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Afoke d village boy lost his uncle in d village of Umunede.. Being d most grown up of all the males in d extended family, he was mandated by the elders of d village & given money to go to township & buy a coffin for his uncle.

because it was his first time to d township, he wore his best white brocade & headed-off to "township".....

After hours of searching, at dusk, he finally found a funeral shop & bought a cheap coffin.. Just then it dawned on him dat it was getting dark.. Since he didnt know anyone around & d village was a long way back, he decided to wait by d roadside wit d coffin, hoping for a lift..

After about an hour, a rickety pick-up truck pulled-up in front of him.. Without caution, he jumped on d back of d pick-up with d coffin..

15mins later, it began to rain.. Afoke didnt want his white brocade to be wet, so he hid himself inside d coffin.. Before we could say Jack-robinson, Afoke fell asleep..

In d middle of d journey, d pick-up also stopped at & picked 2 farmers & 3 market women who also stayed at d rear of d vehicle..........

The crickets were already chirping & everyone was already chatting at d village square when d pick-up came to a screeching halt at Umunede which woke Afoke up in d coffin.

As he opened the coffin, d people on d rear of d vehicle tot he was a ghost in white, took to their heels & ran towards d village square.. Afoke being startled, also jumped out of d coffin & ran along wit them.. As they saw him running towards them, they increased their speed to gear5 & started shouting "ghost!!! ghost!!!"

Before u knew it, d whole village square was agog wit stampede.. People were climbing each other in confusion & running in all directions.. Everyone was shouting "ghost!!! ghost!!!".. Even d 95yr old Obi of d village jumped-off his wrapper & ran faster than Usain-Bolt... The Chief-priest run leave oracle.. Even d oracle self nor know when e begin run.. It was like olympics.. Everybody just dey run...

Omo, Come see marathon!

nice one bro..keep it up

9ice writeup

After running,wetin come happen?

2 long

nice one jare

Hehehehe

Rextab: 2 long

and makes no sense.

Potential good joke but it didnt end well...

Nice joke but poorly delivered...

Was funny, but only an imaginative mind would really find it funny, cos it's more like a story. Better delivered in person than posted online.

critics! critics! critics! Post ur own na. Stop critising!

nice joke my broda....if e easy make dem post their dry jokes

saddler: After running,wetin come happen?

exactly my thought. Incomplete joke

Nice joke but e no complete