A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, “this is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in 3 words.”

The guy pulls out his wallet and one at a time, lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says slowly;

“paint … .my… , house”

Whattttttt

are u shocked?

dont worry iteun am coming to paint u blue black

hmmm iteun do u have a job at all, ure really making seun rich abi u dan fall mugu

_{*looks up the ceiling, shaking his head*}

today is saturday, n it supposed to be a restin day and i'm in my room with connection all day long with suya and beer.

do i still have a problem. monday is still far away

ituen:

_{*looks up the ceiling, shaking his head*}

today is saturday, n it supposed to be a restin day and i'm in my room with connection all day long with suya and beer.

do i still have a problem. monday is still far away

beer that's the problem

beer aint no problem, maybe its the suya,keep on drinking bro

na wa oh, the beer never finish