Princeparix: mr speaka nu, order d security nu to turoway dis monkey at of here nu, he can be from d EFCC oo!. Am nt ready to settlu or share nu my ego wit dem.

pipszilla: Mr. Speaker, if u don't act, am going to move a motion for impeachment

xynerise:
*calls the security* Take this leper out of here.


Alawie increase has been approved. A 10% increase to all senators' alawie and 30% increase to the Speaker and Deputy speaker's alawie.


ONE NIGERIA

Princeparix: wit due respect nu mr speaka, as d house majority leader nu and chairman house commitee on excess crude nu, i am notu suppose to have the same percent with this floor members nu. Biko reconsider.

xynerise:
ok. Your percentage has been decreased to 9.9% .
I guess its not the same with floor members again?

xynerise:
*calls the security* Take this leper out of here.


Alawie increase has been approved. A 10% increase to all senators' alawie and 30% increase to the Speaker and Deputy speaker's alawie.


ONE NIGERIA

vizboy: mr speaker this is not fair oh according to our rule of law we are suppose to earn equal. So i would like to move a motion. If you want all alawie increase should be 30% shout AYE.

Thinking: see these speaker e no know say me wan enjoy the thing him too they enjoy e wan do us ojoro.

vizboy: mr speaker this is not fair oh according to our rule of law we are suppose to earn equal. So i would like to move a motion. If you want all alawie increase should be 30% shout AYE.

Thinking: see these speaker e no know say me wan enjoy the thing him too they enjoy e wan do us ojoro.

If I earn 30% with the Speaker u no Suppose talk!

Do u have an Idea how much we Spend on buying Hypo detergent to wash the house toilet wey U and ur colleague don Dent finish with Elementary Shiits?

xynerise:
*calls the security* Take this leper out of here.


Alawie increase has been approved. A 10% increase to all senators' alawie and 30% increase to the Speaker and Deputy speaker's alawie.


ONE NIGERIA

pipszilla: So I propose we make our alawei 700% of our BC. Pls Mr speacker

I always knew this boy was a Bad Influence.

See as u dey mention people money, are u a Pharisee?

El Guapo:

I always knew this boy was a Bad Influence.

See as u dey mention people money, are u a Pharisee?

pipszilla: So I propose we make our alawei 700% of our BC. Pls Mr speacker

vizboy: you see i was only proposing for 30% but with the lastest development and project i hand i have to support the my fellow senator.

THINKING : ME TOO WAN USE JET SINCE E BE SAY NA JET DEY RAIN NOW FOR NIGERIA. AFTERALL NO BE ME START AM

Your English is way Bad!

How u manage make am here sef?

Must be Reping a Constituency in Bakassi Pennisula

Princeparix: #removes my red cap,moves closer to mr speaker and whispers#

mr speaka, d excess crude fund just came in nu, i av already spokenu to du presidency and baba ota farm-i culdnt cum nu to ur quarters because i wanna chop alone nw nu-chop ur 30% alawie while i chop my 30% and ur 15% excess crude fund nu.

Some members nu are trying nu to impeach u nd dis ur deputy speaker u prefer nu to me who av been providing nu all d choppings nu wuld seat nu on ur seat nu.

#goes back to my plastic chair#

xynerise:
What is really your problem Mr senator?








can u talk to me without adding ''Nu''?

El Guapo:

Your English is way Bad!

How u manage make am here sef?

Must be Reping a Constituency in Bakassi Pennisula

vizboy: so mr speaker you dont support cultural development mhm

xynerise:
What is really your problem Mr senator?








can u talk to me without adding ''Nu''?

vizboy: it is a long story but i go cut am short.

When i joined J.S.S 1 my teacher came into the classroom saw my face and guess what she dead. When the New teacher come he enter class and i was nt around but when i hear the english teacher was in the class i can rushing in when he saw my face he fainted. So since then i stop attending english class. So you see it is not my fault

Its Either U're of the Albino Persuasion [Our Speaker's Union] Or You're Blacker than a Coal!

Princeparix: can u be the speaka nu without embezzling public fund?

mysticgal: hello house am representing mbaise south,imo state.i am senator mgbeke okoro-john.

El Guapo:

Its Either U're of the Albino Persuasion [Our Speaker's Union] Or You're Blacker than a Coal!

xynerise:
huh? What do u mean by embezzling public fund? .

Deputy Senator, pls make sure this senator gets a torture to keep his wide mouth shut.

Princeparix: can u be the speaka nu without embezzling public fund?

vizboy: and how the hell do u want him to take care of his nucleous family

Princeparix: ask google nu

vizboy: i just did oh but i found no answer oh u fit help me