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Heavenly Golf by dm(m): 11:22am On Mar 25, 2006 |
God and Moses were out playing golf when they came to this long water hole. Moses says, "God, you can't drive this hole, you'll have to play around it". God says "Arnold Palmer can drive this hole" so he hits the ball and it lands in the lake. God says, "Moses, go get the ball", so Moses gets the ball and brings it back and says again "God, you just can't drive this hole, its too long. You'll have to play around it". God says "Arnold Palmer can" so he hits the ball and again it lands in the lake. God says, "Moses, go get the ball", so Moses gets the ball and brings it back. Meanwhile the foursome behind has cought up and is watching all this. As God gets ready to hit the ball again, one of them says to Moses, "Who does that guy think he is, God?" Moses says, "No, he thinks he's Arnold Palmer!" |
Re: Heavenly Golf by spikelord(m): 2:40pm On Mar 25, 2006 |
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