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#easter Joke# by osaman2011: 7:51pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
#NOR LAFF O# Afoke d village boy lost his uncle in d village of Umunede.. Being d most grown up of all the males in d extended family, he was mandated by the elders of d village & given money to go to township & buy a coffin for his uncle. because it was his first time to d township, he wore his best white brocade & headed-off to "township"..... After hours of searching, at dusk, he finally found a funeral shop & bought a cheap coffin.. Just then it dawned on him dat it was getting dark.. Since he didnt know anyone around & d village was a long way back, he decided to wait by d roadside wit d coffin, hoping for a lift.. After about an hour, a rickety pick-up truck pulled-up in front of him.. Without caution, he jumped on d back of d pick-up with d coffin.. 15mins later, it began to rain.. Afoke didnt want his white brocade to be wet, so he hid himself inside d coffin.. Before we could say Jack-robinson, Afoke fell asleep.. In d middle of d journey, d pick-up also stopped at & picked 2 farmers & 3 market women who also stayed at d rear of d vehicle.......... The crickets were already chirping & everyone was already chatting at d village square when d pick-up came to a screeching halt at Umunede which woke Afoke up in d coffin. As he opened the coffin, d people on d rear of d vehicle tot he was a ghost in white, took to their heels & ran towards d village square.. Afoke being startled, also jumped out of d coffin & ran along wit them.. As they saw him running towards them, they increased their speed to gear5 & started shouting "ghost!!! ghost!!!" Before u knew it, d whole village square was agog wit stampede.. People were climbing each other in confusion & running in all directions.. Everyone was shouting "ghost!!! ghost!!!".. Even d 95yr old Obi of d village jumped-off his wrapper & ran faster than Usain-Bolt... The Chief-priest run leave oracle.. Even d oracle self nor know when e begin run.. It was like olympics.. Everybody just dey run... Omo, Come see marathon! |
Re: #easter Joke# by sutoboy(m): 8:23pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
nice one bro..keep it up |
Re: #easter Joke# by lilkech(m): 9:40pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
9ice writeup |
Re: #easter Joke# by saddler: 3:55am On Apr 07, 2012 |
After running,wetin come happen? |
Re: #easter Joke# by Rextab(m): 5:16am On Apr 07, 2012 |
2 long |
Re: #easter Joke# by bunmioguns(m): 7:06am On Apr 07, 2012 |
nice one jare |
Re: #easter Joke# by Ruqaya(f): 12:49pm On Apr 07, 2012 |
Hehehehe |
Re: #easter Joke# by chikk(f): 1:06pm On Apr 07, 2012 |
Rextab: 2 long and makes no sense. |
Re: #easter Joke# by ideamaster(m): 10:42pm On Apr 08, 2012 |
Potential good joke but it didnt end well... |
Re: #easter Joke# by hakunajay(m): 2:28pm On Apr 09, 2012 |
Nice joke but poorly delivered... |
Re: #easter Joke# by naijaslap: 2:47pm On Apr 09, 2012 |
Was funny, but only an imaginative mind would really find it funny, cos it's more like a story. Better delivered in person than posted online. |
Re: #easter Joke# by Nobody: 4:24pm On Apr 09, 2012 |
critics! critics! critics! Post ur own na. Stop critising! |
Re: #easter Joke# by onoti(f): 5:57pm On Apr 09, 2012 |
nice joke my broda....if e easy make dem post their dry jokes |
Re: #easter Joke# by crackhouse(m): 6:56pm On Apr 30, 2012 |
saddler: After running,wetin come happen?exactly my thought. Incomplete joke |
Re: #easter Joke# by labaks(f): 4:37pm On May 01, 2012 |
Nice joke but e no complete |
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