tank God,rest well ma

Thk u n God bless u sis...

The time is nigh!

Details to be posted shortly.

Registration link below just in case;

http://eepurl.com/c3NZqj


Good luck and happy bumping everyone!

Bussy2rhymes,this your BS coming from last year is sweet o, but since last year? I suppose flog your bonbom.

Better late than never right?



Feddy27, gone and carry your file here o

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MummyAudrey:
Happy Sunday my people.... baby adele fine no be small like say baby don dey eat adult food I for say make she come join me
Cc :proudmom38
Jazzyjazz
curvilicious
Cc:pweetibabe
Anugod
zaynie
completely
Cc: All all January mamas

Which kind wicked tin I jst use my eye jam? It's nt jst fair @ all. Be considerate to ur fellow comrades Na.

Good morning/afternoon/evening/night, mamas and papas in the house.

Sometime back, I promised a little pressie or one November 2017 Birthing mama

This is to tie in with the anticipated launch of mima bear Cloth Diapers (Actual Launch Dates to be confirmed shortly!)

Therefore with just 1 or so days to till November, here is the final information on what is on offer:

1 Cloth Nappy Gift Pack (Worth up to N13,000 delivery inclusive) contents include:

1 one-size diaper/ Nappy cover
1 Pack Bamboo inserts - Containing a large and small insert
1 infant size prefold nappy ( up to 9 kg)
1 snappi fastener
2 cloth wipes (1 small + 1 Large)


TO QUALIFY:

you must be on either October, November or December 2017 EDD roll calls ( allowances for porters and late arrivals have been made)

You delivery dates must fall between 1st of November - 30th November 2017 - both dates inclusive

BA and BS on NL preggy thread

Only open to Nigeria Residents

Any interested mamas and papas that qualify can enter for a chance to win this gift pack please register your detail in the link below:

http://eepurl.com/c3NZqj


ENTRY DEADLINE:
All entries to be received by midnight 5th December 2017- this is to allow any mums with a November 30th delivery a chance to enter after a period of recovery.

Winner will be selected at Random and announced on the thread and via email shortly after.

Fift pack will be delivered after confirmation has been made. So please ensure that the address you use is a proper postal address.

PLEASE NOTE: if the winner happens to be a"recent Joiner" to the roll calls, proof of actual November birth may be requested.

I wish you all a smooth pregnancy and swift and safe delivery.

cc Team captains: Pweetiebabe , Anugod, Lady25

Ammy5565:


Seriously i dey go abeg. Dis one i don frequent dis thread today, i hope say bfp never fall on me. Dh is just begging me anyhow to do fp, i dey give am yimu. Na AF just dey dull me, she has refused to show face. I wonder why non of my teamies have come back sef. Bia enque , mummytee (edd buddy) , suzy , akorkor , favouredmom , mimibe et all wat are u all waiting for?

They r waiting for Buhari to step down.