Nigeria's Mentality

Every sunday u eat rice

All northerners are Muslims

All calabar ladies are good in bed

Rich hausa men are Alhaji while poor ones are Aboki.

On a date the guy should pay the bill

The older child must marry first

When you travel abroad you become rich

Every noodles na indomie

No sex on first date

All Edo girls are Prostitute

Igbo girls like money

Yoruba girls are cheap and Dirty

Mix maltina and peak milk= blood tonic

Abuja is full of money

Every detergent na Omo!

Bleach na jik.

All scouring powder na vim!

All insecticide na sheltox!

All food seasoning na maggi!

Any Young Boy that has Car and house na Yahoo Plus

Ĩf Ɣ☺Ʊ die untimely,nah ur village pple kill Ɣ☺Ʊ.

Only calabar pple Dey chop dog meat.

Ĩf light off, nah NEPA.

Wen Ɣ☺Ʊ get big wallet,nah money full inside.

Nah for 9ja Ɣ☺Ʊ person go ask Ɣ☺Ʊ, "wats ɪ̣̇ƨ̇ d last price".

Ani bodi wer use blackberry get levels.


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