Monday: Now home
from honeymoon and
settled in our new
home. It's fun to cook for
Alfred. Today I made an
angel food cake and the
recipe said, 'Beat 12 eggs
separately '. Well, I didn't
have enough bowls to do
that,
so I had to borrow 12
bowls to beat the eggs in.
The cake
turned out fine
though.
Tuesday: We wanted a
fruit salad for supper. The
recipe
said, 'Serve
Without dressing'. So I
didn't dress. But Alfred
happened to bring a
friend home for supper
that night. They both
looked so
startled when I
served them. I think it
was the salad.
Wednesday: I decided to
serve rice and found a
recipe,
which said, 'Wash
thoroughly before
steaming the rice'. So I
heated some
water and took a
bath before steaming the
rice. Sounded kind of silly
in
the middle of the
day. I can't say it
improved the rice
anyhow,
Thursday: Today Alfred
asked for salad again. I
tried a
new recipe. It
said, prepare ingredients,
and then toss on a bed of
lettuce one hour
before serving.' I hunted
all over the place for a
garden and when I got
one, I tossed my salad
into the bed of lettuce and
stood
over there for
over one hour so the dog
would not take it. Alfred
came
over and asked if
I felt all right. I wonder
why? He must be
stressed at
work; I'll try and
be supportive.
Friday: Today I found an
easy recipe for cookies. It
said,
'Put all
ingredients in a bowl and
beat it'. Beat it I did, to
my mum's place.
There must have been
something wrong with
the recipe,
because when I came
back home again; it
looked the same as when
I left it.
Saturday: Alfred went
shopping today and
brought home a
chicken. He asked
me to dress it for
Sunday. I'm sure I don't
know
how hens dress for
Sunday.I never noticed
back on the farm, but I
found an
old doll dress and
its little cute shoes. I
thought the hen looked
really
cute.When Alfred
saw it, he started
counting to ten. Either he
was really
stressed because
of his work, or he
wanted the chicken to
dance. When I
asked him what was
wrong he started crying
and shouting out 'Why
me? Why
me?'
It has to be his job.
(Olodo)
New bride, yepa (Guys
look before u leap or else
na “Mama put” that will
be your only option)

very funny

say God!

too long like d OP joystick and dry like his brain



abeg na joke o, no ban me oo

I know nah, with ur bend leg like grasshopper wey dey bondage.


Okponu

Is this a yoke?

absolutely no! Its a Joke

So Dani you call this a joke?
Na wa o!

mikuz, r there any reasons for uploading these pix?

I was just trying to figure out the requirements for appointing someone a moderator in jokes section of NL.

why?

Whoa. . .dis is a very cool joke! I loved it!

booqee, are u joking??

dani1luv: booqee, are u joking??

she mean d opposite



bush Pig

bunmioguns:




she mean d opposite



bush Pig

u know you gbagaun??

Its obvious you copied and pasted d joke, its not yours!
why u questioning my comment?? Whether i'm joking or not?

booqee: Its obvious you copied and pasted d joke, its not yours!
why u questioning my comment?? Whether i'm joking or not?

u have missed ur period!

Bh seriously, wats pinching u??

My friend! I said d joke is cool, i loved it, so stop questioning me abeg!

Am nt ur friend please, , , i dnt associate myself wt mad pple


btw, I stl luv u